Oolong Courtyard: Kung Fu School (新乌龙院之笑闹江湖)

Sh, slow down,

or we'll be found by others

We've already been found

What?

That way

Please let me do it

Hurry up, let's go

OK

Hide yourself

shh!

Senior brother,

Let's have a meal

Let's have a meal

Let's have a meal

Good morning!

Ya!

Ya!

The sunlight in the temple

is still so warm and bright.

Let me put on these

GD sunglasses

to cover my eyes from the dazzling sunlight

So comfortable

Thank God

and thank the Land Mother

Thank Master Long Eyebrow

for giving us food,

crystal clear white rice,

and cabbage, rich in nutrition

Thank you

Great gratitude

and praise for our Master

OK, OK, OK

let's have a meal

It's the first day of the lunar month

when an extra dish should be added

Where is it?

Don't eat in a rush

It's a little bit salty

Ayah

the rice is just right

Master

Yeah?

Our temple is not well

There are some problems

with its financial situation

we need to enter the market

and solve it with more followers

Yeah, that's good

I'm just afraid we can no longer protect the temple if we enter the market

You know these days,

there are more and more thieves

My brother,

Kunlun Crank,

visited me last year

and gave me the "Own Goal" divine stone

so that I can keep it safe

only the code can open the divine stone.

It is very important,

you should not tell others

of course, as

the "Own Goal" divine stone

is a rare and valuable treasure

Its reappearance

will definitely attract bad guys who

will cast greedy eyes on it

You must be careful

Ah

Eat, eat you meal

- Master? - Yes?

Is it okay for an adult to not eat meat?

I can't let these children suffer with me

I know

we haven't eaten meat for a long time

- Piggy - Yes?

You'll be responsible for this thing

You mean the chicken store at the foot of the mountain?

That's really a good time for me

Master, just let me do this

I'll go down the mountain later

find some part-time jobs

and bring back some roasted chickens

so that everyone can eat meat

We have to wait so long

and we've been eating vegetables for months

Please, master, I beg you,

just allow us to go out for a meal.

OK, OK, OK

- Liang? - Master?

Take them out for a meal

OK

Big brother, is this what you mean by going out for a meal?

I'm no longer a three-year-old child

I'm four years old and

you can't trick us like this

Isn't Fat Master going down the mountain?

You will have meat to eat soon

Just eat, hurry

They've got a lot of honeypots.

People lie which reveals the truth

Fool

Shh! Lower you voice!

Where is that?

Lower your voice

or we'll be found by them

Oh my god

He's come back...

and with his companions

It''s OK,

he's married to a Japanese woman,

ask him to wait for a while

Wait a minute

Captain, captain!

We've been found this time

Ayah, it's OK, ask them to wait

They're people!

You're a Japanese ninja

Hey bro, I made a mistake

this is just cosplay

Just look at our strange costumes,

We look like Japanese ninjas

I come from Tieling and he's from Shenyang

Right?

Yeah, he's right.

Japanese devils!

He said he would double the

the subscription as compensation for us

He said Japanese ninja accept death

and would cut the belly and take the punishment

So he can't do right, but he is bold.

Please go ahead

Yes

The fat one first

Please

my father...

Cut

I cut it and the punishment is over

Sorry, sorry

It's dead,

- Go away - Let's go

So painful

All of you are liars

Liars

You're a liar

and you lied to me that you would spend time with me

Baby!

You haven't hugged me since I was little

You said that you would hug me as long as I was top in my class

and now I'm on top

OK, OK, OK, how about next time?

Give me more time, OK?

I don't believe you, I don't care, you promised!

Don't!

You have a rare anaphylactic reaction

towards the opposite sex.

You'll have an anaphylactic attack every time you touch a female

It is untreatable.

Daughter, I'm so sorry.

Hello?

Is this the director?

I left a message.

I'm a star!

I heard that you have a new movie about to start, right?

Is there any role suitable for me?

Yeah

I waited for two, five and eight character tiles,

but he won before me by a single tile.

What is it?

I just played two rounds and lost more than 20,000 to them

Do you think there's something shady here?

I just feel that the owner is wired

He won a lot, but only provided us with boiled dumplings

I'm not going back again.

Ayah

Leg! My Leg!

Don't act fake.

My leg is probably disabled.

Please call 120 for me quickly!

Call the police!

Ayah!

Don't act fake and now you play a possum!

What you're doing now is called "feigning injury"!

Wait, I'll ask my friends to come here

Ah!

Don't panic, lady

This guy just want to blackmail you

Excuse me, excuse me.

I'll only give you 2000 yuan

Believe it or not, if I light this firecracker,

he'll run immediately

That's professional and dedicated.

You!

You're murdering me...

I'll sue both of you1

Is that "feigning injury"?

Your injury is serious

Yes

Compensate me...

Compensate me!!

Compensate! Compensate!