Home Sweet Home

Hi, sweetie.

Um, where are you guys?

Call me when you get this.

Hi, it's me again.

Your cell's going straight to voicemail.

Hope everything's okay.

Please call.

Sara.

A- Are you there?

Please, pick up, sweetie.

Sara.

Hello!

- Sara... - Frank...

And adam aren't here at the moment.

But please leave your name and number after the beep.

Hi, sweetie.

Hope your date night went well.

We had a fun night here.

Adam loves watching all the cars

Passing by the condo.

Listen, i called my doctor friend,

And she's not sure if adam's getting enough protein.

He looks very pale.

And hardly any baby fat.

Oh, by the way, i tried calling your cell,

But i kept getting a busy signal.

It's probably bad reception.

Oh, sweetie, we really miss you.

I hope you can stay for lunch

When you come to pick up adam tomorrow morning.

I know your father will want to spend time with his daughter.

Anyway, give me a call when you get home

If it's not too late, okay?

Love you. Can't wait to see you, honey.

Here's my two favorite people in the whole, wide world.

- Look, adam, it's daddy. - Say hi to daddy!

Adam, baby, can you say "da-Da"?

Da-Da?

And here's my gorgeous wife. Aw.

Those beautiful eyes i wake up to every sing...

Hello!

- Sara... - Frank...

And adam aren't here at the moment.

But please leave your name and number after the beep.

Sara mcandrews,

This is deputy sanders calling

From the county sherriff's office.

I got your message.

My apologies for calling so late.

It's been one of those days, and we're severely understaffed.

So regarding this trespasser

You saw on your property this morning,

Rest assured, you have nothing to worry about.

It's probably just a drifter passing through.

In any case, i'll drop by tomorrow,

Make sure everything's all right, and...

well, i'll have one of those delicious brownies

That everyone's been talking about.

We're here for your safety, okay?

Hope you folks have a great night.

- Hey, honey. - What?

You know, next time we go out,

Would you mind just leaving one light on?

No, it's supposed to look like we're home.

Yeah, but, like, we didn't move in to a lighthouse.

- Yeah, you're funny. - Such a jokester.

- Am i? - Yeah.

I'm not as funny as whatever you want to call

That dance thing thing you made me sit through.

What was that? It was awful.

Oh, come on.

It wasn't that bad.

- It was horrible. - What?

Are you always this difficult?

No, i thought it was really beautiful, and...

- You are a philistine, you know that?

It involves a lot more skill than one of your football games.

As in, a gaggle of hairless men

Running around, rolling on top of one another,

On a large steel table...

Yeah, exactly.

Naked, hairless men?

No, men taken over by the spirit of dance.

- And they weren't all hairless. - Ugh, please.

Now i can't eat in the cafeteria anymore.

Why? Because they just installed

The exact same kind of table.

Oh, no.

I'm gonna be obsessing

Over every little stain on the thing.

Well, maybe in between meetings,

You and tony can try it out.

You two would make a terrific duo.

Oh, god.

I'd definitely pay to see that.

You guys would probably draw quite the crowd

If we didn't live in the middle of nowhere.

Sweetheart, you know...

our son's gonna thank you for it later.

He'll tell you in his deep, manly voice...

He'll say, "thanks, ma.

"Thanks for following pa to the countryside.

"I'm a lucky boy, you know?

"I can see that now.

I learned what it was like to"...

Live like a peasant.

"To breath the fresh air,

"You know, to ride my bike in the forest,

"To be able to practice my football skills

"In my huge backyard without being bothered

By the riffraff from your old disgusting neighborhood. "

- Mm. - Hey.

Nothing beats a real home.

Now, what do you say to that, city girl?

- Mm. - Hmm?

I say that i need

A glass of milk.

All right.

Whoops.

- Honey, could you please check the messages?

Two new messages. Hi, sweetie.

Hope your date night went well.

We had a fun night.

Oh, adam loves watching all the cars

Passing by the condo.

Listen, i called my doctor friend...

Sure you did.

And she's not sure if adam's getting enough protein.

He looks very pale.

And hardly any baby fat.

Oh, by the way, i tried calling your cell,

But i kept getting a busy signal.

It's probably bad reception.

Oh, sweetie, we really miss you.

I hope you can stay for lunch

When you come to pick up adam tomorrow morning.

I know your father will want to spend time with his daughter.

Anyway, give me a call when you get home

If it's not too late, okay? Critters.

- Love you. Can't wait to see you, honey.

What am i, chopped liver?

Sara mcandrews,

This is deputy sanders calling

From the county sherriff's office.

I got your message.

My apologies for calling so late...

You know...

S- She can't help herself, can she, right?

She has to find something to worry about.

No, she is the one that needs to see a doctor,

'Cause she always wants us to feel guilty

Or worried about something.

You know, but i...

I know exactly what she's trying to do.

She can't stand that her little angel

Is now independent and so far away from her.

You know, t-Tomorrow...

Mm.

Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

Tonight is just you and me... - Mm-Hmm.

Alone.

So why don't you stop talking?

- Mmm. - Mmm.

Honey. What?

I have a surprise for you.

What's her name?

Seriously?

What's her name?

Why don't you go serve me something to drink

Instead of being such a perv.

What are you doing?

- I just want to make sure he's okay.

She said he was fine, baby.

Don't worry so much.

I'm your baby tonight.

Baby, i really have to have a shower.

So why don't you just stay here

And maintain your concentration?

Can i spy on you in the shower?

Don't even think about it.

# I know she will

# I'm sure she will #

# I know she will

# Oh, yes she will

# I'm sure she will #

Critters?

# When i put my arms

Kitty.

# Arms around her

# You hear her holler

# You hear her moan

# I know she will

# Whoa, yes she will

Critters.

Critters, come here. Ooh.

Good little baby.

Are you pouting?

# I'm sure she will #

# Let me come back home

# I know she will