Kursk

New world record, established by Misha Averin!

Mum !

I held 57 seconds!

Pretty.

In bed !

Not in bed!

It's late. Misha!

Misha, it's not funny.

Not in bed!

Mikhail, catch him!

Not in bed!

Come here ! On the sofa!

That's enough.

Go kiss my mom.

She's tired.

In bed !

Hello.

- It is all I have. - Thank you Sergei, he will be touched.

Slowly !

Its good.

I'm sorry, gentlemen. We received nothing from Moscow.

What are we supposed to live from?

If I knew it, I would live it too.

You go to sea, you will have a bonus.

We will not be paid.

Pavel !

We must go, go back!

Sergei gave us 800.

- She added stuff. - What?

She added stuff!

If there is not the whole list, she kills me.

4 cases of vodka more,

5 beer,

18 crepon rolls, balloons,

you champagne!

Shit !

Cancel everything!

Or marry me.

Who has our money?

What?

- Who has our money? - Anton!

We do not have enough, far from it.

It will be fine.

Oleg!

- I would marry myself. - Shut up.

Serious.

- I would be the ideal wife. - Shut up !

Give me the list.

That's what we need.

And money. There is a lack of it.

Drop.

You will have the balance in a week or two, promised.

Must pay cash.

My best friend is getting married.

The debate is closed.

You are serious ?

To death.

I can not believe.

No, Mikhail.

Do you see that?

So ?

A submariner's watch.

Something else ?

Shoes ? Jackets?

Underwear ?

Great.

It looks nice.

She will be happy.

Can we have vodka?

This is my watch we drink.

Do we have dinner right now or are we waiting?

Where is your watch?

It's a long story.

We are all a bit naked.

- Where are they ? - We sold them.

Sold? But why ?

For that and that ...

And that and that!

And all the rest !

- Really ? - We bought everything.

- Thank you. - You're welcome !

- Oleg, what do you have? - You cry ?

Look at him, he chides!

- He chides! - But no !

I'm not fine ? Stop crying!

- Let's go eat. - Yes let's go. Oleg!

Stop, you'll make me cry.

Go Oleg, it's good!

For my wife, a drink.

It may be desolation from this land that brings us together,

but clearly, we are united.

And tonight, Pavel and Daria are united.

As Pavel's best friend ...

Who's crying now?

Shut up !

Me ? I said nothing.

As Pavel's best friend, I would like to make a toast.

In Pavel and Daria, and their half-dozen children

who will take care of uncle Anton, when I'm old.

I raise my glass to Daria.

My sweet Tania will testify,

the life of a sailor's wife is not easy.

Life here in the Northern Fleet

is even harder

So imagine being married to Pavel ...

on top of that.

Imagine the torture!

But we get used to it.

And when everything goes wrong,

what are we doing ?

The band of sailors, the band of sailors

Here is my heart and here is my hand

It's clear, it's clear

It's time to grab a drink ...

A kiss !

One. Two,

three four,

five six...

Twenty!

I can sit alone.

- You're my best friend. - I know.

Where is your wife?

Congratulations! Ten years of happiness!

It's twenty, not ten!

Come with me.

What are you doing ?

Do you want to go next?

Stopped.

You feel it ?

Yes.

Sleep well my love.

Sleep well, my eternal.

Hello chef !

Hello !

Ready to go fishing?

Chief, what are you on TV?

Tricks that do not laugh.

Hold on.

Slowly.

- Its good. - We did it.

- Did they start it? - I dunno.

Aleksei, what's going on?

- Must play sports. - Shut up.

- Aleksei, how are you? - Great.

We were there, in Moscow.

You hear ? No leave it !

Leave the music.

I just love it !

Pavel!

Always married after 24 hours?

So far, so good.

You got a joke that she's cool.

So, it's the famous Fat Girl?

She's sweating.

She is angry ?

130 degrees. It stays in the norms.

Not angry, but annoyed.

Three-quarters reactor of its maximum power.

Normal temperature and pressure.

Turbine generators trimmed to port and starboard.

Main engines trimmed.

Propulsion team ready.

Checking the posts at the port?

Parried and transmitted to maneuvers.

Watch the rear hydraulic system.

- Verification of the instruments? - Made.

- The Kursk is leaving! - Quick !

Wait for me !

They go away !

Do not hang around!

The first to arrive! Quick !

Wait for me !

Goodbye !

Goodbye, dad!

He is coming.

Warning.

The admiral is on the bridge!

Rest.

Coffee.

Synchronize the frigates. North Cape 16.5.

At your service.

I have to do everything myself?

No, admiral.

What a grandiose sight!

20 years ago, for the same exercise,

we had three times more ships.

Today, they are allowed to rust in dry dock.

We're bailing our submarines to recover the parts.

Do you remember Kutusov?

My first command.

He was relieved of his missiles

and now carries meat and vegetables at the base of Poliarny.

If the Americans attack us,

Kutusov can swing them cabbages.

It's still impressive.

It's a resounding message to our enemies.

It remains to be determined who our enemies are.

Rear Admiral Russell.

General officer assigned to submarines.

Thank you.