Seeta Ramula Kalyanam Lankalo

Hearty greetings to the audience!

With your blessings we are presenting you...

...another nice entertaining movie...

...'Seetha Ramula Kalyanam Lankalo'...

Till Telugu land exists, a leader who will...

...always be remembered, who has made a home...

...in people's hearts is our beloved leader...

...our ex-chief minister late Dr. Y. S. Rajashekhar Reddy...

...who also gave the first clap to our movie...

We dedicate this movie to him.

"O Lord living on the peak of Kailasa mountain..."

"...river Ganges originates from your head."

"The one who has a kind heart is a king."

"The one who doesn't have a heart is a poor man."

"Love is your form."

"Compassion is your dharma."

"Don't what about what they say."

"You are a king. You are an emperor."

"You are a king. You are an emperor."

Action.

Vaibhavi creations, productions no. 2...

...opening shot, all the best... - Thanks, sir.

"Come, let's watch Lord Rama and Mother Sita's wedding."

"Come, let's watch Lord Rama and Mother Sita's wedding."

l will destroy him and save my Janaki just now.

Even fairies and demigoddesses...

...were left enthralled by me and surrendered themselves...

...to king Ravana.

And today a female human being is being so stubborn?

Surprising!

Well, this may be a new way of seduction.

But l always got the woman l wanted.

Demon.

You are showing off your strength in front of a helpless woman?

You are a coward who abducted me...

...with cunning magical powers in my husband's absence.

That's not cowardice, foolish woman. lt's my compassion.

lf l had abducted you in front of your husband...

...he couldn't have borne it and must have got aggressive.

And then it would've resulted in his death in my hands.

"Rama's army marched forward."

"Lanka got a heart attack."

Hail lord Rama!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Where is Chandu? - Why?

Raju went to brother Narsing.

Greetings, brother. - What happened?

l had a small fight with Chandu in college.

Boom!

Did you get shocked, dear? lt's me, your king.

Please, Raju. Spare me. - What are you saying!

l am chasing you like the Hutch dog...

...and you hate me as if l am some mad dog.

My marriage is fixed with my cousin. Please leave me.

Your cousin must've seen movies in l-Max but not in mega-pixels.

While watching you bath if we read mole-science...

...it seems like you can give your partner great pleasure.

Between the neck and the thigh there are 4 brown moles.

Between the head and the navel there are 6 black moles.

My parents will die if they know about this.

Delete it. Please. l beg you.

Don't beg me. l am neither a God in the temple nor...

...a master in the school.

l am a sex maniac burning with desires.

lf you come to my room l will delete it...

...or else l will distribute it.

She will come to me by evening.

Hey, Chandu, stay out of this!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Last round.

Chandu, only you can help our team win.

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Oh! - Who is Chandu here?

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Hey, who is Chandu here?

Hey, get him.

Hey, slay that rogue.

Go.

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Till now you saw only my hand's power...

...and now the young hot blood joined it...

Now God only can save you.

Hey, stop! Hey, stop!

l thrashed him and you came here.

Who will come if l thrash you?

l am sorry, brother. Forgive me, brother.

Forgive me, brother. Please, brother.

Hey, in the voltage-age a bit of fun is fine.

But know the difference between fun and sadism.

Ambani gave a cell phone for 500 rupees...

...not to play with girl's lives, but for a good communication.

lf you repeat this you will have to vacate your berth on earth.

Get lost.

Get lost.

"Basically patience is not our virtue."

"Calm and serene life is not for us."

"lt's a small life. lt begs us to have fun."

"We take a stand against lectures."

"We have enough courage to compete with a storm."

"Basically patience is not our virtue."

"Don't harass us in that way."

"We are not as patient as you are."

"We too have many thoughts."

"lf you give us some freedom we will show wonders."

"Arrogance at 20 and high sugar levels at 60."

"We don't want a dull and boring life."

"Haven't you done any mistakes when you teens?"

"Don't feel bad if you didn't get a good rank."

"Don't attempt suicide or something stupid."

"There are many dates in the calendar."

"Waste a few days. What's the big deal?"

"Such is life. lt's always throws surprises."

"The one who recognizes that is a smart fellow."

"There's a solution for every problem."

Cheers! - Hey, we don't do 'cheers' for every peg.

Let him slap you. - So hard? - Yes.

You know who he is? He helped us win...

...our Kabaddi team single-handedly.

He is our Kabaddi team's Dhoni.

Today he can drink. Today he can say 'cheers'.

He can hit you. He can hit him. He can hit him too.

lf we don't pay the bill the hotel's owner would hit us.

To pay the bill we have with us the senior-most junior artist.

What? He has also come?

l came here long ago.

The movie industry has fully exploited me.

ln summer, in winter, in day, in nights...

...assistant directors, directors co-directors...

...made be climb up and down, up and down...

You are talking in Telugu. We don't know.

You don't understand Telugu?

You keep playing it. l am going.

Chandu, one small peg.

No, Lucky. lf you have a small peg...

...we will be in trouble at home. - Hey!

Even after drinking you are afraid of mummy?

Parents should be scared of young Turks like us.

He's out. - Sir, bill.

Not here. There.

You are single. l am also single.

We should together have a single drink...

Hey, the drink's here as soon as l asked for it.

Who are you? - Abhishek Bachchan.

She is Aishwarya Bachchan. You 'Wanted' Salman Khan. Go.

Hey! - Ya. - She is my wife.

l see. You Abhishek Bachchan.

She is Aishwarya Bachchan. Me Salman Khan?

Excuse me, mister! You sit here for a while.

l will woo her and somehow set up the matter.

Hey, Salman Khan... - Yes, Bachchan.

You will set up the matter with my wife? - Yes.

O God! - Hey, are you too drunk...

...or are you a kick-boxer that you kicked him?

You know who l am? - Sorry.

l keep only ladies' details. l don't keep gents' details.

Send that auntie this way.

Auntie, come here without any fear.

l will get you two married right here.

We'll get married. Come. - ls that so?

How will you get them married without the sacred thread?

Here is the sacred thread.

Lucky, this is not the sacred thread.

lt's moltadu (a thread tied around the waist).

lf we tie it here it's moltadu.

lf you tie it here it's the sacred thread. Tie it to her.

He is a policeman.

O God! - No. No.

"A plant tells you to grow silently."

Hello! Lucky, your focus shouldn't on songs...

...but it should be on the clothes.

Hey, to do such tedious chores you need some energy.

You have a 'waste' drink last night.

lt's not a 'waste' drink. lt's a boost for me.

lf l have it again l can do many more such tedious chores.

Then do it. - What's all this? How do you l look?

As our father. As mother's husband.

l washed the bathrooms early in the morning.

l cleaned the entire house. l washed the utensils.

What's this domestic violence!

There's no use. Time for revolution.

You won't understand it with words.

l got it. l got it. lf l don't wash them you will wash me.