The Gracefield Incident

- Do you have to film everything? - Yup.

Describing... you're filming everything, you're describing....

That's his journal. I want him to remember everything.

His journal. You don't even know if it's a boy or a girl yet.

Yeah. But, you know...

...we trust the first ultrason, it's a boy.

So tell us.

- Where are we going? - Yup.

We're going to the hospital...

...to get our second ultrason and confirm the sex of the baby.

- This little guy. - Yeah, little guy.

And we're happy, we're excited.

Hi.

Hi. You're gonna be editing all this, right?

- Of course. - All right, so your turn now.

Tell me how you feel, future dad.

I'm just really grateful that our kid is gonna be healthy.

Matt! Watch out!

Oh, my God!

- Jess! Jess! Oh, my God! - Matt!

Oh, my God!

You got the phone? Where's the phone? Call 911! Oh, my God!

Oh, my baby.

- You're gonna be editing all this, right? - Of course.

I hate night shifts. Did your boss say how much he's charging us for the weekend?

Free. Yeah, we have the cabin to ourselves for the entire weekend.

Yeah. He want us to have a good time before I get back to work.

That's nice. I can't believe we're leaving for a whole weekend.

It's been so long.

I want us to have fun and laugh and party.

- Party. - And be ourselves again.

Yeah. You didn't tell anyone about this, did you?

- No. Why? - Okay.

'Cause I want to make a little surprise video for Joe's birthday.

You gonna have enough time to put it together before we leave?

- Yeah, if I work all night on it. - Okay, well, don't work too hard...

...'cause I need you to have your energy this weekend.

I got the news from Joe. All is in order, we can start trying to have a baby again.

Okay? So, I need you to have your energy, all of your energy. I gotta go to work.

Bye.

Oh, don't forget, you're picking us up at 11:00, okay?

- Okay. - Love you!

Love you!

Good morning, you're listening to the morning show with me, Dan Hitchcock.

Okay, the weather. Now, temperatures will today move into the low 80s...

...and we'll have sunshine and a few clouds for most of the day.

With wind from 10 to 20 miles an hour.

Now, as for the long weekend ahead, well...

...sunny with a few clouds and temperatures are going to move down into the lower 70s.

But still, a perfect weekend to get away.

Now, after the break, we'll talk about why there's a...

...you should be taking an evening stroll over the long weekend.

Earlier this morning an American satellite was destroyed...

...by what authorities are calling an unidentified object.

Images taken by the satellite itself moments before it was destroyed...

...seem to indicate that a collision between the satellite and the object was the cause.

Mainly over the province of Quebec, Canada...

Ready, Teddy? All right, let's go! We're running late, buddy.

...to report any unusual sightings.

- Hey, Joe! - You're late Matt.

- I know, it's Teddy's fault. - I think he disagrees with you.

- I'll be there in a minute. - Yeah, right.

What's up, birthday boy?

A weekend away from the hospital, that's what's up.

- Keep your eyes on the road, man. - Nice haircut, doc.

I hate it!

When we get back to the hospital, I'm gonna show you something real sweet.

- Check it out! Hold on, hold on. - What is it?

Come on, what is it?

- Check it out! - Holy shit!

- Yeah, baby. - No way!

Are you kidding me? You finally bought it?

It costs me a small fortune, but I got everything I wanted. I got lights...

...for the night shots, I got everything man.

Check it out! Is it recording right now?

Yup. Matt, I'm telling you, I'm ready for any eventuality now.

Hold on.

Hi, honey!

Who's the girl your brother's bringing, Jess? His new girlfriend?

Yeah, I think so. I don't know much about her.

- She's going to school with him. - Wait.

Are you gonna film like that on the weekend?

- I'm just trying to make a souvenir here. - Of my ass?

You know your nurse outfit excites me.

You know you're not bringing that thing into the bedroom.

Come on!

Where's your brother? Did you tell him to meet us here?

- Yeah, I did. - Your brother is a mess.

What? Is that Trey and his new girlfriend?

What do you think you're doing? Give me that.

- Hey. - Hi, I'm Jess.

- Julia. - This is my husband Matt.

- Hey, nice meeting you. - Nice to meet you.

- What up, Trey? - What's up, Matt?

- Hey, nice to see you, Joe. - Yeah, it's been a while.

Stop, my God.

Matt, how long will it take us to get there?

Gracefield is about five hours.

Five hours? I thought it was closer than that!

Five hours? You know what? Just wake me up when we get there, Tron.

Why are you calling him like that?

He called him that because Matt's a video game editor.

- Okay. - That's not really why.

- Come on, show it to her, Tron. - Trey! He's driving.

Come on, man. You can't see anything...

- I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. - She'll like it, man. I'm telling you.

- Don't do it, Matt. - You really want to see it?

You really want to see it? All right, all right, I'm doing it.

- You know, Trey, this is all your fault. - What is it?

I'm filming this. I got this. Oh, God!

Oh, my God!

- This is disgusting! - She dropped it in the trunk.

What? What? What's going on?

- Shit! - Teddy's licking it.

What? What do you mean she dropped my eye?

Teddy's licking it.

- Oh, man! - Matt's prosthetic eye.

Trey, can I have it back, now?

Teddy, don't swallow it!

Yo, does anyone have any reception?

- Nope! - Negative.

- I lost reception like an hour ago. - Me too.

God, Matt. Why is it taking so long? Are you lost?

No. I'm not lost. We'll be there soon, okay?

Relax.

- Matt, whose cabin is this, by the way? - My boss.

Please ask him why he bought a cabin that far.

- 'Cause he traps, Trey. - He what?

He's a trapper. He captures animals.

No, no, Matt, tell him the real reason why your boss bought a cabin out here.

- That's a good story. - Why?

'Cause my boss has been trying to capture Bigfoot.

- What did he just say? - Sasquatch!

- Your boss is a kooky little man. - It's a hoax, that's what it is. But it's cool.

You'd be surprise how many people believe in that shit. And he does.

- And he's been trying to capture it. - Nobody believes in that stuff.

- Your boss, man, he freaks me out. - Hey, guys, I think we're here.

- Finally! - What kind of cabin has a gate like this?

I was expecting a shack with one room and no toilet.

Well, if it's true, I'm sleeping in the car.

- Come on, Liz! - Shotgun!

- "No trespassing"? - Are we sure this is it?

I hope so. 'Cause if it's not, we're definitely lost.

That's reassuring.

- Did he say we were lost? - Yeah, probably.

Matt, you do realize how crazy your boss is for believing in this shit, right?

- Yeah, you got that right. - A Bigfoot, come on!

Yeah, man, he even told me he heard one a while back.

Yeah, your boss is definitely out of his mind. And paranoid too!

So, Julia and I are getting the biggest room, that's just for sure.

- You guys are getting the couch. - No way, man! Are you serious?

Hell yeah, I am.

- Man, I'm not getting the couch. - Yo! Guys! Check this out!

That is sick!

This place looks amazing!

- Yeah. You're still getting the couch, Trey. - That's bullshit. Come on! Don't do that.

Trey, you're so getting the couch.

- No, no, no. - No, I'm gonna go there before you.

'Cause you're the youngest, that's why you get the couch.

- Matt, why are you locking the doors? - Give a head start to my wife.

- What? - Ready? Go, go, go!

- Grab the best room! - Go, go, go. Go, Liz! Go, go, go.

- That's not cool, Matt, come on! - Hey, slow down!

Looks like you got the couch to me, Trey.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Catch up, Teddy, come on!

- This place is huge! - Bring you ass, quick!

Holy shit! Look at this place. This is unbelievable.

What's wrong with this guy? There's a surveillance room.

- Matt, I got it! - Jess, where are you?

- Right here. - Right where?

Upstairs.

No, no, two separate beds? Definitely not.

You guys are too young to sleep together anyway.

Yeah, yeah, really funny, Matt. You should be a comedian.

We need a double bed.

Jess?

Tell me this is our room.

Hey, Trey, how's the couch?

Shut up, man.

Oh, shit!

You have to stop doing that.

- You want me to stop doing... that? - No, no.

- That, you can keep doing all weekend. - Yeah? You like that?

Yeah. I've been waiting for this weekend for a long time.

- I know, me too. It's gonna be nice. - Guys! Guys! Come outside!

Hey, Joe? Heads up.

- Guys, check this out. - There's a hot tub. Yes!

Crazy.

- It doesn't get any better than this. - I think I can die now.

Man, I'm telling you, this is exactly what I needed.

No worries, eating, drinking, and...

And what?

- And eating again, baby. Just eating again. - Like the sound of that.

- Yeah. - No cameras allowed, tough.

Dinner's ready.

Oh, man, I'm so hungry.

Thanks, babe.

To an amazing weekend with my best friends!

Cheers!