Summer Afternoon (夏午)

OK...

My turn for joke.

Long ago, there's a pair of funny husband and wife.

There's this woman and she loves to buy bras.

Everyday, new bras.

- One day... - Tracy, I gotta pee.

Her husband is really pissed and one day he asks the woman:

"What are you doing?"

"You're flat-chested! Why do you need so many bras?"

- Why? - Yes.

Do you know what she says?

What?

"So what are you doing wearing underpants?"

OK. Another one.

So there's this widow at the market and she wants to buy a cucumber.

She tells the vendor: "Big long cucumber, but don't chop it."

The vendor pulls out a long one and chops it up.

The widow get furious.

She said:

"I said don't chop my cucumber!"

"- Who do you think I am?" - I really have to go.

- Shut up. - OK...

So there's this...