New Perfect Two (Xin tian sheng yi dui / 新天生一對) (新天生一對)

Mommy says a rainbow is half a circle,

and two rainbows make one full circle,

and that means reunion. One day, when there are two rainbows in the sky,

I will be reunited with my dad.

How many days have I spent posting these flyers?

Am I trying to get her back?

Or am I telling myself:

Let bygones be bygones?

You had the nerve to ride a motorbike being so drunk.

Dude,

ever since the first day I got here my duty includes giving you a ticket.

You playing with me?

I'm not the only one posting.

They're all over the street...

Seen anyone doing it your way?

The house looks haunted with all the flyers you posted

What a fat lamp post.

You grab passersby at will and turn them into lamp posts.

They can sue you for it,

don't you know?!

Jiawei!

Screaming and yelling on top of the lamp post

in the middle of the night

Where the hell are you?

You get back here!

There's gotta be a better way to try and find someone.

She your wife?

Hey! Hanbin Chen!

Hanbin Chen! Wake up.

"New Perfect Two"

Hey! Wake up already!

How many times do I have to tell you to clean up after yourself?

Are you a toddler or something?

Why am I always the maid?

A real maid gets paid

for her work at least...

It's not like I have nothing better

to do, you know?

Get up, you!

I didn't ask you to come, did I?

This is my home, for crying out loud.

Don't just barge in, OK?

You think I like doing this?

This place'll turn into a pigsty if I don't come.

God, it stinks in here!

Look, I know you mean well.

From now on, when I'm hungry,

I'll show up at your door;

when my laundry piles up, I'll bring it over for a wash,

and when my place needs cleaning...

Last time you brought over your laundry

in the middle of the night!

And you came over for lunch at three-thirty in the afternoon.

If you want my help,

you'll have to go by my schedule

the schedule of any sane person. You hear me?

Oh god. Do me a favor and close the door, will you?

Come over to eat in ten minutes. Or else you go hungry.

Don't be sad. A prince charming will appear for sure!

He will hold your hand and take you to a castle.

Ten minutes.

Perfectly on time.

Good for you.

There's a lot of toys in the castle,

and lots of pretty clothes,

plus yummy food...

You and the prince will live happily ever after...

until death do you apart...

Oh, silly.

Listen, there's no prince charming, ok?

Global warming we do have.

There's no castle, either.

How about a whistle?

I can buy you one. And

no one lives happily ever after.

More like "crappily" ever after.

Don't make it sound so depressing!

I believe there's prince charming in this world,

and there's castle and true happiness!

Don't say such sad things!

You're a good person, good things will happen to you for sure...

Trust me, a good person and prince charming do not exist.

They're worth less than a penny in this world.

Why do you say such a thing?! Please don't

Oh, stop crying.

You are making my sister cry again!

I'm just telling her the truth,

so she can wake up from her fairytale daydreaming.

Sasa, listen to your big sister:

a woman can only rely on herself to have a good life.

There's not a reliable man out there.

Jiawei has left me for six years now.

I'll say you women are the ones unreliable.

You haven't let her go after all this time?

I'd be smiling in my dreams

if only you'd be half as kind to me.

Who are you to me? Why should I be so kind to you?

You're certainly no wife of mine.

No, I am not your wife,

yet I do all of your household chores!

Have you mistaken me for a maid?

Here!

The guy from the photocopy shop came for you yesterday

and I had to answer the door.

My sister paid for you.

When you get your pay this month,

please don't gamble it away again, I beg you!

Eat your food!

What a mess in here. And all you do is sit there and get drunk.

Did I pay you to be a lazy bum?

Look at yourself.

If you're not drinking you're gambling.

I hear you've started posting those flyers again.

Don't tell me you still expect Jiawei to come back?

If you really want her back, there's only one way...

By winning another race!

Prove to the entire world that what happened was a mere accident.

I took you in at the age of seven

and trained you to be a top racer.

You think it makes me feel good seeing you like this?

This young driver is certainly a genius.

In just two years

he has brought the Chinese

to the Moto GP World Championship.

A new talent China will be proud to have!

Wait wait, his tyres seem to be skidding...

he is falling!

The guy upstairs looks familiar.

He's into bike riding, isn't he?

You might've heard of him.

But, I can assure you, he's a greater man than you thought him to be.

He's not Hanbin Chen, is he?

It really is him?

He sure has gotten me into deep trouble.

I bet all of my savings on him

in his last race, all of it.

And what happens? He falls off his motorcycle!

Thanks to him I'm now in this misery.

He just smiled at me.

Come over here, my dear.

Now, Daddy gave you these teeth of yours

to prove you are indeed my daughter.

You may one day have children, but don't ever fall in love with a guy.

Why can't I fall in love with a guy?

The last time you fell in love with a guy, you kissed him,

and he got eight stitches for it!

It's been so long.

How have you been?

How have I been?

What do you think?!

You walked out on me and didn't come back for six years!

Have you thought about how I would feel?

Why don't you ask them how I have been?

There's no need to shout at me like this.

Your temper hasn't changed a bit.

What makes you come back?

After leaving you, I found out I was pregnant.

The kid is now six, his name is Binbin.

Right now he is waiting for you at the station up ahead.

I need to be away for a while,

and there's no one to look after him.

Please take care of him for me for the time being.

Don't worry, I haven't told him you are his father.

Do you know who I am?

You're Bee!

How do you know that?

My mommy told me a very handsome guy will come pick me up

and his name is Bee.

Sometimes Mommy would buy me lots of fried chicken,

but after eating them, I won't get to see her for a long, long time.

This place is a bit shabby, but the air is so fresh...

Where do I sleep?

If you don't mind,

we can both sleep in that bed over there.

It's pretty big.

You don't snore, do you?

This other guy I had to stay with the last time snored up a storm,

kept me awake all night.

Why don't you go to sleep first,

then. I'll go after you've fallen asleep.

Would you let me touch your ears?

Hi

A tiny piece of cloud, drifting so slowly over

Won't you please stop for a moment, and take a break

The flowers bloom in the mountains, and for them I've come up here

Have you also come for

What're you looking at?

Ohhh, a cutie pie, yeah?

Hey, little guy. You new here?

Uh-huh.

Which family are you from?

I'm with Bee.

Bee?! I didn't know he has kids.

I live with him now.

Why would your mom put you in the hands of someone like Bee?

Wait a second

Take a good look. Is this your mom?

Who drew this? So ugly!

I did.

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