Gayby Baby

- We've gotta aspire to give our children

what I believe to be the very best circumstances.

That's to have a mother and a father.

- Marriage is between a man and a woman

because of children.

Because motherhood and fatherhood are important.

What a load of rubbish.

- Legalising same sex marriage will institute

the motherless family, or the fatherless family.

It will inflict that depravation on those children.

- Same-sex couples can't simultaneously provide

both mothering and fathering skills.

- I and the Labour Party have a clear policy.

- Who takes the boy to football?

Who tells him what's right from wrong?

- If this bill is passed it'll seriously deter

mothers putting their babies up for adoption.

- Paedophiles will one day marry children.

- It's just natural order to do this

with a biological, married mother and father.

- I didn't have a dad as you know,

I had this thing called a donor.

A donor when they, a man delivers sperm

into the hospital, into a little container

and then they freeze it so it's all fresh

and then they give it to the womans.

Two women that can have, that want to have a baby

and then they have a baby.

And we did that

and now I'm here.

- Should we just put all the stockings together Jen?

Okay, you go-

One Santa and reindeer, coming up.

Look at that, that is definitely reindeer's got in that.

I know reindeers.

I know how they eat.

Like savages.

And you gotta write the note.

Didn't you have a note when you were a kid.

That's what's wrong with you,

didn't have a note, Watch out, to say thanks

for all the stuff.

You don't have to even, just spit it out.

It's Christmas everybody.

- Look, it's Santa's footprint!

- Oh it is too, must have come down the side.

His reindeer's hoof print!

Check it out!

I dunno if Santa's got horseshoes has he, reindeer shoes?

It must be the reindeer.

No Mum, there was Santa's reindeers

and this is Santa's foot.

- You see Rory, they must have gone from here,

did a big jump, landed here

and then they must have started to fly.

That's why there isn't any more footprints,

am I right Amanda?

I love wrestling more than every teensy little grain of sand

in the world.

Then, fly in a spaceship across space

and scatter them on every single star,

and that's how much I like wrestling.

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪

I was wondering...

You know when the WWE comes to Australia?

Yeah.

Can I go?

Do you want this paper?

Do not try and change the subject.

Can you go to wrestling?

- Yeah, when it comes to Australia please.

- I don't know, we'll have to discuss it with Jamie.

Come on.

I'll discuss it.

How do you feel about it?

- Oh I worry that it's just the worst.

I've heard this before.

Boofhead, male thing that exists.

- Or the best boofhead male thing that exists.

- Oh dear, the wrestling the wrestling.

What are we gonna do about the wrestling, hm?

- Let's do a breathing exercise.

Make sure you keep good posture throughout

and breathe deeply into your abdominal area.

Your shoulders and your chest shouldn't move.

If you become a little dizzy, just take a short break.

This one's four sips in and four hisses out.

In, and out.

When you're singing,

you just forget everything else.

Especially when you're stressed,

you just start singing and you forget

that you're angry about something

and you just listen to the song and pretend you're there.

♪ Too late for second guessing

♪ Too late to go back to sleep ♪

I really want to get into Newtown.

It's a really good school.

If I went there it'd probably be the place

where I'd most be accepted.

- Having two mums you're probably gonna have

a better time of it at Newtown then you would

in a school out west where they may not be so tolerant

of the fact that you have two mums.

In Newtown no one's even going to blink

at the fact that you have two mums,

so it's probably the school that's best for you.

What high school am I going to

if I don't get into Newtown?

No you're getting into Newtown.

How do you know?

- (Laughs) Because you'll get into Newtown,

I have faith in you, you're gonna get into Newtown.

Don't you need a back up plan?

- Even if it takes us moving back to Newtown,

you'll get in Newtown as local.

- Now this is the last one.

Make it really steady.

Keep going.

Mum?

Um, about AFL.

I've been keeping up quite a lot on my homework

and they're enrolling pretty soon.

And I would like to join

and I've only got one homework strike,

that was 'cause it was over the weekend.

But I've learned my lesson

so now I'm doing every single bit of homework tonight.

All be good.

So when will you be doing AFL?

When are the times for AFL?

Sunday.

No way mate.

That's Saturday sports, Sunday sports.

We have a right to have a weekend too.

So this is not just about you,

and as a mature young man,

in year seven,

your consideration shouldn't just be for what you want.

That's my time to visit God, that's my time to talk to God.

So for me, that is very important to me.

So if your game ends up being on a Sunday morning

that means that I'm missing church.

- When I went to Bible study last Sunday,

we just read out a passage

and tried to think of the meaning of that passage.

There's a nonbelievers tunnel

which is very wide and easy to go through.

But then there's a believer's tunnel

which is very thin and not so easy to go through.

And the reason why the believer's tunnel is so thin

is because one, not many people choose it

and two, it's hard to stay on that track

once you've chosen it

because not all good things in life come easy.

At our age we have the decision now

whether or not we believe or don't believe in God.

Your call man.

If you can read what the school lunch is to us,

then you can have it.

The Wednesday special is...

ls what?

Is rav...

Rav, and what's the next letter.

Ravin...

No, rav-ee.

O...

Li...

(Gasp) Say it again?

Ravioli?

Return to the canteen by Sunday.

Okay is it really Sunday?

Saturday.

Is that really Saturday?

Oh, Thursday.

- Is that really Thursday, 'cause I think you.

I mean Tuesday.

You guessed four other days.

Turn it over and spell Tuesday.

- Yeah turn it over and spell Tuesday for me.

The days of the week thing has let you down.

- Yeah the days of the week thing is pretty upsetting,

I'd say.

- If you don't read, you'll end up on the street.

And if you do read you might become the greatest author

in the world or the richest man in the world!

Or you could just be a normal person like everyone else.

Everyone reads.

Tomorrow we're leaving

to go to Fiji.

- Maybe you should wear this on the plane.

Can you imagine if you walked up to Fiji in this,

I think you'd be a bit hot.

I'll wait a bit.

We moved to Fiji for dad's work.

We're gonna have different uniforms,

different food, different house.

Three, four, five.