My Coach (Talum Rak Talum Ball / ตะลุมรัก ตะลุมบอล)

What was that for, Auntie?

What are you going to do?

You must be old and far-sighted.

That's why you keep missing.

Fine.

You missed again.

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

Missed me.

I got you.

Is this how you want to do it?

Jon.

Who would have thought that a girl who'd met countless men

from around the world like me

would find the perfect guy

in this small and rural area called "Talumphuk Cape"?

I've been obsessed with soccer since I was a little girl.

But soccer isn't the only thing I'm into.

I've also got a thing for soccer players.

I have a huge crush on Steven Gerrard.

I was such a huge fan that I managed to get a scholarship in Liverpool.

Funny enough, when I was a student in Thailand,

I didn't even bother coming to class.

You are here to study, not flirt with boys.

I can study and flirt with boys at the same time.

Whatever.

Oh no.

I'm running late for class.

You should go.

Hello.

I ended up dating all these boys during my two years in the UK.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

It's finally over. - I'm starving.

Yes!

She keeps staring at him.

She doesn't even care that we are starving to death.

Look at her go.

She wants him so badly

that she's using her ultimate move.

Of course she is.

That move gets her the guy every single time.

Hey, you've got the body and know how to play soccer.

Why don't you join them? You might get yourself a few guys.

Get me one too.

No way. I'll be all tired and sweaty.

Also, I'm not her.

She doesn't understand the meaning

of a "long-derm" relationship.

"Long-derm"? That made no sense.

What language were you speaking?

It's pronounced "long-term relationship".

Exactly.

Someone like Jen

doesn't know what that is.

She can't even spell that word,

let alone pronounce it.

I don't think we'll get to eat today.

She's going to swallow him whole.

Wait a second.

What is it?

I'm starving too. I'll talk to you later.

You are probably wondering

how I ended up at Talumphuk Cape

when my life seemed to be going well.

Here's the thing.

I'm very unlucky.

Many unfortunate events happened to me. The first event was...

I don't see many girls passionate about soccer.

And your transcript from the UK

is extremely impressive.

However, I can't give you

the head coach position

since something seems to be missing.

I see.

I understand if you are referring to my work experience.

I can start off as an assistant coach.

I'm afraid work experience isn't the only factor

you are lacking.

This is a soccer club for men.

We don't know whether you can manage

to keep a group of men under your control.

Nevertheless, you are a beautiful and smart soccer expert.

That is why I'd like to offer you

the club's ambassador position instead.

Excuse me.

The world has become so advanced that a robot can probably coach.

So why can't a woman be a coach?

It's unbelievable how backward some people can be.

This meeting is over.

The second unfortunate event

was the wedding.

Jenna?

What?

Well, the wedding of the second last single girl in our gang.

She's a bride. - Her name's Muaylek.

She's our bride today.

Be careful with it.

It's pretty. - Yes.

Make sure it's even.

All right.

Wow, you look beautiful. - I do, don't I?

You do.

Gosh, no one waited for me.

Hold on.

You didn't bring a date?

No, everyone's busy.

Yet they always find the time to sleep with you.

This is what happens

when you aim for quantity, not quality.

Dang.

Now, watch and learn.

Please excuse me. I look too pretty today to be with you girls.

Whatever. - See you later.

See you. - Aren't you a bridesmaid too?

Seriously, she ditched the bride without thinking twice about it.

That's her, all right.

Let's go.

We need to get ready.

Look at you.

Spin me.

Wait a minute.

Jen.

What's wrong?

Muay, I'm sorry.

Why are you crying?

Congratulations, I wish you a happy married life.

Thank you. I want you to be happy too. Don't cry.

Don't cry.

Wow.

Hey.

I have something to tell you.

What is it?

Are you pregnant?

Oh my gosh. Jenna, why didn't you use a condom?

What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not pregnant.

You were so loud.

Listen.

I thought about it.

I think I'm ready to be exclusive with someone.

Get out.

What on earth? - Get out!

Stop. What the... - Don't you possess my friend.

Get out. - Stop it.

You were complaining back when I was loose.

Now that I want to stop being loose, you are still complaining.

What do you want from me?

I don't believe you one bit.

You just feel down because all of our friends are married.

It's okay. The feeling will pass.

Plus, you still have me.

I'll be single with you.

My boyfriend wants to go to Krabi.

Yes, darling. Yes.

Yes, my foot.

Hey.

I'm serious.

I think I'm done with one-night stands.

Look, ever since I've known you,

you've never been alone for more than ten seconds.

How about this?

I'm going to make an oath right now.

I'm making an oath to this mussel who sacrificed its life for us.

From the second this mussel enters my mouth,

I will only sleep with my future boyfriend.

Ten,

nine, eight, seven,

six, five,

four,

three... - Here's your food.

Two...

One...

Thank you.

He could be my long-term boyfriend.

I feel so sorry for you, Little Mussel.

Hello, Mom. How's it going?

What happened?

What's with the face?

My dad collapsed.

He's in the ICU right now.

My whole life is a prank.

The moment I decided to stop flirting with boys,

I was forced to come back home.

Here, take another bite.

It will help you recover.

Isn't it delicious? - Your cooking is always delicious.

Dear, how did you get here?

I called her.

Gosh, you look like you've just graduated from college.

What you are wearing is extremely inappropriate.

Would it kill you to wear more clothes?

It's fashion.

This is fashion, Mom.

I'm not here to fight with you.

How are you feeling, Dad?

How serious did the doctor say it was?

It's not serious.

Your mom must have exaggerated.

I just slipped and fell.