Go, Single Lady (My Pig Lady) (真爱遇到他 / Zheng Ai Yu Dao Ta)

Episode 11

What did you lose?

I lost a...

I can feel it!

You were drinking here?

It's not mine! It's not mine!

I don't care if it's yours or not. Catch!

Careful!

Who's been drinking here?

You threw this here? You're that bad at golf?

How can that be mine? I'm not a beginner.

My skills aren't that bad, okay?

Be careful.

Not this?

- Catch. - Why is there a microphone?

Catch!

Golf ball, right?

Yes! That's it! That's mine!

- Careful, careful! - Say 'Thank you.'

Thank you! Thank you!

Wow, so awesome!

My hand! So dirty!

Why are you so dumb? What are you doing?

- Don't splash! This water is filthy! - It wasn't easy for me to find that!

How is Porky lately?

Did she get skinnier?

She's a pig. Don't let her get too skinny. She won't be like a pig then.

She's fine. Actually, David is the one who takes care of her.

Thank you.

What are you thanking me for? That was nothing.

And sorry.

What? Why are you apologizing?

I once said that I don't have friends like you.

Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose.

I just didn't want them to bully you.

Sorry?

What cheap friendship.

I don't need this kind of cheap apology.

Nor do I value it.

Also, you are not my friend.

Maybe you won't value this kind of cheap apology.

But...

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

In Shanghai and now

you always appear by my side when I need you most.

Thank you.

Silly, what are you thanking me for?

Let's hurry and go. Everyone is waiting for us.

Let's go.

You were so amazing back there.

How could you go in such filthy water?

That water wasn't filthy.

It's so hot, that it was refreshing to be in the water.

It's seriously so hot outside.

If I keep being in the sun, my skin whitening cream will be useless.

Do you really think Fanjiang will get the golf ball back for us?

If he does, are you really going to let him handle your money?

Oh please! That money isn't mine.

That's Ya Zi's money.

She called me and told me to us my name to give it to Fanjiang to invest.

He's getting such a good deal!

So I made him go pick up the ball for it.

You're terrible. You're really terrible! Wow.

So weird. Ya Zi is weird too.

Fanjiang is a famous daddy's boy.

Now that his dad's dead, why is she spending so much money on him?

- I don't get it. - Fanjiang is just that lucky.

His dad passed away, but now he has an ex-girlfriend he can mooch off of.

Let Fanjiang mooch.

Let him mooch.

Fanjiang!

We got him! We got him!

- Gentler! Gentler! - This is great!

Those two are too arrogant!

Think of a way to mess with them!

- Include me. - Here.

Mess with them! Mess with them!

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Hurry and wash up, or Fanjiang will come and make it dirty.

Let's go.

Hurry and wash up. When he comes in later, it'll be really dirty and a mess here.

You're too much!

Perverts! You were taking pictures of me?

- I didn't! - How can you say you didn't?

- I didn't! - Hit them!

Run!

You want to run after peeping?

- Ladies! - Yes?

- Hit them! - Be gentler!

Sorry! I was wrong! I was wrong!

With what you did to Fanjiang Yu

this is just a little lesson.

Let's take a picture.

- You have to 'yeah.' - 'Yeah.'

Did you give her a name?

- Her name is Porky. - Porky?

So Fanjiang Porky, right?

Weren't we playing golf just now?

One went into the sandbox.

One went into the pond.

It looks like it'll rain soon.

Get them back for us in a timely manner, okay?

That's Ya Zi's money.

She called me and told me to use my name to give it to Fanjiang to invest.

He's getting such a good deal! So I made him go pick up the ball for it.

It'll get better.

It'll definitely get better.

Porky, it'll definitely get better for us, okay?

What? Fanjiang Yu knows about it?

Didn't I tell you guys to be careful?

How did he find out?

- So it hurts this much! - Don't hit us anymore!

It doesn't matter that Fanjiang knows.

Don't worry about how he found out.

We did all this for you.

It hurts on this side too!

We stuck up for you. Help us take care of our wounds.

You guys make me so angry!

Do you see stars? Why were those women so strong?

Don't touch me, don't touch me.

It seems to be bleeding.

Just give those two half the anesthetic dosage.

Nurse.

Wei Cheng, I'm here.

Okay, I'll wait for you. Bye bye.

Let me ask you something.

Since you've already broken up with Fanjiang Yu

why did you tell your friends to hurt him?

Why would you do that?

For someone who doesn't know anything, what gives you the right to criticize me?

I'm hurting him?

Why would I hurt Fanjiang Yu? I'm helping him.

Help? This is called helping him?

Your hurting him by taking advantage of his need!

How is this helping him?

I'm giving him the chance to prove himself.

What he needs right now isn't money but a friend who believes in him.

Of course he needs money.

How can he prove his worth without money?

I believe in his ability.

That's why I let Kevin and Max give him my money to invest.

I believe he can make a comeback.

You say that you believe in him.

If you believe in him, why did you leave him?

Why didn't you stay by his side and face the difficulties together?

Instead of just letting him invest the money

that you have so much of that you can't use it all.

Since you don't believe in Fanjiang Yu

please don't get tangled up with him.

Who are you to tell me what to do?

What gives you the right to tell me to leave Fanjiang Yu?

The person who needs to leave Fanjiang Yu isn't me

but you, Pig Breeder!

You're shamelessly criticizing me.

Did you forget what you did to him?

You humiliated him with that pig of yours during the auction.

In Shanghai, he was the one who covered for your mistakes.

Everything you do, even your whole existence

does nothing but harm to Fanjiang Yu.

A parvenu like you only know to use air refresher for bathrooms as perfume.

No matter how much you use, it wouldn't cover up the smell of the pigs.

'Welcome to the Chanel World,' is mine and Fanjiang Yu's world.

The world of toilet air fresheners is over there.

This is my father's medicine.

The smell here is nauseating. Let's go.

I'm back.

Boss, you're back. Hurry.

Have a drink to celebrate.

Wow! What happened?

The year's not bad. You opened such an expensive wine.

Did you win the lottery or get an amazing job?

Bingo!

Even though I can't bear to part with you

congratulations on finding a new boss.

Porky and I will move out as soon as we can.

No, you've misunderstood.

I meant I found a new job for both of us.

Look, I already prepared all the information.

Da Wu Di Investment and Consulting Company?

That's right! The name is resounding, right?

When it comes to starting a new company, the name is the most important thing.

So I had a fortuneteller help with the name.

Wait! Start a new company? What kind of company?

An investment and consulting company, of course!

You will be the chairman and CEO.

And I will be the special assistant to the chairman and CEO.

And I will be the first customer.

After starting a company and getting funds

it won't be long until you make a comeback!

With the money in your bank account

we won't be able to bounce back, no matter what investment plan we use.

Of course I know that. That's why I sold the house just now.

Feng Da Wei, what did you say?

Don't get so agitated.

The buyers said they can sign the contract tomorrow.

They'll be able to pay us within a week.

You're so smart. You told me to buy it when the price was low back then.

Now I'm able to earn NT$200,000 per ping.

Did you go crazy or take drugs?