Running Shaadi (रनिंग शादी)

Quick-fix.

In Punjab, there's a quick-fix for every problem.

Coming to the problem...

The biggest problem amongst youngsters these days

is getting married according to their will.

But there's a quick-fix for that too.

A website... and it's called Running Shaadi.

Love marriage only lasts for a couple of months.

Soon after they get fed up, file for divorce.

It's not advisable.

It's spoiling the society.

Parents always do the right thing.

It's upsetting the apple cart.

No, no. Running away and getting married isn't right.

Why would anyone want to run away and get married?

Because their parents aren't allowing them

or there are problems in the society,

like caste and creed problems.

So I feel Running Shaadi is a good thing.

At least they understand our problems.

Parents will never agree.

So, we'll have to run away and get married.

If someone wants to run away, they will run away.

So why not do it in a systematic way.

This is exactly why Running Shaadi was created.

It's a great site.

I'll use it if I have to.

Have you lost your mind?

Don't you understand what I am trying to say?

Don't worry about the price, madam. We'll give you a good deal.

Just choose one.

Their entire wedding was ruined!

The driver didn't know the way.

Nimmi, come here.

What kind of skirt are you wearing?

Is this the way to go to school?

-Chotu. -Yes.

Take her to the tailor

and ask him to stitch a longer skirt for her.

Yes.

Uncle is in a really bad mood today.

He even gave a hard time to Tanny brother.

What's wrong with you?

That Jobanmeet Bajaj.

Did he tease you?

He proposed to me on Valentine's Day.

I went on a date with him.

I...

-I missed my period. -Cover it up in the tuitions.

We had sex!

You're still too young to be doing that.

-But I-- -You're still in school!

Listen...

Listen, please...

If my father finds out, I'll get in big trouble.

Please do something. Please.

What?

We're supposed to go play a match on behalf of the school.

We leave in the morning and come back the next day.

How many weeks has it been?

Ten.

I don't understand, what do you boys have against condoms!

There's something.

Because the winds have changed

There's something

Because I can feel a restlessness

So Nimmi, which course did you finally choose?

English Honors. It's got the most amazing crowd.

Life is smiling

The paths are tranquil

The dawn and dusk Are meeting over the horizon

Something's definitely special

Get down here. I'll go from here.

-I'll drop you. -No, only students are allowed inside.

Please stay, don't go

Don't let me spend my evenings alone

Please stay, don't go

Don't let me spend my evenings alone

What is life trying to convey?

These moments are going away

My desires are scattered

And I'm trying to count my blessings

You're obsessed.

You keep calling me every minute.

When I call, you goddamned pick up.

What do you want from me?

-You want me to sit on your lap all day? -I...

Don't I have friends, don't I have a life?

-I just want to know who I am. -What?

-Exactly, who am I? -What?

-Yes, what? -Let me tell you what you are.

You're an illiterate idiot, that's what you are.

I think we should remain just friends.

That we already are.

Fine, then let's stay that way.

Fine!

-Kartar. -Yes, brother.

Did you deliver Mrs. Dhillon's order?

It's ready.

-Are you okay? -Absolutely fine.

-It's my birthday tomorrow. -I know.

Dad's throwing a party at Kings Retreat tomorrow.

I know.

Are you coming?

Are you asking me or inviting me?

It's an invitation.

You must come. I'll be waiting for you.

-Chotu. -Uncle.

Where were you?

There's so much to do.

Hey, mister, you wanted sauce and ajinamoto, didn't you?

Chotu...

I don't know what I was thinking.

I forgot to pickup the cake.

Excuse me, we had ordered for a cake.

-Is this the one? -Yes, that's the one.

The catering guys didn't arrange for ice.

Uncle's screwing me for the goof-up.

Nimmi.

Happy birthday.

-Finally, you found time to come. -I... I...

Nimmi, come on, it's your birthday party.

What are you doing?

-Just a minute, I'll-- -Everyone's waiting.

What's wrong with you? Come on.

Yes?

-Greetings, uncle. -What is the matter?

Remember that girl from Patna you spoke to me about.

-If she's still interested... -Then?

It's a yes from me.

I'm hanging up now, talk to you later. Bye.

Why are you calling me?

You guys mess up everything and I have to face the music!

Mrs. Dhillon's been calling me.

This is not my job, get it?

Do you know to do your job or not? What the hell are you doing out there?

Stop arguing and hang up.

The embroidery is just pathetic.

Even the delivery isn't on time.

This isn't the first time we got it done from you.

Your earlier work was impeccable. What happened now?

It's such a shabby job!

This is not even wearable.

I'll call Ratni.

How much is it going to be?

You guys don't do your job and I get blamed for it!

Call the guy and tell him to take his stuff back.

-What is this? -You tell me uncle what's going on here.

You appointed a stupid supervisor for quality control.

And cheap workers at half the rate

are not doing their job.

The order was bound to get rejected.

How did the order get rejected?

Were you sleeping?

This is your responsibility.

What are you saying, uncle? What responsibility?

Even you know that you do what you like.

What are you saying?

There's no planning at all. No one knows what to do.

I wonder how you're still in business.

-Nothing is happening. -What planning--

You couldn't even organize a birthday party properly.

-Birthday party? -Of course.

What about the birthday party?

-Why not? -What was the problem in the party?

What was your plan?

You employed a stupid caterer only to save a few bucks.

It was your daughter's birthday after all.

You could've celebrated grandly by spending a bit more.

But you had to be such a miser.

Everything was fine. Everyone enjoyed.

You guys were enjoying,

because I was slogging like a donkey until midnight.

Get it. It was 1:00 a.m.

I brought the slab of ice at 1:00 a.m. while you were drunk and dancing.

If I don't enjoy, then who else will? You?

Just because I give you a little credit,

you think you're my boss now.

If I hadn't picked you up from the streets,

then you would've been out slogging driving a rickshaw.

Get back to your work.

I said go.

We'll discuss this at lunch-time, there are customers now--

Shut up!

I said go.

If Singh 'N' Singh can do without me,

then even I can do without Singh 'N' Singh.

Then do it.

After working hard for so long,

he says drive a rickshaw.

Did I come here to drive a rickshaw?

Whatever happened was for your own good.

What was good about it?

What could you have possibly achieved in Singh 'N' Singh?

You think he would've made you his son-in-law?

You were treating them more like family.

This is exactly why I asked you to join me two years ago.

But you were so loyal to him.

"They're like family."

Now you've to pay.