The Cosby Show

Ahh.

Are You Enjoying Your Breakfast?

Yes. Are You Enjoying Yours?

Are You Going To Drink That Orange Juice?

Yes, I Am.

I'm Saving It For Last.

I Don't Have Any Orange Juice.

You Took It All.

I Know.

That Used To Happen To Me A Lot.

Now I Wake Up Very Early.

How Would You Like To Trade

A Delicious, Thirst Quenching Slice Of Cantaloupe Melon

For That Little Shot Glass Of Orange Juice?

Two Pieces.

But Then I Won't Have Any!

That's The Deal.

You Used To Be Such A Warm Person.

You've Changed.

Take It Or Leave It.

Okay, On The Count Of Three--

One, Two, Three.

There You Go.

No Fair!

I'll Tell You Now.

All Is Fair In Love And Breakfast.

I'm Telling Mom.

Hello.

Hey.

It's Such A Beautiful Day Today.

A Beautiful Day?

Why? You're Not Going To School?

I'm Going. Why?

I've Just Never Seen You In A Mood Like This

Before Going To School.

Today Is Friday.

This Weekend I Have No Homework

Tests Or Papers Due.

It's Going To Be The Perfect Weekend.

You Know What Will Make It A Great Weekend?

We'll Get The Ladder

Go To The Roof, And Clear Those Gutters.

I Need To Relax This Weekend.

I'm Under Lots Of Pressure.

Pressure?

Our Lives Are Different.

You're A Doctor.

When You Finish Work

You Have Nothing To Think About.

But I'm In High School.

I Always Have To Think About What I'm Doing.

If I'm Not Studying For A Subject

I've Got To Think About It.

How Do You Do It?

I Don't Know

But It's Weekends Like This That Get Me Through.

Then I Guess You Better Make The Most Of It.

Oh, Dad, I Will.

Tonight's The Pep Rally, Tomorrow's The Game

And The Party At Maxine's.

Uh-Oh.

Your Grandparents Ararar Coming Over For Dinner Tonight.

I'll Be There.

I Was Just Hoping I Could Be Excused After Dinner.

Is It Okay?

Sure That's Okay.

I'm Happy You Could Fit Us

Into Your Perfect Weekend.

Thanks, Dad.

Who Took My Orange Juice?

Who Took My Orange Juice?

All's Fair In Love And Breakfast.

Do You Know Who I Am?

I Am The Man Who Loves You--

Who Works

To Buy The Orange Juice For You.

Did You Really Want It?

I Faked You Out!

Hi, Dad.

Hey, How's School?

Great. Is Mom Around?

She's In The Kitchen.

I Need To Talk To Somebody.

Vanessa.

What Am I? A Bag Of Oats?

No, But I Think I Should Talk To Mom About This.

Okay, You Might Know About This, Too.

How Were You Going To Know That I Know

If You Don't Ask Me?

You See, It's Boys.

Boys?

Boys And Girls.

You've Come To The Right Person

Because I Used To Be A Boy And Your Mother Was A Girl

And I Have Four Girls And One Boy.

What's Your Problem?

There's This Thing Next Week At School

Called The "Turn-Around Dance."

Turn-Around Dance?!

They Had Turn-Around Dances In My Day--

In The O-O-O-Old Times.

That's Where The Girls Have To Ask The Boys To The Dance.

Right.

There Are Two Guys I Want To Ask.

One Of Them I Don't Like, But He'll Say Yes.

The One I Like Will Probably Say No.

Is One Of Them Robert?

No, Dad.

Rob And I Broke Up A Long Time Ago.

First, He Went Steady With Stephanie Johnson

Then With Beth Peterson

And Now It's Amy Gordon.

Sounds Like Roberto Is Wandering Around The World

For The Rest Of His Life Searching For You.

Dad, The Guy I Want To Go Out With Is David Butler.

Ahh.

I See.

Why Do You Like Him?

He's Cute.

He's Probably Got A Great Personality...

I Hope.

I Never Really Talk To Him

But I Heard Him Say Something In Class, Dad

And He Has The Best Voice!

It Cracks.

What Did He Say?

He Stood Up In Class To Answer A Question

And He Said--

"The Suez Canal."

It Was So Adorable, And It Was The Right Answer.

Cute And Smart.

And All My Friends Say We Will Look So Good Together.

If Your Friends Say

That The Two Of You Look Cute Together

Call This Boy.

But If He Says No, I'll Feel Awful.

Suppose He Says Yes?

Let Me Put It This Way:

A Long, Long Time Ago--

And I'm Not Naming Any Names--

There Was This Cute Young Girl

And She Wanted To Ask This Fellow

But She Was Like You.

She Was Kind Of Afraid And Nervous.

And Then She Got Up Enough Courage

And She Called The Boy

And The Boy Said Yes

And They Went To The Dance

And They Are Married Today.

Is This About You And Mom?

Yes, But Don't Tell Your Mother I Said It.

Don't Tell Her.

But, Dad, I'm Not Mom.

I Don't Think I Can Do This.

You Can Always Take Me To The Dance.

I'll Call David.

Hey.

Hello.

How's Everything?

Just Fine.

Need Any Help?

I'm Almost Finished.

You Know, It's So Funny How Life Repeats Itself.

Well, I Was Sitting There Talking To Vanessa

And She Is Nervous About A Turn-Around Dance.

Oh.

So I Told Her The Story

About How You Called Me

And Asked Me To Go

To The Halloween Dance.

I What?

I Told Her How You Called And Asked Me To Go To The Dance

And How You Were Nervous.

Cliff, Why Did You Lie To Our Daughter?

I Didn't Lie.

No, I Didn't.

Let The Record Show...

Oh, Here We Go With "Let The Record Show."

Get The Story Straight.

The Truth Of The Matter Is

You Called My House While I Was At Cheerleading Practice

Because You Knew I Wasn't There.

You Had The Audacity To Ask My Mother To Tell Me

To Take You To The Dance.

You Said I Had To Hurry

Because There Were Many Girls In Line

Waiting To Ask You.

Get Out Of Here!

You Know It's True.

You Promised My Mother If I Said Yes

You Would Have Me Home By 9:30

And Mow Her Lawn And Wash All The Windows.

And I Think You'd Better

Put The Top Back On That Silver Polish.

My Mother Will Be Here This Evening

To Verify The Facts.

Okay, Good.

Good, Good.

And Then After She Does That

You'd Better Be Ready