Jungle Juice (정글쥬스)

JUNGLE JUICE

Cheongnyangni 588

Hey, you piece of shit!

I never said you can go.

Hold it there!

That fuckin' grease ball...

It's coming.

Yo! Block that.

Yo fuckin' son of a bitch.

Are you trying to fuck with me?

Son of a bitch.

This ain't no charity, you little shit.

You get your dick sucked, you pay.

Just hand me the goddamn knife.

What if I don't... then what?

Really.

Hey, you keep that, boy.

He'll live... Let's do it.

Let's play now.

Where's the damn ball?

Hey, you cocksuckers.

What? You fucker!

Chill. Chill. Here you go.

Why don't you just take the car?

You motherfucker.

A scumbag like you? A car?

You can get at least a grand for her.

Shit. Such a loss.

You call this piece a fuckin' car?

You ain't got nobody in life

but yourself, man.

Live the way you are.

If people try to mug you, just act all tough.

And shit.

Just do it even if you get your ass kicked.

Didn't you say last time that we

should stick together like brothers?

You just sort of play it by ear.

Life is a lonesome journey.

I meant we're all on our own...

So I was just saying that we may need each other from time to time.

I never said we should fuckin' live together or anything.

What am I, your shortie?

Oh, shit.

You fuckin' bitch... stop before

I make you feel real sorry.

Ok.

That bitch runs away to a frickin' way.

Hey Kit!

Slow down, brother.

Just hop in.

Is this yours?

What's that fucker doing?

That piece was fuckin' filthy.

Take the damn watch off.

You fuckin' thieves.

Long time no see, man.

Wow.

Jesus...hey Viper,

you crazy or somethin'?

You were supposed to sell the fuckin' dope, not take it.

- Hey. - Yes.

Get his nose right around here.

Don't move, bitch.

Thanks bro.

Hey.

Are you still hangin' with those guys?

Right?

Grow the fuck up, man.

Go make some money and get your life straightened out or something.

- Fuck. - What.

Whatever man.

There ain't no future

in shampooing people's hair anyway.

Future my ass.

Eat, eat.

Jesus...that scum's back.

Where's the fuckin' soy sauce?

Hey.

Uh.

Good afternoon ma'am. How about a dumpling?

Hey, Sis.

Guys... This is official law enforcement.

You need to tell me what's up

to live around here.

- Right? Chul-Soo? - Sure.

If someone bothers you around here,

we take care of it.

That's great guys, but why am I your sister?

Come on.

Sis.

You're getting water all over me, fuck.

Hey, boss.

I was thinking maybe I can

handle the deal instead of Viper.

You need to take care of that

temper of yours before anything.

That's because you only give

me rough jobs and shit.

You think business is a fuckin' joke or something?

The thing is, if you fuck up, we're all fucked.

Am I the only gangster here,

huh?

I mean...should I be doing all the

dirty work around here or what?

Talk to me, shithead.

Then boss,

I won't put the entire family in danger,

so don't worry.

Hey.

Just take some men and show me what you got then.

She was hot, wasn't she?

Man... I'm still seeing trails, bro.

I just get hard when

I see chicks in uniform.

They should have themes and shit at 588.

The idea of tappin' a stewardess does it for me.

Word... I like their scarves, man.

You see man...here they act all nice and shit.

But when they go out, you would never know.

How about an LPGA golfer?

The dudes would just line up, bro.

How about a female fugitive? Chick referee.

Chick marine.

She's slammin'.

Check the tits on her.

How much money you got?

For what?

I'm thinking our friendship's gone a little rusty.

- There's that new girl in, right? - Yeah...Meg fuckin' Ryan.

I think I really like you babe...

See what I'm sayin'?

Why don't you be a good girl and help us out a bit here?

Whatever, horny boy.

This is only good for one.

He's my buddy. Treat him well.

Kiss my ass, bro.

Hey.

You just paid for a person.

I'll use my own rubber.

What, are you kidding?

Hey Chul-soo,

take that off for a sec.

Ok. We should both enjoy it.

Jesus... you ever fuckin' shower?

Gee. Get away. Stink.

Gee. You only got one.

I'll kill you if you tell anyone.

Let me just take a quick look.

You know you like it big.

Not exactly...

You ever try doing a windmill?

Are you watching this or what?

Why don't we just go missionary?

This, my girl, is what we call Kit's magic windmill.

- Just choose one. - Yeah...come on.

I said, it's a tie.

Come on.

You need to evaluate us on our stamina and technique.

This is fuckin' important.

I don't remember shit like that when I'm done.

Right on then, we're going for sudden death.

What the fuck is that?

Whoever holds longer wins.

Why don't you guys just go jerk off?

Gator...

Shit.

Hey.

- Where'd you get this piece of shit? - I just jacked it a little while ago.

Were you really in the marines?

Wow...

That shit's real cool.

Where are you headed to now?

I'm going in for training.

If anyone asks, you didn't see me, okay?

Did you see Gator around?

Yes.

Where's he?

Hey Hippo, why the fuck would you bring that piss ass here?

Uhhh... now that Gator's gone,

he can drive and shit for him.

Isn't he the kid from the barbershop?

- They insisted on sticking together. - Just shut your mouth

and sit down.

I'm originally an athlete.

- What kind? - I'm a soccer player.

So?

It's not just about your skills.

You need cash to play for college.

And my family's sort of struggling.

Boss.

These guys are okay.

We'll do our best, sir.

Allow us to work for you.

Fuckin' chumps...go buy these sorry asses some clothes, will ya?

What...

you guys look like...

What is this, a fuckin' funeral or somethin'?

You got any good jokes or what?

May I tell you a snail joke, sir?