Ratched

Come on, boy!

Come on. Come on.

They got a scent!

I heard dogs, Eddie! They got dogs!

Dolly, what are you doing?

What are you looking at?

We gotta strip! Throw 'em off our scent.

Really?

Yes, you didn't know that?

I've seen it in, like, a million movies.

Hurry up, take your pants off!

Okay.

- Hurry. - Yeah.

Come on.

It's deserted.

Yes! Yes, come on.

Oh, Edmund.

What have you done?

Would you mind giving us a minute?

I have a confession to make.

I haven't been honest with you.

I haven't been able to tell you the truth.

The truth about who I really am.

Deep down, I know I've wanted to...

but it's something I've never told anyone.

Something I've never wanted to tell anyone.

Until now.

But the thought that I might lose you...

I can't keep lying to you. I have to tell you the truth.

Gwendolyn.

Nurse!

Nurse!

Get the doctor.

She's awake.

No, no, no. Shh, don't speak, don't speak.

You're going to be all right.

You just stay with me.

Seems like they left in a hurry.

Uh... Gross.

Well, they all did in the Depression.

When the banks took over people's farms,

they hired actual thugs and goons to throw you out.

Then all those trashy Okies started showing up.

Some people just starved.

Their animals, too.

I wonder if there are bones around here.

You got a taste for the macabre, don't you, Dolly?

Give me that.

Don't you understand? This is killer-diller good luck.

Like Bonnie and Clyde.

Your teeth are chattering.

Are you scared?

Of course not.

I'm cold and hungry, aren't you?

I'll make you warm.

First things first, Dolly.

We gotta find a gun or something.

Those bloodhounds are gonna pick up our scent sooner or later.

I don't know why you're so worried.

I hate to tell you this, Dolly, but you can't outrun bloodhounds,

and that's just a fact.

We just slowed them down.

What do you mean?

I saw it in that Jane Russell movie.

Yeah, I know they like that bullshit in the movies.

This is real life.

You were so sure, it was sweet.

I didn't wanna burst your bubble.

Burst my bubble?

You know what I think would be adorable?

Why don't you sweep up this rat shit?

Or are you too busy having your hissy fit?

Hey.

Hey, did you find anything to eat in these cupboards?

You got eyes?

Oh. Oh.

Hey.

Know how to cook tomatoes?

Come on, Dolly.

Holy Toledo, Dolly, put it down.

That was just sitting up there?

My grandma used to keep her shotgun on the beam above her bed too.

She wasn't scared of nobody.

That thing loaded?

Could have killed me.

Don't be so serious.

You gotta admit, you pointed a gun and pulled the trigger at someone

not too many hours ago.

We already discussed that.

You slit Harold's throat.

You see me acting like you're going to kill me?

I thought you liked being scared, anyways.

Which is it?

Quit making such a big deal out of everything.

Just drop it.

You kind of scare me, Dolly.

I scare you?

Here's the truth.

I'm probably the least scary man you ever met.

What's that supposed to mean?

I don't know.

I don't know, you're right, let's drop it.

We're stuck with each other anyways.

Whatcha doing, Dolly?

I'm not sleeping in that rat shit house.

Can I sleep here too?

Don't act stupid.

Don't call me stupid.

You still love me?

Why do you think I'm making this bed for us?

I'm trying to be romantic.

Hey.

I want to kiss you so bad, it's driving me crazy.

I love you.

You're a wild woman, Dolly.

Never would have figured that.

Mm.

Me neither.

I imagined that I was Jane Russell.

Not exactly imagined. It was still me.

But I was imagining how she'd be,

if she felt like me.

She'd just act like she felt.

I love you so much.

You're my beautiful magic man.

We're magic.

Poor little fella.

Now that's a survivor.

- You know how I feel right now? - Mm.

I'm hungry enough to eat that rooster.

Do you know how to cook a rooster?

Yeah, sure. I'll make a fire.

Clean one of those pots, boil some water.

I'll throw in those stewed tomatoes.

You just have to catch him first, and wring his neck and pluck him.

You want me to kill him?

I mean, well, yeah.

You've never killed a chicken before?

I mean, it's no big deal.

Poor guy survived this long only to be...

Shit, Eddie.

You can kill four priests and slit a nice guy's throat,

but you can't kill a chicken to feed us?

It was your idea.

That chicken never had a mean thought.

It never did one bad thing.

Animals are not like people.

Well, I suggest you watch and learn,

because you're gonna have to do it next time.

So you grab it by the feet, so it's upside down like this.

And then you take the first finger

and second finger of your right hand here,

and you put your thumb under its little beak,

and you tilt...

and snap...

and Bob's your uncle.

And that's just his nervous system.

He's dead.

He's not in any pain.

Really?

You couldn't watch me?

I'm okay.

I'll clean him, just...

show me how.

Hey there, boys and girls.

Ow.

Hi.

The doctor tells me you're out of the woods.

How do you feel?

Like I've been shot.

I don't recommend it.

Thank you.

Well, you look good.

No, I don't.

But thank you.

Ow.

Every time I laugh,

it feels like I'm being stabbed in the chest with a hot poker.

At least I'm laughing.

So that's something.

Wanna know my favorite animal?

I sure do.

- My favorite animal goes, "Woof." - Nurse?

Miss Briggs is not a child.

Would you please find her some age-appropriate programming?

Oh, no, please.

I asked her to put it on.

Makes me feel like a kid.

I've always loved puppets.

Thank you.

Can you tell me what animal that was?

Oh, I know.

It was a duck.

That's right.

Would you care to have a seat?

I could use some company.

I know another animal.

What sound does your animal that you're thinking of make?

This animal goes, "Cheep, cheep, cheep."

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