American Dad!

Aren't you nervous to find out what you got

on the history midterm?

I'm nervous about the time

that Cap'n Crunch box turned me on.

I know I aced the midterm.

I got a smiley.

Ah, there she is.

Gather 'round, boys.

You're about to see my 4.0 face.

Are...you...okay... Steve?

You...don't...look... so...hot.

Why are you talking like that?

Too...much...Zoloft.

And I'm still so...sad.

M-Mr. Herschel, I-I think there's been a mistake.

You put an "F" here on my test

but forgot to add "antastic job, A-plus."

I was just as surprised as you, Steve.

You're usually a big old nerd.

Wait! I see what happened here.

I was one question off on the Scantron sheet.

See? Here, I-I'll just take it again real quick and we --

Look, this vape pen isn't gonna smoke itself behind the gym.

The "F" stands.

F, F, F, F, F, F. F! F!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaah!

Don't worry. Barry know what to do.

Now...it's just gonna take me longer...

to finish freaking out.

Buck up, champ. One bad grade's not the end of the world.

Look at your mother.

She's got a great life, lives in a nice, big house

and she had nothing but D's.

Yeah.

Double D's.

The point is, it was just one little mistake.

You're gonna be fine.

You know what? Maybe you're right.

Of course I'm right.

Now, bring that sweet cinnamon noodle on over here.

It's tousling time.

Come here, you little rascal!

You're a little rascal is what you are.

Get him! Get that little rascal! You scamp!

You're just a rascally little scamp!

You little scamp, you. Oh, he's a scamp is what he is.

Ow! Now get on out of here, you little bastard.

Our greatest fear has come true.

Candyman has escaped the world of the movies

and entered ours?!

Okay. My greatest fear has come true.

Grades are all Steve has.

If he loses that, what'll he have left?

His dead-on Paul Hogan impression?

Sure, it kills now,

but how much longer is that gonna be relevant?

But you said it was no big deal.

I didn't want him to panic.

But what if it wasn't just a mistake?

What if his grades start slipping?

What kind of life will he have?

The world will eat him alive.

Like Candyman?

Yes, Francine, like Candyman.

Steve's always been a soft, sensitive little guy.

And I've always been there to protect him.

And now I have to protect my boy once more --

from failure.

And I need to protect my girls --

from gravity.

Hey, bud. Just popping in.

Oh, how's the schoolwork going?

Pretty good.

I'm working on my new history assignment --

a video presentation on Charles Lindbergh.

"Bachelor," Season 1. Sick!

The first aviator to fly nonstop from New York to Paris?

Oh! Oh, Charles Lindbergh. Sick!

And Roger's helping me out with it.

Gotcha!

Hey, Rog, can you hit "record" on the camera?

I, Charles Augustus Lindbergh, born February 4, 1902,

have just flown my plane, The Spirit of St. Louis,

across the Atlantic Ocean.

It's a good thing Gene Siskel was murdered by pirates,

'cause this would've killed him.

I better step in.

Now, look, this is great, son, but if you really want that "A,"

you're gonna have to go above and beyond --

really dazzle your teacher.

How do I do that? Well, I could help you out.

That'd be great! Roger, do you care if --

I never cared, Steve.

Ah, this is a really hard one.

Yep, nope.

Gotcha!

Men's Ed Hardy "Death or Glory" low-rise sneakers.

Color -- dragon smoke black.

Size -- 14.

Now, all I need...

is a body.

Klaus! What the hell?!

I'm doing a thing in here!

It's my room! W-Why are you even --

Get out!

My room, Klaus!

Out! Aaaaah!

Fine!

What better way to go above and beyond

than to get some sweet aerial footage for your movie?

So I borrowed a drone from work.

Dad, that's a Predator drone!

Eh, a drone's a drone.

I just got in there with my leather man, yanked out the middleman,

tossed them in the "everything" drawer in the kitchen.

No big whoop.

Now, where's that car wash coupon?

Let's start with the scene where I find out

my baby's been kidnapped and --

Actually, I made one other super-cool change

I know you're gonna love.

Steve, meet the new star of your history project --

The Rock...'s friend Vin Diesel --

still, technically, a star.

Uh, we're not actually friends.

Although, we do own a couple Long John Silver's together.

But that's not important.

What's important is,

and I'm gonna make it come true.

You told him I'm a Make-A-Wish kid, didn't you?

Am I that far off, Steve?

What are we doing at the C.I.A.?

Oh, just taking advantage of our...

top-secret soundstage!

This is where we filmed the moon landing,

the JFK assassination,

and Def Jam's "How to be a Player."

Wow! This is gonna be the most epic history project ever!

You bet your ass it is.

Now, wait here. I'm gonna go check on the script changes.

Script changes? What are --

Apple box flyin' in!

Dino, let's put sticks on a half apple

and fly in a couple of C-47s so I can jelly-roll

those Bob Denvers, and put 'em on an apple box.

Hey! You can't touch that!

And you are?

Chuck Deptula, union gaffer,

but everybody calls me "Cheese."

You seem to be a lot more helpful now

than you were the other day.

Now the International Brotherhood of Film Grips,

Session Drummers and Pool Table Repairmen has my back, scab.

That's lunch!

Hmm. This still doesn't feel like a guaranteed "A."

Atlantic Ocean? Pacific's bigger.

Steve's teacher will find that much more impressive.

I think maybe he'll care a little bit more

about historical accuracy.

Uh, If I didn't care about historical accuracy,

would I have stolen the actual Spirit of St. Louis

from the Smithsonian? What?!

The toughest part was convincing the guard I came in with it.

Look, to really impress your teacher,

we gotta make this thing big, exciting, fun.

Wait -- the Lindbergh baby died?!

Huge downer, Steve. Yeah, but --

What if Lindbergh had a buddy, like a-a dog or a monkey,

and the buddy dies instead?

I'm not sure -- You know what? Now I like the buddy.

Maybe Lindbergh brings him back to life

with the power of RC Cola!

We gotta work in some product placement to cover costs.

Dad! This is my project, remember?

Hey, you're still in charge. We're just here to help you.

"We," being DreamSmith Entertainment,

the production company I started

with the money from your college fund.

I'll tell you one thing, Suit --

we've got non-union sound, so the movie's gonna

sound like shit!

Owww!

Oooh!

That's lunch!

Refresh.

Refresh.

Refresh.

Hayley! The shoes are here!

The shoes, the shoes, the shoes, the shoes!

But...it said...

H-How?

You know, there is a 416 South Cherry Street.