The first 200 lines.
Move, I'll drive.
OK, OK.
I'll drive this.
Don't mess with me.
I'll drive this.
Hello, baby.
Congratulations on your purchase of a
universal dynamics robot.
I am Rosam 7134.
And Rosam always completes its task.
Just ask.
Just ask.
Processing.
Ready to receive my first task.
Rotten 7134 is
available for task assignment.
Rotten robots come standing
with the Alpha 113 Dimensional Processor.
If you're unsure about how I can assist,
try asking me about myself.
Excuse me.
Did you know I can
assist in grocery shopping?
Thank you.
Landscaping.
Hello, did you perhaps
order a Rotten Helper robot?
Is that enough?
Here's a free sticker.
Scam the code and
receive 10% off of your--
Do you need assistance?
I see your problem.
Rotten's a program for
instant physical mimicry.
So I--
Aggression detected.
Communication package includes packages
of product resolution.
Your dialect is not in my database.
Tell your people not to worry.
Rotten's 7134 will sort
out this language barrier
in no time.
Activating learning mode.
Check it out, quick, quick, quick.
Somebody died over here.
Let me see, let me see.
Who was it?
Anybody we know.
Fresh or not fresh?
Smells pretty good.
And he's terrible.
Oh, he's awake.
Look, that's the kind
of destroyed my dad.
Yikes.
I think he's gonna talk.
Thank you for your
patience while I decipher
your language.
I am Rotten 7134,
ready to enhance your life
with integrated
multi-phase task accomplishment.
Are you here to kill us?
Negative, I am here to help with whatever
turns you--
Dad, no!
It's death.
Oh, thank goodness.
A monster!
Did anyone order me?
Anyone?
Delivery unsuccessful.
Return to factory.
Activating return transmitter.
Three, two, one.
Activating return transmitter.
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
One.
Wait, stop!
No!
No, no, no, no, no.
Again!
May I confirm that is yours?
Here you go, take it.
Come on!
No!
What's this task accomplished
to your satisfaction?
On a scale of one to 10,
where 10 is most
satisfied than one is least,
how would you rate my performance?
I will register that as a 10.
Returning to factory.
Signal strength, weak.
Seeking higher ground.
Do you require shelter?
Perhaps tips for
planning your next vacation.
Oh!
I do not understand this response.
Signal acquired.
Three, two, one.
Mom, I feel good.
If I'm bad, I'm taking you out with me.
Mom told you not to
eat grasshoppers, dummy.
Petunia's been in front all day.
The prettiest possum
always rides in front,
trying to be pretty with
my tail jambed in your eye.
Bart, stop shivering your
tail in your sister's eye.
I'm rope, Bart bit with lass litter.
Are you sure?
Who are all of you?
Go away.
What are your children?
Eggs, except for him.
This is what I get for taking a walk.
Where's your mommy, little guy?
The monster!
You gotta die faster.
Meningitis takes a while,
but then you pet babies.
Sputaneous combustion.
Night cream salad.
Sepsis.
Hey, I'm pea sepsis!
None of you are doing it right.
We talked about this.
Dead things don't have to
explain why they're dead.
Now we're gonna get killed for real.
Sorry, Mom. Sorry.
Sorry.
Why are we killing it?
Good question.
Nice knowing you all.
All right, it's okay, it's okay.
Hey, you in there?
I'm pigtail, tall.
Okay, hello.
This gosling is yours.
Negative, that gosling
stops me, and it's annoying.
And makes simple tasks more
complicated or impossible.
Yeah, they do that.
Gosling's in print on
the first thing they see.
Which would be you?
Congratulations.
As far as he's
concerned, you're his mother now.
I do not have the
programming to be a mother.
No one does.
We just make it up.
Without an assigned task,
my next priority is to return to factory.
Taking care of him is your task now.
Task acquired.
Return mode delayed.
A rosum always completes its task.
You're lucky you just have
one as a mother of seven.
Six, babies.
It's a full-time thing,
but it's not all that.
Just mostly bad.
Do you have any information
on how to take care of this unit?
They all need to eat,
but yours needs to swim and fly.
Oh, fly by fall?
He's gotta leave this
island before winter, or...
How do I put this dog in me?
Yeah, that.
Eat, swim, fly by fall, or...
Ew!
Patience is the key.
It's okay, Mom.
I'm alive.
Oh, yay.
Well, good luck.
Goodbye.
We like your new baby.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Eat, swim, fly by fall.
Eat.
Swim.
Hey, keep your trash out of my phone.
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