It's Just A Game

Psst!

Ryan, what is so important

that you have to be interrupting my super cool hand signals?

I think they have a sniper on him.

It's not called a sniper.

It's the megadart blaster.

- What, what? - Get down!

You just shot me in the eye.

I thought we said no head shots.

- No, we just said try not to hit anyone in the head.

We didn't say it doesn't count.

When did we say that?

We never said that.

Yeah we did, didn't we, Taylor?

Yeah.

That totally counts.

Are you kidding me?

It was clearly an eye shot.

Hey.

Hey!

I'm so angry right now.

Hold me back, someone hold me back.

Hey!

It's Ryan's birthday, so he gets to decide

if head shots count.

Head shots

count.

- Oh, man. - Idiot.

- Look, it's only because I want it to count

if we shoot them, right?

We want it to count, 'cause then they'll be out, too.

Everybody just go back to your forts,

we'll pretend we didn't see you.

But you did.

We'll just pretend that we didn't.

But you did.

Go.

Come on, come on.

Oh my God, are you okay?

- Shoot over that way, shoot over that way.

Come on, keep going.

Take that.

Justice, justice, justice.

Justice, justice.

Incoming!

Justice.

Everybody get out of the way!

Everybody run.

Where are they?

Uh oh.

They're going to take the fort.

Come on, go, go, go.

Justice.

Justice.

No!

Susie, come on, leave him,

we don't have time, let's go.

Justice.

Whoever gets the tractor gets the fort.

Justice.

Ryan, get to the fort.

Come on, let's go, move it.

The General's coming.

Guys, we're good.

The General's coming.

Higher.

Higher.

Higher.

Higher.

Higher.

That's it?

Now go turn yourself in.

General, there are too many.

They're taking over the territory.

Guns.

You two. - Yes, sir.

- Come with me. - Yes, sir.

What are you doing?

Going to fight like you said, sir.

Don't take the stairs, just jump.

It looks more intimidating and cool.

Sir, yes sir.

For justice!

Let's go, private.

I was just gonna go down the steps.

There's no time!

No, it just takes like two seconds.

Watch it, dude.

It'll look super cool, just jump.

- No. - Jump.

See, that wasn't that hard.

That wasn't hard.

All right, come with me.

General, he's coming.

Bang, bang, bang, bang.

Hello, goodbye.

Blocked, shot in the stomach.

Put that down.

Over the banister.

Ha ha, done got thrown, rude.

Ricochet!

Let's see who's upstairs.

Oh, hello.

Okay, head shot.

Bippity boppity, dropkick.

Final shot.

Shh, I'm scary.

Super scary.

So how long you think this'll last?

What, are you scared or something?

No, I'm just curious.

That can't be our concern right now.

We have to locate the enemy sniper and his spotters

so we can take back the territory.

That sounds like a pretty scary job.

Are you sure you're up,

Get to cover, get to cover.

Okay, they're gonna be looking for us now

so get ready for some heavy fire.

Cover my six and I'll take the front.

Stay low to the ground so they can't hit you.

I have an extra mag in my boot

and in my vest if you need it.

Okay, ready?

On three.

I have to do everything myself.

Don't move, don't even think about it.

Don't even move.

Put the gun down slowly.

- Put your guns on the ground nice and slowly.

He's gonna shoot, light him up.

Oh my God, that was so cool.

Justice.

Who is that?

Yeah, last week my Big Wheels

was having some suspension problems.

Gotta take it into the shop.

You think we should look up?

No, I don't think we need to look up.

I think we're fine.

What are the chances that someone would be.

What are you doing?

I guess you're right.

Hail Taylor. - Hail Taylor.

- I guess you're right, it never hurts to look, right?

- It doesn't hurt to look, but it might hurt to look up.

Last week I went downstairs.

Hey!

Hey!

Oh, she's coming right at me.

Oh, hey Ryan, Happy Birthday.

Taylor!

Taylor.

You get down here and fight me right now.

- What reason do I have to come down there and fight you?

I already have your fort.

Because.

- Because you think you deserve a fighting chance?

Because I cheated?

Maybe you thought you could convince me to give it up.

- No, because if you don't, you're a chicken.

Taylor, Taylor, Taylor.

Get him, get him!

Ow, ow, ow.

I shot you.

You barely even grazed me.

- Ow. - I hit you.

No you didn't.

Yes I did, I saw it.

Nuh-uh.

Missed me.

Uh oh.

How's the hiding going?

I'm not hiding, I'm planning.

Well, it sure looks like you're hiding.

Hiding and planning look very similar.