The Cosby Show

Rudy, How Many Times Have I Told You?

You Can't Move Sideways.

Why Not?

It's A Rule.

I Don't Like That Rule.

It Doesn't Matter What You Like.

You Asked Me To Teach You Checkers.

You Have To Play By The Rules.

Okay.

Take Back Your Move

And Move Again.

Ha Ha!

No Fair!

Give Those Back!

That Was A Legal Move.

You Can't Yell Every Time I Jump Your Men.

Learn To Be A Good Loser.

What's That?

Are You Guys Almost Finished?

Almost.

Hurry. I've Got People Coming Over.

This Won't Take Long.

Your Move, Rudy.

Wait, Rudy. Rudy!

I Win!

You're Not Playing By The Rules...

Come On. Move Upstairs. I Won!

Whoa, Hey, Ho!

What Is The Trouble?

Dad, Listen... I Need... I Won...

No, No.

One At A Time.

I Need The Living Room.

Two Girls From The Pep Squad Are Coming Over.

They Want Me To Help Them Write New Cheers.

Then Use Your Room.

We Need Room To Practice.

These Are The Two Most Popular Girls In The 8th Grade.

If I Get On The Pep Squad, It Could Change My Life.

Would You Please Take This Stuff Upstairs

So That Your Sister Can Change Her Life?

Or We Could Not Play At All.

Theo, You Promised To Teach Me.

Dad, You Must Have Something For Me To Do?

'Fraid Not, Old Boy.

Okay, Come On. Get This Stuff Up.

Rudy, I Was Winning!

Now We Have To Start Over.

I Guess That's Right.

Cliff: Upstairs.

I Will Make This Up To You.

Yes, I Know You Will.

Well... Dad.

Well... Vanessa.

Aren't You Going Back Down To Your Office?

And Miss The Opportunity

Of Meeting The Two Most Popular Girls In The 8th Grade?

Please Don't Embarrass Me.

Don't Act Silly Like You Usually Do.

I'll Try To Control Myself

But I Do Know Something About Cheers

And I Could Help With The Rhymes.

Two Bits, Four Bits

Six Bits, A Dollar

Clean My Shirt And Don't Forget The Collar!

Hey, Now!

Dad, That's Them.

Go, Please?

I'll Just Let Them In.

Okay?

No Rhyming?

You Don't Have To Worry. I'll Be In A Hurry.

Dad?!

I Told You I Could Rhyme.

I Do It All The Time.

How Do You Do? Welcome To The Zoo.

Hi.

Hi.

My Dad Likes Jokes.

All Over Town, Jokes Around.

Dad, This Is Paula Young

And This Is Cindy Stephens.

How Do You Do? I'm Dr. Huxtaboo.

Nice To Meet You.

I Hear That You Guys Are On The Pep Squad.

Yes, We're The Captains.

Well, Pardon Me.

I Have To Get My Hat, I Won't Be Able To Chat

But If You Need Some Cheers, Just See Me Down-Steers.

Bye, Dad.

Is He That Funny All The Time?

I Tried To Get Rid Of Him.

Vanessa, This Is A Beautiful House.

You Really Like It?

Yeah.

Thank You.

This Painting-- I Saw It In A Book.

My Mother Bought It At An Auction.

Bet It Was Expensive.

Yeah, $11,000.

$11,000?!

My Mom Really Wanted It.

It's Painted By Her Great-Uncle, And My Parents Both Love Art.

Want To See The Rest Of The House?

Yeah. Love It.

I'll Show You All The Upstairs Bedrooms

Except For My Brother Theo's.

No One Outside The Family Is Allowed To See It.

Cliff, What Are You Doing?

I'm Looking For The Remote To The Tv Set.

Why Don't You Go Over And Turn The Television On?

Because After I Turn It On

I Don't Want To Get Up And Walk Back Over To It

To Change Channels.

You Are Hopeless.

Aha-A-A!

I Found You, Little Buddy.

Where Have You Been?

Tv Chef: Today, I Got A Recipe Of Cooked Chicken All Kind Of Ways.

Many Kind Of Chickens, Capons, Rooster...

Chicken In Dumpling

Chicken A La Juice Down--

Which Should Be All Juiced Down.

Chicken... I Don't Know.

Tv Narrator: I Hope It Will Be Experimental For You.

There's Always Been A Mystery About The Drum.

The Drum Is The Father Of The Percussion Section.

Cliff?

Turn It Back To The Cooking.

Chef: That One Cup Of Wine.

That Two Cup Of Wine.

White Wine.

Two Cup Of White...

Narrator: Next We Go To The Bass Drum.

And From The Bass Drum, We Go To The Tom-Tom.

Aha!

It Won't Work For You.

I Want To See The Cooking.

No, You Can't See The Cooking.

He Needs New Batteries.

Come On.

I Just Put New Batteries In It.

It's Broken, It's Broken! Cliff's Toy Is Broken!

Neh, Neh, Neh, Neh, Neh, Nyeh!

And I'm Still Here!

Now You'll Have To Get Up

And Turn That Channel With Your Bare Hands.

No, I'm Not.

I'll Go Down To Jake's Appliance Store

And Buy A Brand-New One.

You Are An Electronic Gadget Junkie

And Jake's Appliance Store

Is Not A Good Place For A Man Like You.

I Am Going To Go Down To The Store And Buy A Remote

And That's It.

You Say That Now

But Once You Get Down There

Those Gadgets Will Be Sitting On The Shelves

And They're Going To Beckon, "Cliff, Buy Me.

If You Take Me Home, I'll Light Up Just For You."

I'm Going To Buy A Simple Remote Control

And Maybe A Satellite Dish.

Hello, May I Speak With Jake, Please?

Hi, Jake.

This Is Clair Huxtable.

Cliff's Wife.

He's On His Way Down To Your Store Right Now.

Jake, Don't Get Excited.

No, No.

No Matter What He Asks For

Sell Him Only A Simple, Basic Remote Control.

What's Taking So Long?

I'm Thinking.

You Need My Help?

No, I Don't.

You Could Move There.

If I Did, You'd Double Jump Me.

Maybe I Would, Maybe I Wouldn't.

King Me! King Me!

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.

You're Worse Than Dad When You Win.

Come On, Move Again.

How Did You Get So Good?

I Have A Good Teacher.

Hey!

The Person I Wanted To See.

I Don't Want To Play Checkers With Rudy.

Please?

I Can't.

I Have To Write Cheers Tonight.

I'm On The Pep Squad.

I'll Write Your Cheers, If You Play Rudy.

I Want To Play With You, 'Cause You're More Fun To Beat.

Vanessa: Bye.

Have Fun.

Whose Move Is It?

Yours.

Clair: Theo?

Yes?

Could You Come Here?