The Ghetto Superman (筒子楼超人)

The Ghetto Superman

There you go, Ms. Huang. How may I help you?

It is still a bit slow in raising the speed.

Please refit it for me.

Sure! No problem. Hold it there!

The boss says it's free for this time.

Why?

Because you chased off

the gangsters for us last time.

That was for my broadcast.

Take this. I'll pay as much as I should.

Alright! Thank you, Ms. Huang!

Hey, what fantastic things you'll broadcast today?

It's nothing you've ever seen.

How about now?

Is it clear?

Yeah!

Ms. Huang, look there!

Thank you, buddy!

Mosen! Mosen!

Yes!

Unload the cargo at the backyard!

Sure!

By the way, boss,

tomorrow is the first day of school.

Could you clear the payment for me today?

After it's done, talk to the fatty about it.

The fatty? Which fatty?

Who else could it be other than the fatty from finance?

I thought it's your wife. She is fatter, isn't she?

Oh right...

Here it goes again!

Before I capture any evidence,

don't you give it away!

Do you copy?

Copy!

Let's start!

Hi, fans!

Here comes the 46th "Invincible School Bullies".

Today we're going to expose

a workshop of gutter oil adjacent to the Shendong College.

The most beautiful girl from Shendong College, Huang Zichen,

will lurk inside of it alone to expose the details.

Ms. Huang, with the look of a campus beauty

and the built of a campus bully,

is thrown into a vicious group of gangsters.

What unexpectancy will happen to her?

Now keep your eyes wide open for the broadcast.

Keep your hands smart and go viral

Boss, interviewers are here!

The hotpot here is very popular.

We're running out of supplies at rush-hours.

I'm opening another branch very soon.

Mr. Fu, as there aren't so many customers here,

how about we assembling all the staff

at the gate and take a group photo.

It would be nice to put that into the program.

What do you think?

That's a good idea.

Alright, Er Zi.

Get them out here for the photo.

OK. Please!

Hey, come on!

Come here! Photo session now!

Come on! Come on!

Wow! You're unloading very fast!

Sir, why does the restaurant need so many buckets?

This is not your business. Go get me 2 packets of cigarettes.

Sure!

Guys, let's move!

Can you get a full truck tonight?

These 20 buckets are completed.

Thank you!

We lost the signal.

Fans, very sorry

that the signal is bad there. Please keep patient with us.

Ms. Huang will fix it for sure!

Signal blocker.

How the hell did you get in?

What are you doing?

Stop shooting!

Go get the phone!

Boss, someone broke into the factory.

Excuse me! What's up?

We got trespasser.

Don't let her leave!

It's trap!

Come get it!

Mr. Fu, she is shooting a video.

Hey, how dare you set the trap with food program?!

Hello, Kang. I've shot a video for all the things inside.

Connect it to the broadcast.

Boss,

what happened to you?

She took my phone and beat me. Go get her!

No problem!

I'll pay you three times more if you get the phone back.

Hi there! Nice to meet you!

Are you from our school?

Excuse me! I've gotta go!

No wonder I found you so familiar.

I'm also from Shendong. I'm Li Mosen.

Hmmm!

Hey, wait a second!

This phone belongs to our boss.

Can you give it back to me?

How dumb you are! He's lying.

This is my phone! Out of my way.

Hey, wait a moment!

Taking things of others is not a good behavior.

Things of others?

You should study in the school

rather than working for a restaurant of gangsters.

Do you know the shady practices of your restaurant?

One last chance. Stay out of my way!

No!

Stay out of my way!

No!

Alright! Here you are then!

Bye bye!

Oh right!

Taking things of others is not a good behavior.

Ay? Where is she?

Fooling me around, aren't you?

So scary!

Sorry, that was a mistake!

I never beat girls. Bye.

Stop running!

Stop!

Take care of the things that needs to be fixed.

Or we'll be doomed if the cops found out.

I'm sorry, boss!

Your phone was broken by an accident.

You can take my salary

to get a new phone.

I was so dumb. Please excuse me!

That's no big deal.

What I get today

is a sworn brother.

Look at this! Gold watch. Diamond. Do you want these?

Mosen, just follow me.

You'll get anything you want.

Alright?

Fire! Fire!

Run!

Run!

Mosen, what are you doing?

Crazy!

Fire! Fire!

Triple payment. WeChat payment accepted.

Mosen, is hotpot still available?

It's used up!

Porridge then. I want to have some porridge.

We don't have any rice left now.

What do we have then?!

Dad, you should take a good rest as it's not convenient for you.

I can't lie on bed all the time. I need some exercise.

I'm old now.

I was about your age

when we escaped to earth.

Where are you going?

I'm going to Ms. Ai's

to borrow some rice and make porridge for you.

You and your dad can't take care of yourselves well.

Come to me for some chatting

whenever you're free.

Sure! Thank you!

By the way,

why are you always alone?

They are all my ex-husbands.

They left one after another.

All the neighbors nearby said I brought misfortune to them.

It's just because they got hereditary disease.

As a woman,

I'm not able to wash out those charges.

Misfortune?

You earthians are really superstitious.

You sound as if you were not an earthian.

Ms. Ai, I've gotta go now.

Sure!

Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Chenchen, my sweetheart, have you finished training?

Do you need me to give you a ride?

I can manage.

A new French-style western restaurant has opened in town.

It has got good reputation. Shall we try that together?

I don't have the appetite. Gotta go now!

What a kid!

Well, you are truly a genius.

Chasing down the business

into my house.

Mr. Huang,

Ms. Chen

has been looking forward to the cooperation with you.

Now more than half a year has passed.

Ms. Chen is still very interested.

As long as you are willing to

sell the patent for particle separation technology,

you name any numbers you like, just for your personal appreciation.