Despicable Me 3

Illuminat...

Illuminat...

Illuminat...

Illumination!

The year was 1985,

and the number one show on TV was...

Evil Bratt!

The show starred young Balthazar Bratt as a child prodigy

and criminal mastermind bent on world domination.

There he is! Get him!

I've been a bad boy!

Bratt was the biggest child actor of the 1980s,

striking a chord with audiences all over the world.

There he is! Get him!

But it all came to an end in Season 3, when...

I've been a bad boy!

The young star experienced an unexpected growth spurt.

Boy? Ugh!

The show was canceled. Hollywood rejected him

and Bratt quickly plunged into a downward spiral,

starting to actually believe he was the character he played on TV.

What are you looking at?

Leading us all to wonder,

where is he now?

You know what, Clive?

Playing a villain on TV was fun,

but being one in real life is even better.

Heist music!

Here it comes.

What? Clive, what are you doing?

How is that heist music?

Sorry. My bad.

Ew!

Mommy!

Stop or I'll...

Sir, the ship has been boarded by some kind of monster!

Wait! That's not a monster.

That's a man wearing shoulder pads!

There's only one supervillain

whose fashion sense is quite that dated.

Balthazar Bratt.

Blast it! The Dumont Diamond is on that ship.

I want every agent in the area on the scene immediately!

We're already here. Agents Grucy are closing fast.

Yes! Wait. What did you call us?

"Grucy." You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Try it.

Oh! I like it, but not a lot.

I don't like it.

Stop! On the ground!

Go, go, go!

Eh?

Too late again, Gru!

Wha?

He's getting away!

That's what he thinks.

Go! Go! Go...

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

I don't think we can make it, Gru!

We can make it!

We can make it!

No, we can't!

Ahh!

Get ready!

Get ready for...

Hey. How you doing?

Are you okay?

You guys are so cute.

Go get him, Gru-Gru!

Hello, Gru.

How's your transition coming?

You know, from world's worst villain

to world's worst agent?

Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV.

Oh, that's right. You were! But then you got canceled!

Ha-ha!

What about that? Ugh!

What? Oh, girls! Oh!

Dance fight!

Ow!

Alpha Team, the diamond is secure. Come and pick up the package.

- Copy that. - Alpha Team in approach.

Gru!

Did you actually think I was unconscious?

Huh! It's called acting, hoser.

And clearly, I've still got it!

I've been a bad boy!

Freeze! Don't move!

Son of a Betamax!

Go, go! Get him!

He's getting away!

This isn't over, Gru.

You hear me? This is not over.

Yeah? Well, I still have the diamond.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to...

Happy birthday, dear Dan.

Happy birthday to you.

I can't believe Bratt got away again.

How is this possible? How?

And it's not just that he got away,

it is he's so smug about it.

"Ooh, I've been a bad boy!"

Gah! Edna, hey! Looking hot today.

Got cats on you.

And it was so humiliating, dangling there in the bubble-gum Speedo.

And I didn't have time to go to the gym this week,

and I had a big breakfast. And was feeling a little bloated.

You know what? He's not even worth talking about.

I don't even want to waste another breath about the guy.

And another thing!

Next time I see Bratt, I will moonwalk all over his stupid face!

Thank you all for coming at such short notice.

It is with great sadness that I inform you that, as of today,

I am retiring as head of the AVL.

Oh, no!

Your new leader is coming directly from head office.

Effective immediately.

She is the very gifted,

very ambitious, Miss Valerie da Vinci.

As I look out over all your faces,

I am flooded with so many memories.

Oh, boy! This is a snooze fest!

Excuse me, this is my last...

Blah, blah, blah! We understand.

You're old, you're fat, you're done.

Let me breathe in.

Ooh, broke a little sweat, there.

First order of business,

which one of you losers is Agent Gru?

Oh, that would be me.

Although, I don't know if I'd say "loser," per se.

Kind of is...

Oh, it's the girls!

Not a good time.

Hey! Ahh!

Yes, sir! Uh...

Ma'am? You're making me nervous.

How could you let Balthazar Bratt,

the AVL's most wanted villain,

just get away?

That is the opposite of what we do here!

Okay, okay.

Yes, maybe he got away. Again.

But he didn't get the diamond.

And I am this close to bringing him in.

This close.

Huh. Interesting.

You're fired!

What?

That's totally not fair. Gru is a great agent!

You know what? If you fire him,

you're gonna have to fire me, sister-sister.

And do you really wanna do that?

Do ya?

No, no, no!

Well, I guess she did.

Honey, you didn't have to do that.

I know how much you love your job.

Well, I love other things more.

You know, we're gonna have to tell the girls.

Can you do it?

The whole "mom" thing is still kind of new to me.

Oh, sure.

Huh?

Psst!

Hello?

Aloha!

Oh!

This is unexpected.

Well, you never got to go on a honeymoon, so...

We made you dinner!

It's a luau!

We got pineapples and coconuts and ukuleles!

Oh! Yay! Yay!

The soup of the day.

Madame and Monsieur.

The gummy bears were my idea.

Mmm! Looks too good to even eat.

Am I right?

But I made it for you. Oh.

Mmm-mmm-mmm!

Good soup! I love the combination

of gummy bears

and meat.

I'm gonna hold it in my mouth.

'Cause it's so good, I don't wanna swallow it.

So, how was work?

Ooh, did you take that guy down? Did anything explode?

Well, actually,

today, Lucy and I were invited to not work

at the AVL anymore.

No!

You got fired?

Oh, no! No, no, no.

Yes.

But don't worry.

I'm sure we'll get new jobs. Real soon.

Even better ones.

What's better than being super-cool secret agents?

Ooh, I know! You could gamble online!