The Muppets Mayhem

１２３５４ SEASON 01 ｏ EPISODE 01 "Track 1: Can You Picture That?"

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Hey, El Rey. Let's rock and roll!

Mayhem! Mayhem! Mayhem!

Come on, you know the words!

Yeah! -

Thank you. - Hey, you're welcome.

FYI, it's not "part of every day," it's "party every day."

Uh...

No way. You can't rock and roll all night, and then proceed to party all day.

Can't you?

What? No. That's humanly impossible.

But you can rock and roll all night, and then part of every day.

Using the other part of the day to rest.

I don't think that's right.

Trust me. I know what I'm talking about. I'm an exec at a music label.

Oh, I can tell by this fancy car you have.

Have a great day. - Okay, thanks.

Penny. Hi.

Got your iced Mexican mocha with cayenne caramel...

and 4 pumps of sriracha syrup, just like you like it.

And if you had a sec, I would love to have a heart-to-heart.

You wanna talk romance? You came to the right place.

I once dated Crosby, Stills, and Nash.

Young was too old.

Wow. Okay.

But no. Actually, I wanted to talk to you about my job.

Yeah, so...

listen, it's no secret that I love music more than anything.

And if you give me a chance to work with a few bands...

I know I can help make some hit albums...

that'll really support the future of this label. I do.

Ah...

There is no future.

What? - Look around!

Wax Town is a ghost town.

It's time to finally call it quits and close up shop.

No, you can't do that. I've been working your desk for 6 years.

Ugh. Let me give you some advice, kid.

Never work a job for longer than 6 months.

Especially at a company that's dying!

Okay, but dying doesn't mean dead.

I mean, sure, literally, everything you know about music has changed...

but I can help Wax Town Records change...

Or you could get to shreddin'.

Time to clean up house.

Now I know why people do contracts on these computer machines.

Ugh.

"The Electric Mayhem."

No way.

Hello, and welcome to The Music Lowdown.

I'm Ryan Seacrest...

and today's top story brings us big news from Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.

With humble beginnings as the house band on TV's The Muppet Show...

they've since become the stuff of legend.

As of today, their Long and Winded Road Tour...

has officially become rock and roll's longest-running tour in history.

We caught up with the front man Dr. Teeth and the band...

to chat all about the musical milestone.

Whilst our band name does indeed bear my moniker...

our group is ruled by a pure rock-tocracy.

"1 mind. 1 melody. 1 Mayhem."

Oh, wow. We, like, don't really believe in goals...

but I do have a personal life mission...

and that's to totally make every person in the world happy.

And I think it's going pretty good so far, for sure.

My main goal is just bein'.

Also chillin'. Yeah, and hangin'. Chillangin'.

That's a combo of chillin' and hangin'.

But now...

What was the question?

Boom!

Wishing our boom operator, Doug, a speedy recovery.

Hang in there, brother.

I was in college the 1ˢᵗ time I saw The Mayhem play.

That night, I dropped my engineering major and picked up a guitar.

I also grew a beard.

I grew up idolizing Dr. Teeth...

and I bought gold grills just to be like him.

Then I upgraded to diamonds.

The Mayhem?

They taught Mötley Crüe how to shred and party.

I'll never forget them.

They tattooed their name on me when I was passed out.

What?

While most bands tour to promote an album...

The Electric Mayhem have never actually gotten around to recording one.

Till they do, all us Mayheads will be waiting.

Seacrest, out.

No way.

They owe us an album.

Jeez.

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Rock on! Rock on! Rock on!

Say, "coo-coo-ka-choo." -

Yeah. - That's a keeper.

Thanks for comin' out.

You guys. You brought that magic as always.

Well, if it isn't our most loyal number 1 Mayhead, my man, Moog.

Moog.

When you guys added those extra 6 amps, I thought it would be overkill...

but you sounded better than ever. It was so good.

Am I yellin'? I'm yellin', aren't I?

Yes, you are, and you are most welcome.

Welcome.

What's this?

Oh, it's a cymbal, which is a symbol of our appreciation.

Moog!

Thank you, guys.

Eh, eh... I'mma see you in Austin, 1ˢᵗ rack of ribs is on me.

And for Janice, Vegan ribs.

They're supposed to be just okay.

Okay. Well, you have a great night. - Moog!

You guys, too, man. I love y'all.

Yeah. - Bye!

Oh, whoa! Whoa.

Thanks. Did they just give that to you?

Yeah, it's no big deal, though.

But also, I'm freakin' out inside.

So, do I just go up to them, or... - I got you.

Hey, guys. Guys!

New Mayhead newbie comin' your way.

That's 1 way to do it. - They're so cool.

Hi. Excuse me, Mr. Teeth?

Mr. Teeth is my father. I'm the Doctor in the house...

and most posalutely excited to meet the last groupie of the group.

Not a groupie.

I'm actually Nora Singh. CEO of Wax Town Records.

Nora?

Right. - Nora.

What's happening? - Nora.

I think Animal digs you.

I dig the Animal as well.

Anyway, I have some business to discuss.

Where can we talk? - Well, step right into our office.

Welcome to our office.

Livin' the van life, huh? Respect. Oh. Cool photos.

Mmm. Indeed. That's just our family photo album of our truly faithful fans.

Nora.

Still me.

Nora.

Anyway, I'm here because it's come to my attention...

that back in the '70s, you took a hefty advance from us...

to record your 1ˢᵗ album. - Oh! And what an album.

It truly is the greatest achievement of my lifetime.

It doesn't exist.

There is no album.

Well, then, it is the greatest disappointment of my lifetime.

The good news is, it's not too late...

because I have a plan to make it happen fast.

Well, right on.

...Mama, Papa. - Totally.

We'll hop to it as soon as the tour ends.

But your tour never ends.

So, either make the album...

or you could always pay back your advance of $420,000.

Whoa! That's a big number. - Anyone remember where all that went?

Says here...

the check was cashed by a Mr. Zootowski.

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.

Memory's a little hazy.

Ooh! I know. We'll just pay you back in groove.

Yeah, that's not an actual form of currency.

Yet.

Okay.

So, then... - Then album it is.

It is?

It is. Great. Perfect.

Please contact me when you get into town, and we can put my plan into action.

Onward to the City of Angels.

We'll crash with a friend and lay it all down.

Nora.