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- Thank you. - Take care.
Have a nice trip.
Hi.
High-test, please.
- Fill it? - Yeah.
How far is Parkhill Lane from here?
It's about a half-mile down the road.
You got it? All right.
Aw, you missed.
Playing it safe, huh?
Are you ready for this one?
Aw, missed. You're not gonna tell me you got that.
- It's good. Go ahead. - Oh, man.
You don't even know how to play the game.
There it is. I have to show you everything.
Feels good to stretch my legs.
I've been driving for three straight hours.
You came to a nice place.
l’ve rented a summer house here right by the edge of the river.
Never even seen it before.
- Bet you're gonna like it here. - I intend to.
In fact, I bet you're gonna like it so well you stay year round.
Oh no. Just for the summer.
Yeah?
You're gonna be owing me your life's savings?
l’ll tell you what, l’ll let you go first this time.
I got the game.
That'll be $5.20.
Come on, let's play another game.
- All right? - All right.
- Start all over. - No pushing. Fair game, okay?
- Okay, five and 20. - Thanks.
- Have a nice summer. - I will. You too.
Okay.
Your order, ma'am.
Hi. I thought you'd never find the place.
l’ve been here before.
- Oh yeah? - Yep.
I delivered to the tenant here last summer.
I know this whole area like them squirrels here.
How much do I owe you?
$11.25.
Where I come from,
people aren't that enthusiastic about their place.
Where's that? New York City?
Mm-hmm.
- You come from an evil place. - You don't say.
Here's a tip from an evil New Yorker.
I never got a tip like that before.
- What's your name? - Matthew Lucas.
- What's yours? - Jennifer.
You can call me Jenny.
Hi, Jenny. Do you live here alone?
All alone with Mary Selby.
Mary? Mary.. is she in there?
Mary's right here.
She's a fictional name.
She's the leading character in a story l’m going to write here.
- Oh, are you a writer? - Mm-hmm.
And you're gonna write a book here?
My first novel.
I've written many short stories.
You must be famous. What's your last name?
Hills. It's okay if you've never heard of me.
All my stories were published in women's magazines.
I don't read 'em.
- Here. - Thanks.
You got a boyfriend?
I have many boyfriends.
- Could I be your friend? - Sure.
Any time you need me,
you just call me and l’ll be here super fast.
- Bye. - Bye, Matthew.
Watch out!
Hey, look who's coming.
Hey, guys. There's a new chick on the Housatonic.
Yeah, she stopped here this morning.
I saw her tits. I really did.
- Shit. - Yeah?
Do you guys wanna go to the movies?
l’ve seen what's playing twice.
- Bowling? - Yeah, boring.
Do you have anything better to offer?
Come on.
Come on, let's go.
What do you wanna do Saturday night?
Shit, what is it?
Goddamn different.
Want to get some beer?
l’ve probably got $3.
Whoo! I got another one. I got another one.
Shut up, will you? You're gonna scare 'em away.
- You're gonna scare 'em away. - Bring the pail, Matthew.
Where the fuck is Matthew?
He's taking a shit.
You feeling good, Matthew baby?
- Yeah. - Almost like a fucking sensation, eh?
He can't tell the difference.
Stop it. I can't finish like that.
You know,
sometimes I look at these
gorgeous-looking chicks,
I mean, the ones that look like real knockouts-
sexy and all-
and I wonder-
I wonder if they gotta take a shit too.
Hey, all women shit. Women are full of shit.
Not my mother.
- My sister is. - Oh man, cut out the shit talk.
I got another one. I got another one. Yo!
Stanley, can I have one fish?
God damn it, Matthew,
can't you just shit quietly?
Don't yell at me, Stanley.
I don't like when people yell at me for no reason at all.
Scoop some and stuff it in your mouth.
You're very rude, Stanley.
"You're very rude, Stanley. "
Sounds like a fucking virgin.
He is.
Yeah, but he's not gonna stay one for long.
We're gonna fix him up with a broad.
Hey, Matthew, what do you say?
You're interrupting my concentration.
A broad, Matthew, a broad.
- Broads don't turn him on. - Yes, they do.
But not all broads. Only the special ones.
What's a special broad, Matthew?
Miss Hills. Miss Hills is special.
Who in the fuck is he talking- Miss Hills?
He means that broad from New York.
Aw, he got a peek at her tits
and already she's special.
She's special. She also gave me a dollar for a tip.
New York broads are all loaded, Matthew.
Yeah, they fuck around a lot.
One day l’m gonna go to New York and fuck all the broads there.
l’m gonna do the same in California.
Why California?
Sunset Strip is just swarming
with chicks looking to get laid.
He wants to go to Hollywood and become another movie star.
Another Robert Redford.
There's only one Robert Redford.
Did I say I wanna be Robert Redford?
Hey, Greenwich Village is where you want to go, man.
I mean, chicks come from all over the country
and they go to the Village for one reason.
And that's to get laid.
"Chapter 8.. page one.
Finally,
after weeks of self-doubt
and much deliberation,
she embarked
on a temporary
leave of absence
from everything...
that...
that... "
"... formed
the fabric
of her life-
the big city...
her job, her friends-"
Whoo!
Hello there!
- Hey! - Hey, hello!
Hiya there.
"Her hectic
daily schedule,
restless days
and sleepless nights... "
Go left! Go left!
What are you guys doing?
Hold it, Stanley.
Look what we got here.
Stop it, you jerk!
You maniacs!
Bastards!
Bastards!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Bastards!
Look at her!
Whoo! Come on!
Andy, watch your head.
- Whoo! Look at this ass. - Come on, baby.
Come this way.
Whoa! She's a wild one.
Over here, come here.
Ooh, l’m in love.
Aw, pretty lady, let me help you up.
We got her now!
- Bastards! - Whoa!
Hey, Andy, Stanley, come here.
- Stop it! - Grab her arm.
Stop it!
The broad's all yours. Come on.
Come on!
Not now. Not now.
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