Switch

Insurance, done.

Hostel address?

Got it.

Miniatures for the plane?- Free booze.

I checked. I think I'm all good.

It's only a year.

It'll fly by.

Well, stay safe, Han.

And remember, if it's an emergency,

then just send a switch text.- I know.

I promise.

And don't repeat whathappened in Columbia, yeah?

Or Kuala Lumpur.

I'm a seasoned traveler.

Stop worrying.

Can't leave you lot forever anyway, can I?

Well, let's make sure of that.

Come on.

Great talk.

Ready?

Water.

Earth.

Fire.

And air.

Goddess great, mother of all,spirit mighty, hear our call.

Four elements strong, we desire--

Water!

Air.

Earth!

And fire!

We should really start using nonstick.

Hello. Brilliant.

I'll be done in a sec.

Taxi's here.

I'm sorry, Hannah.

I'm so sorry.

You look like Miss Marple.

There's just nothing that'll look good on me.

OMG.

Fit you well, mighty lad.

Relax, relax.

Hey.

Hi.

Might be shy.

Looks like it.

Well, at least you stand a chance with him.

I'll definitely never knowwhat it's like to kiss

him, hold his big arms.

Choose a rescue dog with him.

No, you take it, please.

Your leg.

It's fine.

I'm a physio.

It's better for me to stand.

Please.

Put him out of his misery.

Hi.

No, I'm fine.

No nothing's happened, Mum.

I don't sound strange.

Everything's fine.

Bye.

Some men cannot take a hint.

I don't suppose you--

Still.

Coffee, sir?

Thank God you're all right.

So come on.

Hit me with it.

What's happened?

The body's in the other room.

I cannot believe this is happening.

You make me get an 11-hourflight back from India

because you killed a cat.

It was an emergency.

Grace getting knocked offher bike is an emergency.

Jude being held hostage by her junkie boyfriend

is an emergency.

You sitting on your boss'scat is not an emergency.

I didn't sit on him.

I microwaved him, OK?

Well, how was I supposedto know the little prick was

asleep in there.

I was in a rush because of youand your hour-long showers.

I wanted to give my coffee a blast,

but I nuked my boss's cat instead.

So can we all just figure out away to bring him back to life?

Otherwise, I'm going to lose my job,

and I won't be able tocover your rent or yours.

And then we'll all be homeless.

Whatever you do, just stay out of sight.

Missed you.

Missed you too.

Janet, come in.

Where's Timmy?

Cup of tea?

My cat-- now.

I'll just go and find him.

Air?

Bullocks!

Earth.

Spell book.

The founding sisters would be so proud of us.

The founding sistersnever worked in advertising.

Here we go.

We need something of the cat's.

Witch hazel--

Witch hazel.

And virgin water.

I hate stuff out of jars.

OK.

Spirit, we ask with allour might, love this creature

Listen now to our command, andbring it back from Sutherland.

What is going on in here?

Timmy.

Beauty.

I've been getting emailsconstantly from New York.

- Yes, I'm sorry. - I'm speaking.

Sorry.

Who's been dealing with Marcos?

That-- that-- that should be--

The account manager.

Yes, you.

I leave you for three days and

I've been using your roomfor private physio clients.

Your bed's in storage.

But you can bunk in with me.

It'll be like we're at solstice camp again.

Let me take that and put the wash on.

And you can hang your things in my wardrobe.

Don't worry.

I'll probably be offagain in a couple of days.

This account represents 55% of our business.

What Marcos wants, Marcos gets--

with a big fat cherry on the top.

Hi. You must be Janet?

There's no margin herefor error or incompetence.

If that phone rings one moretime, you're off the account.

Well, I- I- I'm taking the battery out.

The battery's out.

I want the situation resolvedbefore I get to my desk.

Consider it done.

You look a mess.

I'll-- um--

I'll sort that out, out, too.

That went well.

What?

She's horrible to you.

Well, it would have been fine if your mum

didn't keep ringing me.

What is her problem? - She worries.

That's ridiculous!

You're 22!

Grace takes shit off her mom.

You take shit off your boss.

What's the difference?

No, I don't.

I don't!

And anyway, Janet is the boss.

She-- I don't have to explain myself to you.

Touched a nerve?

She comes home sometimes,and I know she's been crying.

Anyone seen my mobile?

You stupid cow!

Who?

Well, I'm sorry if I've made a mistake, Janet.

But I'm trying my best.

And although you're a great leader

and an inspiration to work for, you never

give me any responsibility.

So can we talk about thislater in your office?

standing up to Janet.

What are you smiling at?

Last night went really well.

I miss casting spells.

And it means all fourof us have to be together.

- Don't start. - What?

Guilt tripping me.

It's not fair.

I'm entitled to occasionally travel--

What?

You've been off the for years.

You might as well not exist.

You're acting like travelingis some so-called cop out.

So I never vote, but I'm happy.

We want you to be happy.

We miss magic.

And we miss you.

But we've got the rest of our lives

to be old witches together.

We don't have to start just yet, do we?

Well, if we go off to become aBuddhist nun in Outer Mongolia,

can we at least do another switch?

- What kind of switch? - I don't know.

Anything.

A little one like an enchantment--

for a friend at work.

I feel really sorry for her.

This guy, he won't even look at her.

She's got this wonky eyeand this big head, you know?