Cthulhu Mansion (La mansión de los Cthulhu)

We are now on a long journey.

A journey of no return.

A journey into the shadows of the unknown.

The dark side of life.

Into unknown dimensions.

Our guide on this journey into the mysteries beyond

is Lenore, capable of seeing what no one has ever seen.

Her supernatural powers shall guide us.

Lenore, Lenore, you are now entering the world beyond.

Tell us.

Tell us what do you see.

I see a beautiful white light.

I want to go towards the light.

It's so beautiful.

I feel it drawing me to...

Help.

Help.

Chandu, help.

Free yourself.

Go towards the light.

Go towards the light.

Do not be afraid.

Go towards the light.

- Man, I've saw a lot of shit in my time, Hawk,

but this is the weirdest place I ever moved though.

- Yeah and so far all you've done is jerk me off, Eddie.

Mellow out, man.

Don't forget, it ain't yours.

I just like to sell it to you.

So, be nice. - You want nice?

Join the fuckin' Girl Scouts.

Can you show me the snow or I blow.

You dig?

Hey.

Hey, give me that back.

- You don't need both of 'em, babe.

Trust me.

You're getting piggy.

- How many times have I told you, Billy?

You gotta open your mouth first.

What is taking Hawk so long?

- Well, maybe he's laying one of the vampires.

- Hey, Hawk told us to hang here.

You know something?

I'm getting tired of her treating me

like I'm stir fried in shit.

It's clean, but-

But nothing.

The snow is Killer and you know it.

Now, how much you want, con man?

All of it.

"All of it" the man says.

This shit's worth over 10 grand on street, man.

Where are you and your little riffraff hoodlums

gonna score green like that, huh?

- From switchblade bank, asshole.

And here's the first payment.

Hawk, what is going on?

Where's Eddie?

I told you to stay with Billy.

What did you do?

Fucker pulled a knife on me.

What did you do?

Nothin'!

We're getting outta here.

- And now, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce

my charming, my beautiful assistant, Lisa.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, I must ask for absolute silence

during this extremely dangerous performance.

Get out.

Let me guess, you accidentally lost your keys?

Yeah, how'd you know?

- 'Cause that's what the last guy said

that I caught jacking a car.

But it's true, I swear.

It's my old man's.

Okay, son.

Put your hands on the car.

Spread your legs.

- Jeez, man, I knew you'd screw it up.

- Sorry, I, I couldn't get the car wired.

- No, dickhead, sorry is what you're gonna be

if you don't hot wire a car like you bragged.

Give him a break, Hawk.

- Look, Eva, if little bro here can't hack it,

he can just crawl back to mama.

- Mama left a long time ago, remember?

I'm his family, so quit riding him so goddamn hard.

Come on, Hawk.

I got the car running.

Billy, get 'em.

Shit, that's enough.

Let's go!

I don't think I can walk.

- Who asked you to think, asshole?

I'll do the thinking around here.

Through here.

Shit.

Pigs everywhere.

Now what?

- Now we get Chris to a hospital.

- That would give us away for sure.

And what are we gonna do,

tell 'em he had a shaving accident?

We can't just leave him here.

Shit, we ought to.

But since I know you'll bitch my ear off...

Shut up or I'll really give you something to scream about.

- We'll never make it outta here.

Don't sweat it.

I'll get us out.

- Well, they stabbed the poor guy three times.

How'd you find out?

- 'Cause after they stabbed him they threw him

across the tracks and of course the alarm went off.

Didn't you hear?

Some guy got killed in the haunted house ride.

- And they think the ones that did are still in the park.

- Looks like Graham almost got 'em in the parking lot, but-

- They practically kicked his brains out.

They just took him to the hospital in real bad shape.

- Anyway, tell Chandu it's gonna be

slow getting outta the park tonight.

We're gonna check everyday.

Man, I'm gonna catch hell.

My old lady'll never believe this one.

Oh.

Daddy?

Yes, my dear?

- Well, I guess I did all right tonight

all things considered.

You were marvelous, marvelous,

as if you'd never been away.

Well, almost never.

My costume fits a little tighter than it used to.

What's wrong?

Are you okay? - Oh, yes, I'm fine, fine.

Just um, a little tired that's all.

Something's wrong isn't it?

- No, no, what, whatever makes you ask that?

- Well, ever since I've been home I've had the feeling

that you've been hiding something from me.

Daddy, are you ill?

Oh, no, no.

No, it's just that well,

I suppose my heart's not in this anymore.

Come, come on, let's go.

Come on.

- See anything? - Not a goddamn thing.

That-a way.

- You know, I've been thinking maybe I'd like

to stay on for a few more weeks.

- Of course, my dear, of course you are more than welcome.

You know that.

What in heaven's name?

- Move and I blow her brains out.