Outrageous Fortune

I just bagged me the head of a crime family.

Ladies, remember me? Yeah, yeah — the one that got you pregnant.

For God's sake, Van. There is no way that you will ever be the father of my child.

I'm the one guy going out on a limb for your family.

How is framing Wolf going out on a fucking limb?!

I'm talking about Van.

You did the Tongan job, didn't you?

80 grand — it's the best score this family's made.

When I said our family was overdoing it, you thought I was joking?

You got me cut from the books at Stratosphere?

Yes, I did, sorry. Why?!

Fuck off back to the suburbs, white trash.

SMACK! Oh!

I provide you with a list of what I need and how many units, and I pay you eight bucks a unit.

That's over 60% profit and you don't have you worry about distribution.

What's in it for me and you?

I give you my word that when you get out of here, I'll be there.

Did I miss the bit where you ask, 'Does anybody object to this couple marrying'?

Dad! Because I know I bloody well object.

Me too. I object. I object.

Can I be objectionable too?

Don't come here again unless it's professional.

We're together.

That's all that matters, eh?

Yeah.

FANG'S 'SOMETHING GOOD'

# Another day, same old story.

# You're here in all your glory,

# looking for a way to shine.

# Show me war. Show me the hero.

# Take me right down to ground zero.

# Tell me, where do you draw the line?

# Give me something good.

# Yeah, show me how it looks. #

Wakey-wakey, Mrs West.

It's a brand new day.

God, you're beautiful. >

Uh...

You all right there?

Yeah.

Yeah, I was just, um,...

I was just dreaming.

Well, you got the real thing now.

What thing's—? Oh.

That thing. Mm.

# The one where they live the American dream.

# So get me something good.

# Yeah, show me how it looks. #

Police. Open up.

It's a hard life being hard up (!)

Check the serial numbers on that.

If you want to go, there's a queue.

We have a warrant.

Won't get you in any faster.

Piss off, you bastard!

I'm going outside.

Oh.

What are you looking at?

You might want to put some clothes on.

# No, no way. I've got to get away. #

Oh, hello. What's he done now?

Nothing.

It's that fucking TV, isn't it?

I told you, that was a gift from Eric.

You can't do this. He only just got back. You leave our father alone!

You can't take him anywhere, cock-face.

It's OK, mate.

ALL TALK AT ONCE

Shut up!

Loretta West?

Well, not Dolly Parton.

Loretta, you are under arrest.

What? What for?

Holy shit.

# Lying in the gutter,

# I cut the cord from my mother.

# She pat me on the head and said,

# 'Go to sea, boy. Get to sea, man.'

# My luck in the gutter black.

# I guess I'm running back...

# ...to you.

# You in my brain. You in my heart. #

This is bullshit. This is complete and utter bullshit. You want to have a go at me? Do it to my face, eh?

Why go through a child? That's right, walk away. Go back to your station with your friends.

What did she do? She copied a couple of videos.

It is a very serious offence,

punishable by a maximum of $150,000 or three months' imprisonment.

What, you can go away for that?

The infringement of intellectual property is serious.

Constable. The artists and the producers suffer.

And then it's we, the public, who—

Constable!

Oh, crud. You know you're soaking in it.

My daughter is not a criminal.

This is harassment of me and my family!

No, Wolf. I'll handle this.

She's not even 16, for Chrissake!

Are you coming with her to the station?

Oh, shit, that's right — you can't leave the premises.

I'll go with her. >

Loretta got arrested. Choice.

Totally makes my day.

JETHRO'S CELLPHONE RINGS

Leave it.

TRACY'S CELLPHONE RINGS Leave it.

BOTH MOAN

Oh, shit.

Tracy Hong.

Jethro.

Your sister's been arrested. She's what?

Get your arse down to the cop shop now.

I can't, Dad. I've got a client meeting in half an hour.

So? So that's my job.

You're a lawyer. She's your sister. That's your job.

Yeah— All right, all right. I'll be there.

The cops — they just raided my father's warehouse looking for DVDs.

My name is Sevele. Carlos Sevele.

My name's Munter. You guys are in my way.

We're gonna be in your way a lot more if you don't give me my money.

What money? You took money from my parents.

Dude, I don't even know your parents.

Their name is Sevele.

That's really good — cos if it wasn't Sevele, you'd be a right bastard, mate.

Eh?

SMACK!

Don't get smart, hori.

My name is Munter.

If you and your mate Van West don't give back our 80 grand in 24 hours,

you're gonna get a whole lot more of this.

Hey man, just before you hit me,... hold that?

Ta.

↑ (YELLS IN TONGAN)

Shanghai Hustle, Axe Murderer III,

Predator Vs Chucky.

Oh, that one really sucks.

Can you explain how copies of these DVDs made it to the Video Hut?

As I said before, I just hang out there, like any other bored teenager.

One of your employees disagrees.

How can she have an employee if she doesn't work there?

Look, she denies everything. Can we go now?

Not yet.

I told her— I told her it was wrong, but she made me. She made me!

You're referring to Loretta West?

She had it all organised — the supplier, the copying, the sales.

She's 15 years old. >

She's 15 going on 50! She's a mastermind, an evil genius.

Oh, I thought you were friends.

We were. Until I rooted her sister.

Pascalle? You've slept with Pascalle?

I think you get the picture.

Got any comments?

I'm not sure what brand of tape you're using, but you're getting a lot of dropout.

Look, if she said she didn't do it, she didn't do it.

We'll leave it there then, eh? Yeah, for now.

Good. Thank you.

She'll need to appear— Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.

This is so excellent.

Why would this video guy be blaming you?

It's all her fault. How?

You used Kurt for your pathetic ends and dumped him on his 18th birthday in front of all of his friends,

his mother and his sister, and then told them he had a dick the size of a peanut.

No wonder he hates me. >

You slept with this guy?

It was an accident.

Oh, like the other 50 guys you've slept with (!)

Bitch. That's enough.

Make her apologise.

Go put some clothes on. Haven't you got a modelling job this morning?

Ugly old-lady shoes — like my life.

And you — go to school.

Don't worry — whoever did this, we'll sort it.

Thanks, Dad.

Why do you think someone else was responsible?

Oh, it'd be just like him. What? Who, Kurt?

Not Kurt — Judd. Wouldn't be the first time he's fitted up evidence.

Where are you off to?

I've got, um, some orders I've gotta deliver.

Our daughter's entire future is at stake and you've got orders?

I can't see much else I can do now.

Shit.

I'm sorry, Loretta.

What for, Kurt (?)

You must hate me.

To hate you, I'd have to see you as a human being. To me, you're more like fungus.

If it makes you feel better, I know what'll happen in jail.

You mean the part when the prisoners hold you down and make you squeal?

Ugh, don't!

I hate to shatter your Shawshank Redemption fantasies,

but the only person who'll roger you is your bank manager.

It's a copyright infringement. You'll get a fine.

Hickey said— Hickey is a bigger dick than you are.

Then, according to my sister, everyone is.

Don't talk about her.

You know, it's not my fault she dumped you.

Yeah, I know.

Then why did you go to the cops?

I didn't. They came in here with warrants, they knew about the copying, the Hongs...

It wasn't you?

Whoever did this, they knew everything. Someone really doesn't like you, Loretta.

But I swear, it wasn't me. >