Escape Room

02 Escape Room - Evan Williams Horror 2017 English.

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Fuck!

Okay.

What the fuck?

What the... what the fuck?

What the fuck?

In the next hour,

two candidates are in a tight race heading into the Iowa Caucus...

Hey

Gays

You there? Hello.

Your very fumy guys.

Who's there

Some body untie me..

This better be a fucking joke. Please!

We're not suppose to be here.

Whose there

Well that didn't go as planned did it Marcus

What... Jesus Christ what the fuck

Do you mind if I call you Marcus

Its just because I feel like, I know you so well.

And now with Victor out of the picture, you and I have a little more time to get acquainted wouldn't you say.

What is it.

I have a series of questions well riddles..

Manly. That I'd like you to try and solve.

If you can manage, As many guesses as you like of course

But the one important rule is you only have 15 seconds to get it right.

- Hows that sound, - 15 seconds.

- What does the mean. - Are you ready.

Where are my friends

Whart has hands but no arms

And a face with out eyes.

Hemp eyez...

- Err - 10 seconds.

I don't under stand.

Five, four...

What the fuck.

- Listen. - Come one.

The more you take.

The more you leave behind.

You leave behind.

Leave more.

Your making this more complicated than it needs to be, - Please.

I need more time...

Please no more, no more.

You ready?

Wares a heart but mo organs.

Heart but no...

Sorry.

Oh please no more. I can't take ant more please please.

Why are you doing this.

Oh please.

Last one

And this time I don't turn it of.

Come on no...

If I drink I die.

If I eat I'm fine what am I.

What am I.

If I drink I die I eat I'm fine.

10, 9.

Oh shit fire its fire

4.3.

Fire.

Come on.

Where you going.

Come back.

What now what do I do.

Let me out.

Let me out.

How much do you want to bet Hayles already drunk.

Zero dollars she's guaranteed to be drunk.

I will not take that bet.

Do you love me.

Of course I love you why would you ask me that question.

I don't know. I wonder some times.

Do you.

Some times

You shouldn't ever.

What did I tell you on your birthday.

What did I tell you on your birthday.

I'm trying to remember.

Erm that nothing could keep us apart, except for maybe Bears tickets.

Well because you hate football

Alright well we're celebrating yours tonight any way.

Ye I would of been just fine staying in on the couch with you.

Well that wasn't gonna happen I've been planning this for months.

Really.

Its my birthday.

God.

Incorrigible.

What'd you get me?

What did I get you? Yeah, what'd you get me?

You'll see. Is it lacy and frilly?

I'm intrigued.

- Hay - Ye

I od love you. I do.

Do you know how you always leave your stuff in my bathroom?

Yeah, you hate it.

Do you know why I hate it?

Because it's girls' stuff and it's not a girl's bathroom.

But it could be.

We should talk about it.

We should talk about it...

After this long, completely avoiding the subject.

Sure.

Seriously?

Sure.

Seriously.

Seriously.

Just not during any games obviously.

Deal?

Deal. Hey?

Yeah? Shake.

All right. Deal.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Nice doing business with you.

When are they gonna clean up this mess

Look at this guy.

Is he alright

Maybe one to many beers at the game.

We're gonna be late.

Christ.

What the fuck you OK

Ye.

Jesus.

Thank you.

Big brother! Hi.

Hi! You look great.

He really cleans up, doesn't he? Yeah!

Finally! Birthday boy! Hey!

Happy birthday! Oh.

Yeah! Hey, there he is. Sorry, everyone.

My fault.

My keen instinct told me you would all be here,

so naturally I had to change

to dress down to your level.

Ha ha. So selfless, even on your birthday.

You're welcome. Yeah.

Well, we've been celebrating without you.

Mm. Mm. Hey, bud, one more bottle.

- 2 bottles. - We ordered for you already. Halibut.

Prime fillet. Rare.

Hmm.

Crab. Yes.

Burger with side of Brussels. Mm-hmm.

Chicken piccata.

Salmon, no mushrooms.

And Hadlee.

Says she's filled up on bread,

but ends up picking at everyone else's food.

I thought we'd all like to share.

Oh he's got you pegged.

Are we really that predictable?

Not predictable...

Committed. Mm.

Insane people are committed,

or sell art at my gallery.

We are steadfast.

Or stubborn.

How does it feel to be old?

I asked him the same thing.

How old am I again? You're old.

So old.

Old enough to know what you want.

What do you want for your birthday?

A toast. Yes, a toast.

To my... No, not your toast.

It's not your toast.

It's okay. I'm still drinking.

I thought it was just a silly cliché,

but you are living proof

that things really do get better with age.

Okay, okay.

Okay. Babe?

I'm so thankful to celebrate your birthday with you,

and I'm looking forward to many, many more.

Hey, sweet.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers.

Mm.

Oh! What's this?

I thought no presents 'til tomorrow's brunch.

Yeah.

I guess we're not all predictable after all.

You guys got him presents?

Yeah, it's his birthday.

What?

Escape room? Yep.

- Yeah. - What is that?

You're locked in a room

until you solve a series of puzzles to get out.

And you've only got one hour.

No, that sounds horrible.

That sounds really fun.

I've heard it's the latest craze.

Remember that, um, secret mask thing,