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" Huang Fei Hong " Episode 1

My eldest brother is Huang Wen Hong,

he's weak and chicken-hearted.

He is extremely kind and never makes troubles.

When going for the imperial exam, he had to cross a single-log bridge.

- He's scared and people mock at him. - Coward.

He then crossed the bridge resolutely.

He fell off instead of going to the capital.

My second brother is Huang Wu Hong,

and he is stronger than a bull.

No one is stronger than him. And no one can defeat him.

He is invincible around the world. But he is an illiterate person.

Killed by big bearer block pounding on him.

My third brother is Huang Yi Hong. His height is under 160cm.

Although he's disabled, but he's determined in learning medical skills.

He make up prescriptions by self-taught.

He said he can cure any diseases.

He made up a prescription to heighten himself.

But he make up a poison. It's a poison!

Are you get a better idea about the history of my family now?

I am Huang Fei Hong. These are my three brothers.

Your three brothers...

...learned literature, martial arts and medical skills respectively.

- Then what you learned? - I learned nothing.

Matchmaker Zhang told me a different story about you. You lied to me.

They passed away even they had learned all those things.

So my dad told me to learn nothing...

...and muddle along with no thought of tomorrow.

Your three brothers passed away in young age.

Is that mean the Feng Shui of your ancestral grave...

The Feng Shui of my house has no problem.

My dad told me about my fortune.

I will only need to idle away my time...

...loaf and wander about doing nothing.

I will at least live up to 30 years old.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

It looks better today. Normally it was black.

If I marry with you, wouldn't that I will become a widow?

Not necessarily.

If by any chance you passed away before me?

- You... - Sorry, I spoke out of turn.

Maybe we can become like Romeo and Juliet passed away for love.

Miss...

One more down.

Brothers, hard work for you all.

I will treat you all for a drink next time.

Treat who for a drink?

" Huang Qi Ying "

What are you doing?

- Practising. - Practising?

You practise at here?

Yes! Our ancestor will be happy to see that.

- What are you hiding? - Nothing.

- Give it to me. - Really nothing.

Dad, I'm your biological son. You can't treat me so cruelly.

- Get out of my way! - No!

- Don't want to get away? - No.

- Don't want to evade? - No.

What is this?

Dad.

Dad, don't hit my face!

You mother passed away early.

If it was not I scared that the step-mother will treat you badly...

...I would have been remarried already.

Don't move!

Let our ancestor look at what you have done.

- Hungry? - Hungry.

- Are you hungry? - Yes

It's getting late.

At this hour...

...daughter in law of most of the families...

...have already done cooking and prepared some drinks for their men.

There are only two single men of us in our house...

...staring at each other.

How to continue living like this?

- There are three unfilial acts... - No posterity is the greatest.

Shut up!

Still I'm wondering.

Why all those ladies that came for matchmaking run away?

So this is the reason.

Three brothers?

If you really have three brothers...

...I will throw you into the toilet bowl when you're born.

So that you won't be making me any trouble.

Dad, toilet bowl is too smelly. Can you change...

- You still want to answer back! - Sorry.

Are you worthy to me for doing like this?

Are you worthy to our ancestor?

Dad, it's not hard for Huang‘s family to have a growing family members.

- You have an idea? - Sure!

Listen to me.

We work together for it.

You are responsible for marrying a pretty wife.

I'm responsible on earning money to support our family by working hard.

It's better for you to marry three to four wives...

...and give birth to about ten siblings for me.

Then we will have a growing and lively family! Isn't that great?

I am sorry.

There are three unfilially acts, no posterity is the greatest...

There are three unfilially acts, no posterity...

If that's so...

...we have to start off as soon as possible.

We will only know how is the situation after we reach there.

Dad, are we having guest? Let me buy some drinks.

By the way, who is this?

- Uncle Da Zhuang had passed away. - Uncle Da Zhuang?

- He Da Zhuang? - Yes

Dad, it's getting late now. What if we start off by tomorrow morning?

We can't delay anymore.

- But you haven't had your dinner yet. - I brought some solid foods.

Why I didn't know that we have solid foods?

What is this smell?

Pork crisps! You're hiding it and not letting me eat?

I prepared it for my journey. Stop it!

It's time to go.

Look after our house. I will be back soon.

Don't worry, Dad. I'll shut down the door and go to sleep now.

Don't forget.

Have a safe journey!

Why am I so happy? Because I can do whatever I wan't tonight.

Let's call all my friends out. My dad is away from home.

Flush a complete sequence!

- Excuse me. Come on, pay me. - What is this?

I don't want to play with you anymore. I'm going back to sleep.

Sleep? The night is still young.

There are a lot of things that we can do.

We should call out our friends to play some vulgar games.

How can we still have the mood to play vulgar games.

- We had lost so much money. - That's right, we are broke.

Wait.

I have something interesting. Do you guys want to take a look?

Lie Yang Iron Palm?

- Lower down you voice! - You said don't like martial arts?

Yes. But this is the ancestral scroll I got from the Lie Yang 3 brothers...

...because I won them in gambling.

What for practicing martial arts since we had lost so much money?

- Let's go home and sleep. - If you all practise with me...

...then I will give back all the money that I won.

Before palm practising...

...you have to warm up yourself from the inside of your body.

When your body had totally warmed up...

...then you will get twice the result with half the effort.

After the first phase, you will have soring eyes...

...stomatitis, pimples and ulcer.

For second phase, you will have miliaria and nose bleeding.

- Oh no! - Third phase!

Feeling anxious and antsy and wanna beat anybody who comes across.

Run!

Huang Fei Hong!

- Stop calling him! Let's run! - Why running away?

His dad still hasn't paid me for the pork crisps!

He will beat anybody who comes across!

Run! Hurry up!

Huang Fei Hong, you wait and see!

Ladies and gentlemen!

There are things which you all don't know.

Huang Fei Hong and his dad...

...had owed people money and not paying it back more than once!

They are shameless!

Did you all still remember the imperial martial arts exam...

...two months ago?

Did you all still remember about it?

First round, talents showing for 15 minutes.

Good!

It's my son! Look! It's my son!

Good!

Good!

- Time's up! - Sir, is this talents showing?

What is this?

Oral test.

What is your dream?

I want to be a hero!

I want to be a great respected master!

I want to serve for the imperial court.

I want to curb the violent and assist the weak.

Huang Fei Hong.

- What is your dream? - I don't have any dream.

I only want to be a good man and well-practiced in martial arts.

You should have a dream. What if it comes true?

Do you all still remember about it?

During the imperial martial arts exam...

...what did Huang Qi Ying keep on proclaiming to you all?

Dream.

What's the difference...

...between human and salty fish if men don't have dreams?

Right? But how about Huang Fei Hong's dream?

He said he doesn't have a dream. This kind of people is like a fool.

- What? - Huang Fei Hong is coming.

So what?

Don't blame me after this.

This little girl. Where is Huang Fei Hong?

Where is him?

He's coming.

What's wrong with him?

Don't come here. I will chop you!

This is a real chopper!

- He is killed! - You all saw it, right?

No blood on my chopper.

Brother, don't die in front of my pork stall.