Litter To Glitter (Youth Inn / Ran Shao Ba Fei Chai / Qing Chun Ke Zhan / 燃烧吧废柴)

Three, two, one!

What happened here?

Obviously,

Ms. Chen and her crew filmed here.

A crime TV show.

Based on the set,

it's a crime scene.

I'm thirsty.

Have some beer.

Stop saying that word.

You're making me...

sick.

Those people

filmed in our inn

and made a mess.

They didn't clean it up

or pay us. What were they thinking?

How could they do this?

They're used to taking advantage of us.

Why is there a chicken at the crime scene?

It's the eyewitness.

Are you nuts?

Absolutely!

What the hell are you doing?

Washing my hair.

Somehow the water was cut off again

before I finished.

That's nothing new.

It's the pipe again.

I'll go fix it.

Who got this pizza?

Can you fix it or not?

It's been half an hour.

He's not working on the pipe

but probably praying for water.

Stop arguing!

I know what's wrong.

Me too.

We haven't paid three months' water bills

and got shut off.

Gosh, that's a lot!

You bet. It's commercial water.

We couldn't even afford water

but you squandered money on drinks yesterday?

He got dumped by Anqi.

I didn't.

She didn't mean it.

She hasn't seen you for a month.

Is that a new game she invented?

It's all your fault, Yuan Zhijie!

Why didn't you pay the bills?

Aren't you in charge of our money?

I am,

but where's the money?

You're to blame!

Hu Yanzu, you're the cleaner.

What did you do?

Why bother cleaning this place?

We got no guests.

No one came

because you didn't do your job!

Come on, Fang Tianyi! You're the boss!

You suck at management.

That's why we have no guests.

No guests, no service.

Hu Yanzu, watch your tone!

Is that how you speak to your boss?

You're terrible!

What's that attitude?

You didn't teach me anything!

Are you blaming me? I...

- He's shushing you! - It's you!

I'm shushing both of you!

Listen.

What's that?

A baby, I guess.

So cute!

How chubby she is!

Don't touch her.

We don't know whose baby is this.

Some guest must've left her here.

No way!

Our last guest came five months ago.

She's about that age.

Use your head for once!

How could a baby

take care of herself for five months?

We're almost 30 and we can barely do that.

Where's her parents?

Fang Tianyi.

Fang Tianyi.

What's up, Qiang?

Nothing special. It's just that

one of our A-listers

is taking a nap at your place.

Be quiet. Don't wake the kid up.

OK. That's it.

Gotta go and be a corpse.

Hold on, man.

Which A-lister?

That baby.

That baby?

You're doing this again!

That you use our place

as a free hotel room.

But this time, it's too...

Just do me a favor.

Listen,

if that kid is unhappy, we'll be doomed.

Gotta run. Filming is about to begin.

Can't be late for death.

Hey, Qiang...

Don't break my blood pack.

Watch it!

I...

That little one is an A-lister?

Impressive!

Qiang also warned us

not to upset her.

She's crying.

Is there any way to make her stop?

A fat cheque?

Is she uncomfortable and crying nonstop?

What's that smell?

I smelled nothing.

Nothing?

There are diapers in the bag.

Go get it!

Here you are.

Take this.

Why?

Aren't you the cleaner?

Get rid of this trash.

You're the money boy.

That pile of gold is your business.

What are you numbnuts waiting for?

It stinks! Get it out now!

- Go. - Yeah.

Yeah.

It smells!

Yeah.

Tianyi hates that smell the most.

Is it dry or wet waste?

Whatever! Just throw it in the bin.

I need wet wipes.

Wet...

Yanzu, Zhijie, you jerks!

Come back!

I need wet wipes!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Be good.

You're finally quiet, Missy.

Where are you guys going?

I got a gig, a big one,

and I'll get paid today.

Then we can pay the water bills.

Feel free to wash your hair tonight. It's on me.

What about you?

I'm hired to write a script.

Shower is on you.

Aren't you cheap?

Wait, hold on.

So you think you're busy but I'm not, yeah?

Correct.

Wasn't your production canceled?

No, it was postponed.

So you're free now.

Wait,

if you leave, who will babysit her?

She's in your arms. You tell me.

You should be honored.

Stop.

Look, she's crying again.

I've been holding her all day.

My back is sore!

What did you do? Do that again!

Clearly, you have a gift!

She's growing on you.

You don't need us.

Whoever saw his posture

would call him a loving father.

See you, father.

Hey...

Come back.

Later, dad.

Duty calls.

Hu Yanzu, what are you doing up there?

Mr. Wang, I've come up with