Ballers

I'm selling my company. It's the least you could do.

IMG has put an offer out on the table to purchase ASM.

I talked to New England this morning.

They'd rather you be emotionally damaged than physically.

What I'm gonna tell you is, like, top secret.

I'm not right in the head.

We need to hire the man that helped lay the bricks

of Miami's success: Larry Csonka!

Seaford didn't buy it?

When are you gonna hear me out?

According to your test results,

you do have functioning swimmers.

They're just declining at a rapid rate.

I suggest you hop on your pony and ride, cowboy.

Did you just...

There's a ton of excitement here in San Francisco

about what might come from this weekend's owners' meetings.

It might be excitement here in San Francisco,

but across the bay here in Oakland,

they're about getting ready to burn their Oakland Raider jerseys.

Man, it's a done deal, dawg.

Once the Governor of Nevada passed legislation,

sorry to tell Yay Area, it's a wrap.

Listen, if I'm Mark Davis, I'm not packing my bags

until I get final approval from the other owners and the league.

My sources have, in fact, confirmed

that Mark Davis has secured a new barber in Las Vegas.

Hair jokes, hair jokes from bald guys.

Jealousy! Let it go...

- Hey. - Hey.

Day after.

"It's never too late."

Yeah, I'm sorry about the misfire last night.

I thought I had a couple more pumps in me.

Don't worry, I'm not trying to wring another apology out of you.

Yeah, but it was all out of passion.

And I was so in the moment.

Plus, I was fucking hammered.

Jesus, they package these things like Russian stacking dolls.

I feel like by the time I get this open,

there's gonna be a smaller paper bag

with a smaller box and a smaller pill inside.

Hey, you know, maybe they make them that way

so you, uh, can reconsider.

Yeah, or maybe they want my water to break

before I can take the damn thing.

You tense about the proposal?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a little.

You know, um, Bossman has the owners in his pocket,

but my pitch is airtight, but you never know.

- It would be a big payday for you. - Yeah.

Hey, Chloe, maybe, um... maybe you don't take that.

What?

You never thought about having a kid?

I wasn't thinking about it right now.

Well, maybe we should.

Is this because your midlife crisis

has you suddenly wanting a child,

or is this because you wanna have a child with me?

Feed it, change it, teach it,

love it together as a family?

- Yeah. - Change of gate.

We have a change of gate.

Flight 729 to Dulles

will now be departing at gate 15.

Well, my flight is about to board.

Good luck in San Fran.

I hope you're more eloquent with the owners

than you were with me.

Hey, we board in 10.

I was gonna come over and say hi, but I don't know,

it looked like it was getting pretty deep over here.

You okay?

I don't fucking know.

That usually means you're not.

No one knows this roster better than me.

I'll put 53 men on the field

that Dolphins fans can be proud of.

Build this team with toughness.

I intend to win football games,

and a lot of them, come September.

- Mark my words. - What about your age?

What about your face?

What about my face?

That's what you're gonna be asking the medic

after I slap you silly, kid.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Man, you got me all fired up and ready

to get back in the trenches and bash some heads.

Oh, no, no, you're too valuable upstairs.

And, by the way, thank you for what you've done.

Oh, no, no, no, this move was long overdue.

No, what's overdue is the Lombardi Trophy.

Now, we need to get out and find some guys

that can knock the snot out of people.

Yeah, sure hope I'm around for that.

Siefert's gonna go on the warpath

'cause I went over his head.

I wouldn't worry about that.

You don't know his dark side like I know it.

Hey, look around. Do you see Siefert here?

You took care of me, now it's my turn to take care of you.

Dude, you gotta let the Chloe thing go.

Oh, my God, I'm looking at "Bleacher Report."

No, you're not!

You're checking to see if she called you or texted you.

You had your fucking phone off airplane mode

before we even touched down.

If I were an air marshal, I would've arrested you

for being a fucking pussy.

Wow.

- I'm worried about her. - Bullshit!

You just put 20 people out of work, Spence.

Right now, the only thing you need to be worried about is nailing that proposal.

We're past the point of no return.

You can go back

to screwing up your relationship with Chloe after, I promise.

First stop... Fairmont Hotel.

Look, you're not a bad guy.

I don't agree with this sale,

but my job is to back you up no matter what.

So go stand tall in this meet with the Raiders.

Okay? Focus on the endgame.

- Thank you. I'll talk to you later. - Love you, buddy.

- Are you here for the owners' meeting? - Yeah.

Long way from burying quarterbacks, I'll tell you.

Man, I would kill for a clean shot at Jay Cutler right now.

That dopey motherfucker's O-line

would part like the Red Sea.

Silver and black would've suited you perfectly.

You think so?

Yeah, man, your style of play was made for the Raider brand.

Next stop: Raider Nation.

Nah, I wanna take care of us. Please come back.

I'm ready to be a dad.

Yeah, yeah, look, we don't have to worry about that now, okay?

All right, have a good day at work.

Oh, Amber, I love you.

Let me get you a towel for that.

Did you take your medication?

Yeah.

I think it's time to roll back your dosage.

- What you talking about? - You just got rid of Amber.

Now you're trying to bring her back?

She sent me this ultrasound picture from L.A.

- I started missing her. - You barely even know this girl.

How the fuck can you be in love with her?

I mean, I'm not in love with her,

but I do love her.

She's my baby mama.

I think these pills are making things worse.

The shrink don't know you got a concussion.

- Neither do the Pats. - Well, they don't need to know.

You're signing your new contract this afternoon.

That's today?

Yeah, the Pats are on their way down from Boston.

What the fuck are you gonna do?

Take whatever offer they give me.

The concussion will go away eventually.

Don't pin the new attitude on the pills either.

I know how to embrace change.

Send this to Amber.

That baby look like Dennis.

So, uh, Mark running a little late?

Well, truth is things have gotten somewhat complicated.

Now that the governor signed legislation,

there's been a surge of interest in the move.

The Raiders are hot, baby.

Mark's dealing with a competing offer.

- What?! - It's a new group that came in.

Very aggressive.

Okay, well, I've been aggressive, too, huh?

- What the fuck is this, Tim? - Whoa, Spence.

Come on, you know Tim's position on foul language.

We expect you to respect that, so ixnay the ucksfay.

Uckfay, who is it?

Can't say.

Come on, we were in a good faith negotiation.

- It's a fluid situation. - I was here when it mattered.

I helped you break down walls. You should've told me.

Told you what? It wasn't real until today.

Now they're coming in with a boatload of cash.

Okay, we have the cash,

we have the land to build the stadium, we have it all.

But you're not endorsed by the league. This new group is.

The league? You trust the goddamn... the gosh darn league?

No, but nothing gets done without their stamp.

Shifty as they may be, they have the power to shut this whole thing down.

Okay, then somebody should remind Mark

that they couldn't stop his dad from taking the Raiders to L.A. in '82.

Mark isn't Al. He's taking a new approach.

And these are much different times.

Yeah, a man's word once meant something.

You're still in the running.