Psych

Male announcer: Last season on Psych...

Mr. Yang is the most notorious killer

This city has never seen.

He only resurfaces when he feels

There's a worthy opponent.

That is Mary Lightly.

He's very familiar with the patterns of our killer.

Question regarding the whole Mary thing.

My father's name was Mary,

His father before him was named Mary,

And his father before him was named Craig.

I forbid you to be a part of this, Shawn.

This guy knows about you.

He knows about everybody you care about.

He's got my mom.

This switch has such a light touch,

And then boom!

You're gonna rot in a cell

With four padded walls-- the end.

No, I'm gonna write a book. Our story.

Guess I have to find a new hobby.

Tours, racquetball.

That could work.

All right, Shawn, last chance.

You really want to do this on a Friday night?

The little mermaid. Without Gus?

Yeah, apparently Gus has a strange aversion

To Rene Auberjonois.

It's a benson thing.

You really want to see this flick?

Dad, don't say "flick."

And I'm barely tickling adolescence.

Why do you want me to grow up so fast?

All right, listen, Shawn, I know the running time.

I'm gonna be back here in exactly 116 minutes.

Awesome.

Bye, dad!

Is that you?

Oh, 'scuse me.

Just hurry.

Oh, ahem.

Just kiss the knees in a touch, guys. Thanks.

You're very sweet, both of you.

Your drink. I'm--

That's my bad. I'm sorry.

That's just awk-- awkward.

Where have you been?

You missed the first third of the movie.

Let me guess: Dude has a creepy voice

And a mommy complex.

All I care about is the shower scene.

Wait for iiit...

All: Aah!

Did you know that Hitchcock appeared

In all of his films?

Everyone knows that.

But did you know that he was also obsessed

With women's Japanese household slippers?

Wore them everywhere, even to bed.

- That's not true. - No, it's not.

It's part of a new bit I'm working on

Called completely random, untrue trivia.

Mary...Lightly.

You guys like pie?

* ooh, baby, it's true *

When I was nine years old,

My mother gave me my first haircut.

Here's your milk, doll face.

Thank you.

Mary, you seem disturbed.

Even more so than usual.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but why don't you tell us

What's really on your mind?

I'm assuming you've read this.

Are you kidding?

We're in it.

If I'm not mistaken, and I am paraphrasing here,

I'm introduced on page 11

As a thick-tufted boy genius who ice skates through life

On polished blades of snarky eloquence.

That is an exact quote, Shawn.

Do you remember what I was described as?

Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside,

The fastidious wrinkle on the brow of psych.

True, but she also said

You had skin of pure cocoa velvetiness.

She also she would like to use that skin

To make children's dolls.

I'd buy that doll.

The point is, Shawn, you know Yang

Almost as well as I do.

You're the only other person who would know

That none of this is possible.

Come on, Shawn, the projectionist.

We didn't get to the drive-in till 11:26.

How would Yang have had the time to do all that

And strapped your mother down with incendiary explosives?

Look, Mary...

I know that Yang was a big part of your life.

But she is behind electronic gates now,

And she can't hurt anyone anymore.

Yang wasn't working alone.

You didn't give racquetball a fair shake, did you?

I will not wear short pants, Shawn.

I think it's time for you to go home, Mary.

Yes.

I am home.

I live here.

Say what?

I never left Santa Barbara.

I've been here since we caught Yang.

No, no, no!

You should have told us.

We would have gotten you a house chilling gift.

A belated welcome to you, and forever good-bye.

Don't do, Shawn.

You will regret it.

Good luck at the creepy arm grab awards

This year, Mary.

I think you have a real shot...

At winning.

Shawn, thanks for coming out here.

We think that this just happened,

So if there's anything to get psychically,

I wanted you to take a look while things are still fresh.

What happened?

It isn't pretty.

The victim's a caucasian female,

Approximate age, mid-40s.

Strangled,

Dropped here like a sack of potatoes.

Body's still warm.

I know.

What's the matter, Guster?

Tfokergettao your crime scene pills?

Gus?

Do you know this woman?

She served us our pie.

What the hell does that mean--

She served you your pie?

Shawn...What is it?

* I know you know *

* that I'm not telling the truth *

* I know you know *

* they just don't have any proof *

* embrace the deception *

* learn how to bend *

* your worst inhibitions *

* tend to psych you out in the end *

* I know you know *

All right, Mary, you were the last customer

In this place last night.

What do you remember seeing?

Nothing-- she brought Gus's milk,

And I never saw her again.

I couldn't even find her to pay the bill.

Wait, you didn't pay the check?

So what happened to my $20?

I folded it into a tiny sailor's hat

For a special friend.

Ahh.

Uhh!

Here we go.

It's Yang.

She's in jail.

Indeed, this is the work of Yin.

Back off, this can get sticky.

Okay...

What is that?

Crossword puzzle.

It's from yesterday's paper.

There's two clues highlighted. 12 down and 6 across.

"a good man is hard to blank.

Blank, myself, and I."

I got it!

A good man is hard to find.

Me, myself, and I.

The answer is "find me."

I think that bailiff from night court

Is spot-on.

Perfect, we can start by--

No, Jules, we don't start, period.

You guys want another crime scene?

You want another dead body?

Go ahead, engage.

But we can't play this game again.

Oh, Spencer, I wish I had the luxury

Not to follow a lead in a murder investigation.

Fine, you do what you have to do.

Gus and I are going straight to the source.

What?

Mary... You coming or what?

Solitary confinement in a mental institution?

Feels redundant. Gus?

I smell crazy.

I crave sweet, sweet mushrooms.

And why are we wearing these?

It's a preventative measure.

She gets overly stimulated by color.

What about my face?