Mengfei Comes Across (Meng Fei Jia Dao / 萌妃驾到

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Mengfei Comes Across

Come on! Small white, come on, come on!

Hold them!

Small white, you can do it! Come on, small white!

What'd I say?

So amazing!

Small white! Bite him! Peck him! Come on, peck him! Bite him!

Come on small white! Keep going small white! You can do it small white!

Keep going!

Small white, I didn't raise you for nothing! Come on, come on, come on! Fighting!

Quickly!

Small white, stab it! Stab it!

I really don't understand..

A red haired chicken.. but why are you called small white?

Come on small white!

It's a name from the emperor. No matter what it is, he has to bear it.

Stab him! Come on! Stab him!

Small white, come on!

The eighteenth round, like before,

Small white wins!

Small white won! Small white won!

I say.. Your Majesty really didn't dote it for nothing. It really gave it everything!

Consort Meng.

What are your thoughts?

Does this consort.. look like she has any thoughts?

I thought you'd praise small white.

It really is better to see than to hear.

Small white is a really fortunate chicken.

It was able to gain the emperor's favor. Even if it died, it's worth it.

Oh no..

Small white!

Small white! Small white! Small white!

Small white, what's wrong? What happened to you?

Wu Wei Yong, go get the imperial physician! Quickly!

Small white.. Small white.. Small white!

Quickly! Small white, hang in there! Your Majesty.

Liu Jinyan, quickly heal him! If you can't then bring me your head!

[Being an imperial physician is dangerous.. any mistakes and it's always killing my whole family, nine generations.]

Your Majesty, I'm only an imperial physician.. not a beast doctor.

Is it a beast? It's a bird!

Yes, a bird a bird.

Your Majesty.. a bird or a beast.. I can't.

To put it that way.. he's already dead.

Your Majesty, calm your anger.

You.. that.. Before small white died, what happened?

He won the eighteenth round..

Then Consort Meng.. cursed him and he fell over..

No.. but this..

This really isn't my fault..

Your Majesty, please investigate.. I'm innocent!

You dare to laugh.. No..

Don't they have a saying where it's like you don't stretch your hand to hit a smiling face? So..

I won't hit.

Thank you, Your Majesty!

Someone come!

Here!

Drag her away and chop her head off!

Yes!

Your Majesty, Consort Meng has fainted..

From fright?

Your Majesty.. you want Consort Meng to die for a chicken..

If it was me, I'd faint too..

Oh no..

Uh.. Small white isn't an ordinary chicken! He's Your Majesty's beloved chicken. All of Your Majesty's decisions are wise and perfect!

I only scared her a little and she fainted..

Your Majesty.. do we still need to chop her head off?

Investigate the real reason of small white's death. If you can't find why.. I'll chop you.

Quick, go find a beast doctor for Imperial physician Liu.

Those two are really alike..

"Chicken Spirit" Small White – Episode 5

Did you guys hear? His Majesty's beloved chicken died suddenly.

Not die suddenly. Died in the line of duty.

So what now?

Can we just braise it in soy sauce now?

Or do we steam it in broth?

Let's steam it in broth. I'm getting pimples, I need to eat lightly.

You guys don't even know. That's His Majesty's most beloved pet.

It's status is higher than ours!

The second that fighting chicken died, His Majesty became extremely cold.

So cold and angry that you don't even want to get close to him.

Isn't it just a fighting chicken?

His Majesty is too dramatic.

Seriously..

When the chickens were fighting, I was there.

Once he won, everyone there was kissing up to His Majesty.

If I had to say, anyone who serves his majesty, if you don't have a strong heart you won't be able to survive.

What do you guys know?

The main point isn't the chicken.

The main point is His Majesty lost his beloved chicken.

He's heartbroken.

The concubines in the harem all want to go give him warmth.

This giving warmth organization for His Majesty,

the line for it is already to the next month.

[If I go in I'll for sure get yelled at. Why don't I just play the flute for him from here?]

Stop playing! Stop playing!

It sounds terrible!

Consort Meng, I don't even want to listen. Why would His Majesty want to?

I say, Is this some research project?

Are you trying to find out where his majesty's appreciation for the arts and his endurance is?

What kind of ears do you have? It sounds terrific!

Oh no.

I've long heard about how Consort Meng and the other noble ladies are different.

The Four Arts, to blow, bow, pluck and sing. All seems rushed and muddled.

Today, seeing is really believing.

What are you trying to say?

The four arts that other noble ladies are good at, I can too.

The music I compose is unique. Ordinary people like you just don't know how to appreciate it.

Where aren't there ordinary people?

Consort Meng. Imperial Physician Liu.

Eunuch Wu.

Greetings to you two..

Is His Majesty okay?

We are here to set his majesty's concerns at ease.

Then please, go in.

You go, you go. I won't be going in.

My peaceful piece has been completed. I've already done my part.

Wait, wait, wait.

Consort Meng, His Majesty already said. Both of you go in together.

This.. Just don't play anymore.

Greetings to Your Majesty.

Rise.

Did you guys see who was playing the flute outside?

Taking pleasure in other's misfortune..

My heart is trying to cope with the disaster..

but hearing that flute..

the coping has collapsed.

Exactly!

Who played the flute?

At this time they dare to rub salt over your majesty's wound, too disrespectful.

Your Majesty, don't be angry.

Don't worry about them. They'll get their retribution.

Your Majesty, that.. uh.. small white's cause of death, this humble servant has already investigated.

Speak.

After a night of careful examination,

The preliminary determination is that small white has postpartum depression.

You quack. It's said that he's a male chicken, there's no way he could get pregnant.

Even postpartum depression?

Postpartum depression..

Your Majesty, it's like this. This small white, since it was born it's had depression.

He's been depressed for 5 years.

Now his suddenly death is a result of his depression not being cured.

You know how to think..

What kind of thoughts are these?

Who would believe you?

I believe you, I believe you..

When small white was little, he was abandoned. I adopted him, took care of him.

It seems..

he still couldn't forget the pain of his past.

Put away that stupid expression of yours! You are for sure thinking if you can eat a chicken, why would someone abandon it?

N-No! This consort wasn't thinking anything!

He's not an ordinary chicken.

He is my beloved chicken.

Yes, yes, yes. Your Majesty is right.

You..

Can you really understand my feelings?

Too much!

It's as if I was there.. This consort really wants to find a place to cry a little.

Small white is too pitiful..

That's good then.

Then..

You give small white a proper burial.

Me?

It's perfect to bury him not too far from me but also not too close.

I've been dreaming about small white a lot.

His lively and adorable look..

Now..

He must resent me. In the dream, he chases me and pecks me.

It makes me remember the happy moments with him.

I must see the glory that he once brought me.

I really don't know what to do.

You really think that because you're handsome you could speak nonsense..

How could a chicken bring you a dream?

Since beloved consort you're so understanding, I will entrust his burial to you.

The burial has to be unique.

It can be extravagant and wasteful but it can't be reimbursed. Do as you see fit.

A pattern.

It's all a pattern.

You want to play me. Make me clean out all my money.

You know that my allowance is already all cleaned out until next year.

Now you just want to test my patience!

What if I insist on testing it?

Then I'll just change my patience hehe..

How bad could it be..

Your Majesty, don't be angry. I guarantee with my character, small white's burial will be extravagant.

Next time you guarantee, choose something more reliable.

What are you laughing at?

This consort excuses herself.

Consort Meng!

Your small white.

Carefully bury him.

Your Majesty,

No one can be compared to you when it comes to tricks to mess with someone.

Then.. this humble servant excuses himself.

Restrain your grief..

Let's bury him here.

Bury him to the right of Di Bai. My Di Bai is a lefty.

Don't block him.

Your Highnesses are in high spirits.

Are you guys going to make the courtyard of Spring Courtyard into cultivated land?