Juwanna Mann

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- Gotta get me some -Fame

Sittin' on top of the world

-Fast money, fast cars -Fame, fame, fame

- Champagne and caviar - Oh, fame

- Oh, gotta get me some -Fame

-Sittin'on top of the world - Oh, fame

-Fast money, fast cars -Fame, fame, fame

Champagne and caviar

I got the flow to make the game zip

Pull up in the spot and in the lane rip

Like a three-point shot the snap of a net when it pops

My game is hot the number-one top official

Everything I rock is presidential

From the watch to the rocks in my ears

Hits like this bang for years so it's nothing to fear Juwanna Mann

Ain't no scars on my face I'm like Pacino The world is mine

Lavish homes, fly rims plus my girl's a dime

Long nights taking flights The famous type

Why tell you who I am You see my name in lights

Give dough to my friends and mama With the Benz and Hummer

Party till the end of summer Even if it's fall still ball

No pain, no gain Bring it to you in the lane No game, no fame

- Oh, fame - Gotta get me some

-Sittin'on top of the world - Oh, fame

-Fast money, fast cars -Fame, fame, fame

- Champagne and caviar - Oh, fame

- Gotta get me some - Oh, fame

Sittin'on top of the world Fast money, fast cars

-Fame, fame, fame - Champagne and caviar

-Fame - Gotta get me some

-Fame -Sittin'on top of the world

-Fame -Fast money, fast cars

-Fame, fame, fame - Champagne and caviar

- Oh, fame - Oh, gotta get me some

-Fame -Sittin'on top of the world

-Fast money, fast cars Champagne and caviar - Oh, fame

You guys know the drill. I got to get ready for the game.

- Damn. -Mr. Jeffiries. Mr.Jeffiries.

Can I please have your autograph?

Yeah. Sure, kid. Ricky.

A stamp?

You're welcome, kid. Stay in school. Be like Jamal.

Another monster dunk by Jam-all. The kid is on fire tonight.

Kenny, that's what I'm talking about.

That six-game suspension did him some good. His mind is right.

Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh!

- Come and get some of this, boy. - What you got, smurf?

What you got, big smurf? Huh? Huh?

Bam! Somebody catch me.

Did I come down on you?

If you had a little bit more game, maybe you wouldn't be crying.

If you were just a little taller. A little bit taller.

Here we go again.

- What's up with that, man? - I'm supposed to let you through?

- Is that five? - Yep.

Here's the problem. That's five fouls on Jam-all. One more, he's done.

That'd set a team record for disqualifications.

- Hearn, get in there for Jeffries. - Ref, I was going for the ball.

You need to watch the game. You're missing a good one.

- Jamal, you out, man. I got you. - I ain't going nowhere.

- Go tap somebody else. - Time out!

Time out!

I was born with it, baby. Don't be jealous. Don't be jealous.

- Jamal, you're out. - What do you mean I'm out?

I'm out? I'm out of what, Coach? What you gonna do, fire me?

I'm the head coach. I call the shots.

Wait. Hold on. You may call the shots, but I'm making all the shots.

Coach, you see that? Look at that scoreboard.

That's me, bro. All me. You may be coach of this damn team, but I am the team.

There isn't a team in this league that wouldn't kill to have a player like me.

- They can have you. - Yeah? And you can have this...

Coach.

Yeah, boo you. You want something to boo about?

Huh? How about this?

- Yeah, boo you too. - Boo!

Yeah, yeah, boo you. Yeah, boo you.

This is the most disgusting display of unsportsmanlike conduct I have ever seen.

How about this?

- Oh, Lord. - Change that to second most.

- Ha! - Oh, my God.

You like it. You like it, don't you, ladies?

How you like me now?

Last night Beat guard Jamal Jeffries...

gave the fans much more than they bargained for...

when he decided to get ready for the showers a little early at the Charlotte Coliseum.

Say hello to my little friend.

How you like me now?

I don't know what the big deal is. We are all born naked.

I like being naked. Don't you like being naked?

J.J., he sort of lost it tonight, but, hey, it happens.

I think we as professional athletes got to be role models to the kids...

because they look up to us in the community.

Yo, Rasheed, you suck.

Well, say it to my face then, chump.

Whatever the league decides to do in this case...

they won't get an argument from us.

The commissioner of basketball will be having a press conference later...

to announce what penalties the league will be imposing.

We were able to get the reaction of Jamal's agent.

I spoke with Jamal earlier today...

and, naturally, he's feeling quite remorseful...

regarding his losing control.

I happen to know, in fact, that at this very moment...

he's quietly reflecting on his inappropriate behavior.

Mmmmmmmmmm.... Ow!

Give it to me. Give it to me.

Whoo!

I love this game, baby!

What's up? What's up in here? Having a good time? Everybody having a good time?

- I ain't groovin' unless I got three booties.

- Throw your hands up. Throw your hands up. - Mm-mm-mm.

Look at that, out there with the three skankateers.

Girl, I don't know how you put up with that.

Honey, all these tricks is dogs.

But if you have to sleep in a doghouse, it might as well look like this one.

True.

Work it! Work it!

Hey, hey, hey! I know you hear the phone!

You see me talkin' business. Get the phone. Go get the phone!

I ain't deaf.

I got to rethink cloning. Uhh!

Yeah!

- Phone call. - What do you want me to do? I'm busy.

Tell 'em I'm not here.

- Sorry, Aunt Ruby, but Jamal can't come to the phone-- - Aunt Ruby?

Out.

Y'all heard me. Out.

Boy, what in the world is the matter with you? Have you lost your mind?

Have you plum lost your mind?

- I was ready to call you-- - Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to you.

- I know, but I'm-- - I said don't interrupt me.

Yes, ma'am.

I'm sitting here last night, watching the game with my girlfriends...

and the next thing I know I'm looking at your naked butt cheeks.

I read the TV guide, Jamal, and nowhere did it say...

that I would see my nephew Jamal's scrawny ass on channel 1 8 at 8:00.

I know, Aunt Ruby, but--

You think you can carry on any ol' way, any ol' how just 'cause you feel like it?

Answer me when I'm talking to you, boy!

- But you just told me not to interrupt. - I don't care what I said.

- - Wait a minute. Is that music I hear over there?

- You having a party? - No. That stupid girl got her TV up.

Are you-- You know what? I'm not gonna raise my blood pressure...

and get upset over this nonsense.

Calm down.

- Yeah, take a deep breath. - Oh, Lord.

They talking about you on television, J.J..

- They talking about me on TV? - Is there an echo on this phone? Yeah!

- Turn it on! I got to go! - Hello?

The league has had enough.

Professional basketball can no longer sit idly by...

and watch its players undermine the integrity of this game.

As of today, Jamal Jeffiries is suspended, indefinitely.

No more questions, please.

Hey, don't worry about all that, y'all.

This is all gonna blow over. You know how it is.

It's just the man trying to hold a brother down. You know how they do it.

Pro basketball needs Jamal Jeffries. This is gonna blow over.

Blow over. Trust me.

No, Friday's no good for me.

No, Friday's no good for me.

You know what? I'm gonna have to call you back.

My client from Chippendale's just showed up.

Yeah, all right. Bye-bye. Hey, Jamal.

What's up, baby? Shoot me straight.

I talked to the Beat about an hour ago and they've dropped your contract.

Well, too bad for the Beat. They can drop all they want.

My stuff is guaranteed. Jamal's contract's guaranteed.

Was guaranteed.

Yeah. There's a little thing in the contract called a morals clause...

and since, well, you don't seem to have any...

the contract becomes null and his trusty sidekick void.

So you the sidekick, right? Then earn your money and get on the horn.

Shop me around to other teams. Come on, Tonto. Let's go.

That's pretty much how I spent my entire day.

Talked to every team, every single team.

Nobody wants you. You know why? You're a head case.

Well, then bump 'em. Bump 'em all. Jamal don't need them.

Send me to Europe. I like foreign women.

And you know, not a bad idea.

Unfortunately, though, it turns out...

they call it the "worldwide web'' for a reason.

- That's your ass. - Forget that.

What about the CBA? What about the Globetrotters?

- I mean, something. - Globetrotters. That'd be fun.

No. Nobody wants you, not even the Clippers.

- I thought you were my friend, Lorne. - See, now, that's a problem.

I'm not your friend. I'm your agent.

I was your agent. That also is null and void.

Wait. What are you saying?

Now you're not gonna be my agent?

Yeah, it's over. I can't be your agent. That's silly.

But I certainly wish you luck. I do.

And here's hoping you invested your money wisely...

- 'cause I don't see any fresh cash coming in any time soon. -Ahh.

Don't even need to hear it. Bling.

Jamal Jeffries's got plenty cash.

So don't you worry about me. Okay? Jamal Jeffries is set, baby. Set.