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Previously on "Below Deck Mediterranean..."
Tonight a problem arose
with our chief stewardess,
and you don't throw me
under the bus
if you're the chief stew.
- Last night, - the whole thing's bullsháá.
- If you have a problem - with me,
We're gonna talk about it.
- Never go - to the fáááing captain.
- Okay, let's just - fáááing move on.
- Come here. - All right, baby.
- Okay? - Yeah.
Sometimes my sweetness
can come off as flirting,
- but I've got a guy - that I really love.
You are being flirty, though.
Danny, when you're
helping out Ben,
just stay out of the way.
- When there's no room, - it's like, "Agh!"
I want to help you
do your job better.
I... I don't need your help
to do my job better.
That's fine.
That's really pissed me off.
Welcome aboard.
The itinerary says nothing
except "bring girls."
Daniel, Bryan, and Bobby.
We would like them
to accompany us
on the beach this afternoon.
Hell, yeah.
Beach, babes, drinks.
The logical choice would be
Bobby and Danny.
We're gonna party!
Whoo!
Welcome to Greece!
That go-go dancer up there,
man, she's smokin'.
That's a body right there.
Mm.
Here's a challenge.
You or you, whoever can go
up there and kiss her first
wins 100 bucks.
You want to go first?
Yeah, can we wait...
While she's dancing?
You just have to go
up there and kiss her.
I'm gonna go talk to her.
Okay, here we go.
Watch him.
My friends over there...
Bobby thinks he's got all
the game in the world, right?
- I got no game; - he's got the game.
- I don't know girls; - he knows girls.
I don't think you know girls
- the way you think - you know girls.
Shot down.
She rejected him.
All right, now it's your turn.
- All right. - Your turn.
I'll give you a heads up;
- She doesn't speak English - very well.
- No English. - No.
Let me show you
how it's done, Bobby.
Oh, my God,
he jumped up there.
Let's go, Danny!
Whoo!
Look, look.
- No, no! - No!
- Yes. Come on. - Come on.
Yes.
He has got way more game
than you do.
Boom-shaka-laka.
I won't pay up.
I didn't even go
for the cheek!
- Oh, that's not fair. - Whoo!
Karma is a bitch.
Hello, Hannah.
Are you feeling all right?
Go back to bed.
As chief stew, this is my baby
and it's my ship,
and I need to make sure
everything is going perfectly
before I take any rest.
- Is this a thing that you have? - No.
- Never? - No.
All right, baby.
Hey, guys, I got
more people to party!
I'm a bit scared about
organizing his fruit drawer now.
I would be too.
Hannah, I feel like Bobby's
being a bit awkward.
- I kind of thought - that might happen, darlin'.
- - I had to be honest.
- I know, but it doesn't... - It's weird.
Like, he's being awkward,
like, totally awkward.
Avoiding you and stuff?
Not... well, a little bit,
- or he doesn't really want - to talk to me,
Which is fair enough.
He's, like, the only... one of
the only kind of sane people
on the boat
that I can talk to.
- Hey. - Hey, what's up?
- Just going over spots, - because at first it looks good,
And then it's streaky.
- Yeah, just do - the best you can, you know?
This job takes enthusiasm
and motivation.
This, I went over everything,
so that's my last window.
This is ridiculous.
- That's what makes - a good deckhand,
And Jen, although she says
she's the best,
she just has no motivation.
- Seems like she doesn't want - to be here.
- Hey, real quick, - give a squeegee.
Steal the hose from them,
and then we'll go from there.
Wait.
Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.
Hey, we got a party, baby!
I have a plan.
We're gonna have f-u-n,
okay?
- What's that? - What's that?
- Fun. - Fun.
Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.
- The reins have been - pulled down.
Heeeeeey!
This is ridiculous.
- I don't know what he's doing - on the beach,
Whether he's distracted.
We just need to do
the best that we can
- and pray my head - doesn't explode
All over their starter.
Daniel, Daniel, Hannah.
These guys here, they are,
like, millionaires.
They got yachts.
They got Jet Skis.
We can. It depends on
whenever these guys are ready.
We got hot tubs.
Let's take it.
Take it to the yacht?
Take it to the yacht.
- We're gonna party - on a yacht tonight.
- You're in? You're in? - We're good.
- You're in? - Yes, she is.
- You're coming to the yacht, - right, with your friend?
And you're coming too?
I'm like that genie
from Aladdin.
What are your three wishes?
Fun? Girls?
More girls?
I got you, baby.
- Yeah. - All right, cool.
- Then I gotta figure out - which girl
- I'm gonna take back - to the master suite.
- Oh, man. - That's all you.
Hey, Bobby,
can I borrow your walkie?
Yeah, thank you.
Hannah, Hannah, Daniel.
Go ahead, Daniel.
We are planning
to come back to the yacht
at 7:00.
- The guests would like - to have dinner.
And we have an extra
eight guests on top of
the current charter guests
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