Better Late Than Never

Birthplace of Western civilization,

and a world of unparalleled culture and sophistication.

- No milk. - An udder failure.

They're back.

Four living legends...

We got this down.

Saddle up again.

Give my best to my family.

For a European adventure they'll never forget.

TV superstar...

Choke on that, Germany. Whoo!

I'm on caffeine!

- Cultural icon... - Wow. Whoa. Whoa.

NFL Hall of Famer...

TB is glad to be here!

Buenos dias.

Former heavyweight champion

Jeff Dye as the sidekick.

Do you takes Visa?

We're gonna find your roots, Terry.

Calling my people.

You are being extremely impolite right now.

Just when you thought it was safe

to go back on vacation.

Fermented herring.

- Bill, please. - How much don't you want this?

Oh, !

- Going to my world. - Yes.

Which is Sweden, 'cause I am a roaring Viking.

Finally, a place all about me.

We're going to the birth Sweden!

- What was that? - That's my call to my woman.

I swear to God, I thought that was an elk.

Swedish meatballs and Vikings.

I don't want to fight any Vikings,

but I sure would like to fight some of those meatballs.

Here we go, Sweden. Let's go.

Good news, guys. We're here.

- Here we are. - Beautiful.

This is all about Terry's territory.

- Yeah. - Terry's territory?

This doesn't look like Oklahoma to me.

I am excited about finally finding my roots.

Uh!

I'm calling my people.

We're gonna find your roots, Terry.

I've never done one of those, you know, spit things

where you find out what you are in your DNA/

But, I mean, come on, I look like a Viking,

I'm a big man, powerfully built, deep set eyes.

I mean, seriously, I'm a warrior.

Now wait a minute. The thing is that you are not a Viking.

You know, they're intelligent... Oh, no!

I can't believe you called me stupid.

- I didn't! - You did!

No, I didn't call you stupid.

Henry, did he? Did he?

- No. - Well, he said that Vikings

were very intelligent, and you're not.

- Exactly! - I didn't say you're not.

Oh, yes you did. Run back the tape!

Vikings were very smart.

They invented new tools, discovered new worlds.

That kind of intelligence is simply not

something everyone can claim.

Bill, I can't believe you called me stupid.

I'm telling you, I'm not gonna get over that for a while.

As fun as it is to listen to Bill and Terry

go back and forth with each other,

I figure that the guys are super hungry.

Let's get lunch. A little lunch will help you.

So I organized a special Swedish treat.

I got a treat for you guys. Just sit on down.

Oh, my God. Pheasant under the glass. Whoo!

- You wish, but I like it. - I've seen this on TV, man.

I like that guess.

Last time I went on vacation with these ding-dongs,

they made me eat all sort of crazy crap.

What is that?

Looks like worms! Ugh!

- This is not food. - Oh.

So this time, got an authentic Viking treat.

Nothing is more Swedish than what we're about to eat.

This is called...

fermented herring.

This is a can of tuna fish.

I mean, how bad can... can this be?

- You'll be first. - Yeah, yeah. I can do this.

Yeah, hook it on there.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God. - Oh,.

- What is it? - Oh, that.

Oh!

Oh, God. Awful stuff.

God. Oh, my God.

- You mean you don't like it? - Do you smell that over here?

I got that on my hands.

Golly!

Oh, what a dummy I am.

I'm running away from the odor,

but I didn't realize it's all over my shirt.

It's in my hat. It's in my hat.

Oh! Oh! It's on my fingers.

Oh!

Oh, my gosh.

That smells like a port-a-potty.

- Now come on. - Oh!

This is a joke.

I'm telling you, it was like decomposing bodies.

It was so nauseating.

They're gonna eat it.

Oh! Don't do it!

Ooh!

- Oh. - That is so gross.

- If you do that, I am... - This is how they would have

to transport their herring this way.

This is the way you lived...

- Bill. - As you crossed the oceans.

This is a delicacy.

First of all, I'm gonna eat the fermented herring.

There's no question in my mind.

I am going to eat the fermented herring.

This is Viking stuff.

Watch this! Oh!

Oh!

- No! - Ugh!

Oh, my God. Wow.

- Oh! - Look at big George too.

I am...

- Oh! - You don't know

what you're missing.

I didn't mind the herring.

As a matter of fact, I'd have it again.

Ohh!

No, Bill. Come here, Terry.

- My back's killing me. - Come here.

- No, Bill! - Come here, Terry.

No, seriously.

- No! - Oh, run him down.

I will... I got you now, Terry!

- Oh! - I got you now.

Bill, please. I pray. I pray.

No. No. Right there.

How much don't you...

- Bill... - How much?

Oh, !

Oh, Bill, get away!

Undoubtedly, the low point of my career is the fact

that I just got sacked by Shatner.

To know that you ran me down pisses me off.

I encourage everybody out there that's watching this right now

to order this through the mail

and give it to the person you can't stand the most.

I got a few people I would like to send a few cans to.

Ex-wife.

I'm out of here.

Boy, that is some gross.

Jeffrey, did you find us a hotel?

Yes, I did. You're gonna love it.

We're going back to the airport?

- This is the hotel. - Really?

It's cool, huh?

How does he find these places?

I've never seen any of these places in a guide book.

No. He's diligent.

He's diligent about finding places.

Yeah. That don't exist anywhere else

in anybody's travel plans.

- Are we staying in the plane? - Yeah. Cool, huh?

Once you see the rooms, you won't

be so mad about the stairs.

Plain and simple, fellas. We're on a plane.

This is awesome.

So we took an airplane to Sweden,

and now we are here staying in this hotel,

which is an airplane.

Look at this. Where there were seats,

there are now hotel rooms.

- For goodness' sake. - Let me see.

There's so many rooms.

I'm not sure I would like to be here.

- Why? - It's claustrophobic.

- It's cool. - No, it's not cool.

Are we staying here?

Disaster. Hey.

- This place is dope. - This is unacceptable for me.

Couldn't we have stayed at someplace cool,

like, five-star hotel?

Well, this is, like, not about five-star hotels.

It's about seeing the most unique things in the world.

I come a long way to sleep in another plane.

I can sleep anywhere.

That does not come as news, George.

- Good night, guys. - I'm down for the count.

Mm.

Why's it so bright?

Oh.

How are we supposed to get sleep