The Devil and Holy Water (Il diavolo e l'acquasanta)

THE LICEAL, THE DEVIL AND THE BENTA WATER

Production

Realization

PARADISE COME AND GO

Comendador.

- Commander. - Let me see in peace!

Good dancer, isn't she?

He sings, dances, knows how to move, he really lacks nothing.

Not even good references.

Commander, this girl has many things inside her.

And on the outside too.

The useful joins the pleasant. Here I taste, at home how.

- At home? - Yes at home.

This is the complete meal.

At home ... big pig. And even convinced.

- Very well, Luna. Angry. - Good, Luna. Good!

- Luna! - Yes?

Get ready, you have to go to the commander's house,

for an interview for two.

Please come in. The Commander is waiting for you.

- Commander, have a visitor. - Did you send for me?

- Are you Luna? - Yes, I am.

- Very well, Luna. You really have a way. - Thank you, Commander.

I want to give you the role of protagonist.

If you're good with the rest.

- Rest? What rest? - I'll explain.

- Hurry, at 5 am there's the gargling. - Dispatch in an instant.

- So you haven't lost your way yet? - No way.

I see, you want me to undress you.

- It does better than gargling! - You're crazy!

No, I am chaste and so I want to stay until the wedding.

Okay, well, you're going to paradise, but you're not making a career.

I'm spraying myself! I prefer to go to paradise.

Fool! Paradise does not exist.

Excuse me. Where does the seal for the wings pay?

- First door on the left. - Thank you.

Paraiso - Legion Guardian Angels XIl

The Holy Virgin?

Ah, there are references to the Holy Virgin.

Do not worry. We have already dealt with the matter.

A guardian angel. Do not worry. Greetings to your Excellency.

- Sub-boss. - At your service!

Get yourself a guardian angel.

A guardian angel is not easy. This is the actual staff.

These are on duty, these are low.

They were appointed as an escort for the saints.

There are no saints that serve us. Get yourself a guardian angel.

It's easy to say ... Ah! There was one!

- It's just a little ... - Is it geek?

No, geek is not, but anyway.

- So, conductor? - Yeah.

Yes, today we are going to try

Gregorian chant nº 6,

Opera K2 in Lá bemol! Major:

"Qui domina venia pargulos".

One two three four.

What is it? This is a regret. Do you call that singing?

Maestro, these Gregorian chants are really dry.

- Dry? It is sacred music. - It will be sacred, but it is a drought.

Can we do something more modern?

It's ok. We try to do something with more rhythm.

But without making a sound, unless Saint Peter sends us away.

- Hurry up! - This São Pedro is a drought too.

One two three four.

I like it more than the mazurka.

- What a wonderful dance. - Are you crazy? Little joke.

I apologize.

Ciclamino, what are you doing ?!

Not the wings, I have vertigo.

Can't I ride with someone?

Who, the superman S. Petrónio?

Flights are suspended until the UFO issue is clarified.

- You fly with your wings. - Communicate with us through this.

Get ready to leave.

You have to arrive before she changes her mind.

- Who she? - Read the instructions in the suitcase.

My God! Mamma mia!

The wings do not open!

Ciclamino, don't worry, they never open!

You have no reason to sing.

20 years old, you're 20 years old, honey, you're getting old.

And you're still nobody.

Three months of home rent to pay, Monday, the installment of the motorcycle.

You haven't had a full meal in a week.

When there is an opportunity, you are weird.

The problem is that you have too many scruples.

Go down to earth and stop dreaming.

Our Lady, I know I promised, but you also promised to help me.

Tell me what should I do? Go on, tell me what to do!

Are you talking to me?

- What did you say? - Are you talking to me?

- No, I was talking to Our Lady. - With Our Lady?

Anyway.

I know what I have to do.

Commander?

- I'm Luna, the girl from yesterday. - Casfa.

I changed my mind. I renounce paradise in exchange for such a role.

- But it needs to be fast. - Yes. Can it be at your house? See you soon.

What is this?

Where did you enter? What clothes is that?

26 Seara Street, door 12. Is it here or not?

The address is right but it is not the time for an assault.

I am not a thief. I'm Ciclamino, your guardian angel.

Are you? And I'm Santa Rita de Cássia.

Seriously? I've wanted to meet you for a long time. Much pleasure.

Go!

I don't know who gave you the information, but it's wrong.

So get out where you came in!

- Not! I can break my head! - Well, if I push you, I'll leave you all.

Do you want to tell me how you got in ?!

- Madam! - Are you talking to Our Lady?

No, it's up to you.

- Did this stop by your house? - Who?

This one next to me.

- I don't see anyone. - This one with the wings.

Wings ?!

Are you drunk in the morning? Leave me alone or I'll call the priest!

Can I know how you got in?

I told you I'm an angel, she doesn't see me, only you can see me.

The old woman doesn't count, it doesn't hit well!

By the way of knocking, isn't it the bell?

I don't throw you out the window, but you stay here dumb and falling,

because if I don't rip your wings off and force you to eat them!

Open it.

The girl has lived in this house for 3 months

and has not yet paid the rent.

I'm fed up,

or you pay me or tonight ...

What's going on? What is all this water?

- Is nothing. - Get out of the way, I want to see.

- Broken glass, everything flooded. - Let me explain.

All this water on the floor, the dryer on,

can cause a short circuit.

It's a criminal! An irresponsible one.

Listen, I don't want you to stay in this house!

You don't pay my rent and you destroy the whole house!

I'll send you away.

You really have to get out of this house tonight.

Tonight!

Tonight, if you will,

I will prepare a meal for you myself.

Don't tell me you don't.

It is not right for such a beautiful girl to

eat in restaurants, to end her stomach.

With income do not worry. Pay when you can.

What a dear, what a lovely tenant.

- Ask him for some money. - Shut up!

If you need money, feel free.

I give you half.

- All! - Yes, everything is better.

If you need more, feel free, will you?

Goodbye dear.

Now you are going to say who you are. Are you a hypnotist?

- Why do you want to help me? - Because I'm your guardian angel.

Again the same story.

- What is your name? - Cyclamine.

Listen, Ciclamino.

- Cyclamine. You have a beautiful name. - Luna is also a beautiful name.

Very well. Now I have a very important meeting, I have to go.

I'll go with you. I have to protect you.

You can't come. It's a delicate encounter, I can't take you.

It's like it's not there. Nobody sees me, only you.

It's ok. Now you see that I have to undress. If not, I'm late.

- Tighten less, I have to breathe. - Excuse.

Linda, don't you get bored alone?

- Come here. - I'm all yours.

Feminist! If I catch you, you'll see!

Look at this! And now?

So stop at the traffic light? It's stalling traffic. Get out of here.

As? With square tires?

Go back to the joiner and ask for round tires.

- Commander. - Did the plumber arrive?

- No, the girl I was waiting for arrived. - Very well, whatever.

You were quick. It has to be quick because the plumber is coming.

I'll look for the contact.

I hope you come. We ran out of water, I had to wash myself with beer.

If this also broke, I have to call the locksmith. I hope you come.

This is the contract, read, undress and sign.

You have to be quick, I can't keep the plumber waiting when I arrive.

There is also classical music here.

- Have you changed the disc? - So it seems.

- Did you change the record? - No.

Do you want to see that this also doesn't work?

I have to call for assistance. I wish they were quick.

I'm ready, but first I have to sign the contract.

- Don't you? - No.

You do well.

- And then you won't leave me hanging? - I swear to paradise.

Undress yourself. After the plumber comes the electrician,

the carpenter and the glazier, if nothing else happens.

Luna, I read the instructions.

I must prevent you from giving in to this man's flattery, let's go.

- Why do you undress? - To yield to man's flattery.

You come with me!

For. He signed and I swore to heaven.

Are you an angel and urge sacrilege?

What is it, Ciclamino? And your mission?

What do I do, boss? I can't convince you.

Move, asshole! Have an idea!

At your command, boss! But what do I do?