Bigfoot Family

Every family is weird. But trust me, mine is the weirdest.

My mom is pretty normal, but my dad is Bigfoot.

Yes, The Bigfoot.

You wouldn't know it to look at me.

But I am a Bigfoot too.

I've got all the magical powers.

But fortunately none of the fur.

What powers?

Well like the name Bigfoot implies, I've got big feet.

They were annoying at first.

I went through a lot of shoes.

But bare foot, these babies can move.

Wow.

Hi.

Yes.

I am with Adam.

I've got really good hearing.

Yeah, he's so cute.

But he's very shy.

What? Sometimes embarrassingly so.

Also, Bigfoot's have the power to heal.

Witch comes in handy for all sorts of injuries.

We save ton on medical bills.

Billy bob, bob, do da day.

And there's one more thing.

I can talk to animals.

Morning, Adam.

Morning, Wilbur.

Don't use up all the hot water.

Un, ah, It's not my fault.

Look at me. I got a lot of surface area.

We live with a bunch of animals.

They were my dad's friends when he use to live in the forest and,

now they're just part of the family.

We're making pancakes. You hungry?

Hit me.

Here's your plate.

Go for it.

Thanks. Nice catch.

My pleasure.

Morning everyone.

Adam, you should clean up your bathroom.

There is hair everywhere.

Not my fault.

Have a pancake.

Oh, shoot.

Trapper.

What did I tell you about throwing food?

Come on, that was a great toss.

Don't blame me for your lousy catch.

Having said that my...

What did he say?

My mom can't talk to animals.

Witch means it's up to me to keep the peace.

Ah...

Trapper says he's so sorry and you look lovely this morning.

I didn't say that.

Don't misrepresent me.

Like I said, my family is the weirdest.

You know, for such a big fella.

You sure do drink a tiny cup of coffee.

Any more of this and I won't hibernate for a year.

Me, personally,

I need a bit more of a kick in the morning.

Oh, it's almost time. Where's the remote?

I'm on it.

We're taking great care of the environment.

Clean Oil, by X-Trakt.

GOOD MORNING WORLD.

You're watching 'Good Morning World'.

I am Becky Dabmore.

My next guest needs does no introduction.

But I gonna go ahead and introduce him anyway.

He comes out of the woodwork. Literally.

And here he is, the man everyone's talking about:

Bigfoot.

I love'n the new look.

Definitely an upgrade over the jean shorts.

Well thanks, Becky.

We didn't have access to a lot of fancy clothing shops

when I was hiding in the forest.

So, I gotta start with a question that is on everyone's mind.

Where have you been all these years?

Well, it's a complicated story.

I was a research scientist studying genetic sequencing

when one of my experiments went wrong.

My DNA mutated and turned me into Bigfoot.

I think we can all agree.

And you make those mutations look good.

Am I right, ladies?

Yes.

Now where were we?

Well I went in to hiding because I was being hunted by a pharmaceutical company.

They wanted to lock me away and study my genetic mutations.

But when the company was brought down

I could finally come back to live with my family.

That must have been quite a shock for them.

I owe all to my son, Adam.

He's the one who tracked me down and brought me home.

I hate this picture.

I can see why.

But don't feel bad.

Not everyone can be as photogenic as me.

Look at my face.

I literally don't have a bad side.

Shh. Stop talking.

Ha, it's amazing to finally be back home.

It would be more amazing if you were ever here.

Oh, come on. Be supportive.

Well, ah, even though your not climbing trees all day.

You... you are still in incredible shape.

Getting a little hand-zy there, Becky.

Oh, your muscles are so big.

You are in such incredible shape. Yuck.

What happen to being supportive, mom.

Don't use my words against me.

So your a big star now?

Ah I'm not so sure about that.

Oh, come on.

Everybody wants a peace of those big feet.

What's the next step? Clothing line?

Sneaker endorsement? Video game deal?

You know I should introduce you to my agent.

You know,

I just want'a find a way to

make the world a better place.

Oh, that is so sweet.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Bigfoot.

That was a lovely interview.

Bigfoot came off like such a gentleman.

I thought he looked puffy.

Did they blow dry his fur?

This is why I've been saying he needs a full-time road manager.

Ah, let me guess.

Your putting yourself up for the job?

Naturally.

I've got an eye for showbiz.

The glitz, the glamor.

Maybe he should get a road manager who doesn't have fleas.

Hey, my fleas have more integrity then half the people you meet in this business.

Alright, alright, times up. You've got school.

Yeah, great.

Adam, can your dad sign my poster?

Ah, can he come to my birthday?

Just him though. It's a tight guest list.

His dad is like super duper cool.

I wrote a letter. Can you give it to him, please?

Children, children, disperse from this hallway immediately.

You violating fire code.

Adam, you and I go way back.

We understand each other.

Yeah, you suspended me two months ago.

Oh, Adam

I'm sure that was just an administrative error.

But Your the administrator.

Be that as it may.

Could you do me a solid.

And get your dad to sign this picture?

Have him make it out to:

I... I just need a minute. Principal Jones.

Not now, I have to go. No, no, no, no, no.

My good friend, Principal Jones. Better yet:

My best friend, Principal Barenthal Jones.

Hey.

In nice big letters. So I can frame it.

Have him make it out to Steven.

Come on, Adam. Tell your father to sign...

Make it out to Lucy...

Adam...

That is so funny.

Emma?

See'ya.

Ow.

Great.

Adam? What are you doing in there?

Ah... Oh... I... Ah

just doing research for my paper

on trash recycling.

Really? I didn't realize dumpster diving was your thing.

Oh, yeah, I'm a big-time dumpster diver.

So, this is a pretty crazy time for you.

I just wanted my dad back.

But now he's busy it's like he never cam home.

It's weird how life has a way of going great for about a minute.

Then it always throws you a curve ball.

Yeah. Tell me about it.

I grew up assuming my parents would be together forever.

But that sure didn't happen.

Maybe the problem is expecting to much from other people.

I don't know.

I just thought thing would finely be normal.

But their not.

Suddenly he's famous and everybody wants something from him.

Look at the bright side.

People love your dad.

He makes them happy.

Sometimes I wish he was still a secret.

What is that?

Ah, we had to plus-size our ride when we added a grizzly bear to the family.

Seriously?