Deadcon

(LAUGHS) I gambled everything on this.

(SIGHS) I can't justify the investment, John.

I've been at the convention for four days and the booth has been busy.

I've got people coming in and out all day long.

Kids may want to play with it, John,

but no one is going to spend $3000 on a toy.

This program is for everyone.

Modem technology is just beginning to...

No, John, it isn't. It's over.

We're shutting the system down.

You can't do this!

We've pulled the plug. You're offline.

Sam, I've worked too long on this.

I've put my family's entire savings into this.

I didn't tell you to do that. It's over, John.

Check out of that hotel and go home.

Sam...

Sam?

Please choose an activity...

Welcome everyone to ViewCon.

The conference is now open!

What's up, ViewCon, it's your girl, AKAshley.

I have arrived and with my squad for the weekend.

Say, "What's up," Kara.

Hi, we don't normally look this tired, I promise.

And this is my muscles for the weekend...

Yeah, I have a security guard.

'Cause that's how I'm gonna roll.

This is... I'm Larry.

Super serious, super cute,

potentially not actually a security guard...

That's Kara's doing!

...for the weekend, but we are here, so don't mess with us,

'cause this is the squad you wanna watch out for.

Speaking of "watching out for," I'm gonna see you guys today,

tomorrow, whenever this video goes up.

And I am so excited,

I have a panel. Kara, it's at...

Today at 11:00. Today at 11:00, she says,

so see us there. Can't wait,

maybe you'll even be in this video,

plus AKAshley, peace out.

What up, what up, what up, it is day one at ViewCon,

and I have some very exciting news to share with you guys,

like, "Whoa," like you're gonna die.

Look who it is! Hey!

Hi! Everyone's just like...

Seriously, it's insane!

Are you going to the... World Screen Party?

Duh! What are you gonna wear?

I don't know. Maybe just sweat pants.

I don't care. No, you're gonna wear a dress and look amazing.

I'm amazing. (LAUGHS) Okay, I'm this way.

Oh! Hi, Mark.

Oh, hi. How do I look?

Oh, you look amazing. I've ordered 200 of these

and they sent me 500!

Oh, my God. What am I gonna do? Give them away!

Huh, do you guys want it?

They want the give away! Oh, you're a legend.

We already know that. Deuces, guys! See ya.

Oh.

Sweet!

Thank you. She's gonna love it.

Anytime, dude.

Floor nine. Have a nice day.

Oh, my God! It is really you?

Ah! It's really you. I love you.

Oh, my God! Are you staying on this floor?

No, she's staying in a different hotel. We...

Can we take a selfie?

Sure. Yeah.

One more. Say, "safety."

Safety.

Okay, we gotta go. Sorry.

We'll see you at the place. Bye.

All right, ma'am, this is gonna be your room, right up here on the left.

...you're gonna be Instagram and baby, let's go, ViewCon!

Whoa, hey, yo! You guys scared me.

I was expecting some French fries from room service

but, I guess I ordered an Ashley party instead.

Yo, come in. Let's live like we're gonna die young.

Excuse me, sir, this is actually this young lady's room.

Uh, excuse me, Larry.

This is my room.

I have a key and itinerary and I already brushed my teeth twice, so, yeah.

This is my room.

(GIRL TALKING INDISTINCTLY IN ROOM) Shit,

they seriously double booked this.

Okay, sorry, Mark, we gotta go back down.

Can you take us a different way?

How are the rooms? The AC's good, but the Wi-Fi sucks.

So, good luck uploading.

All right.

Okay, we gotta go. Come on. Bye, guys.

No, she's supposed to have a king apartment suite.

I am truly sorry, but we are completely full at the moment.

No... Now, I do have your gift baskets for you here.

And I can offer you a voucher for a future stay. No.

I could also suggest some other hotels in the area

that might be able to accommodate you. No, you can't.

Give my client a suite like it says in her contract, okay.

I have the confirmation right here on my phone.

She has six million subs.

Just kick out a Snapchat star or something.

Our apologies for the inconvenience, ma'am.

As you can see, we are abnormally busy because of the conference,

but we would be very happy to help you make other arrangements.

No, just let me speak to your manager.

I am the manager.

Okay, then, fix it.

Please.

Oh, would you look at that?

A suite just opened up. It must be your lucky day.

2210 A, just became available.

Guys, we're good.

Really, I didn't think that we...

Would you just, chill a bit, please. Okay.

How many keys would your Internet client require?

Two's fine. Thanks.

Great. Two.

No, just give it.

The bags.

Move, Steven.

Floor 22. Have a nice day.

You can be such a bitch sometimes.

Well, it worked, didn't it?

I'm not complaining. I love it.

Where are you staying tonight? You can crash with me.

I'm at the Double Tree. I think it's really close.

Wait, isn't that the room?

That's 2210, you're 2210A.

I know I shouldn't be saying this, but,

the Double Tree is a better hotel, much better.

You'll both enjoy staying there.

They recently replaced their mattresses,

their pool's nice... Open the door,

before someone sees her, please?

One moment.

Okay, after you, ma'am.

Wait, you should really vlog this here.

Oh, God, look at this room!

This is my suite, ladies and gentlemen.

Who wants a tour?

Okay, this is my big bed, so...

Dwayne Johnson, my boy,

if you see this before Sunday, there is room for two.

So come on over. Let's see what we got over here.

I love it. Walk-in closet!

Okay, celeb treatment, am I right, ladies!

Let's talk about two things really quick.

One: Who actually unpacks everything and hangs it up in here?

I'm living that 'straight out of the suitcase' life. And two:

It's below freezing in here.

Like seriously, so cold.

Thank God we didn't tip his ass.

Preach! What's up?

(SIGHS) He just left the gift basket on the floor!

All right, you good?

I'm gonna check into my hotel and take a shower and have a cocktail.

I know we were talking before

but like maybe... No. You can't quit.

I don't know, I just thought that like maybe I could...

take a break and then...

Look, let's get through the next three days,

finish your book, and then we'll figure out

a chill-out situation after that.

Okay? Hey, you'll be fine. I promise.

Ooh, look.

There's this. Huh?

Oh, it's a sign.

We have your panel at 11:00, and then we have that secret tweet up

at 3:00 and then, other than that, do your thing.

And then we announce your tour on Sunday and then we're out.

Okay, love you. Bye.

Love you. Bye.

Aww, little nugget.

So this is our first pair...

...and then, our second option

look like this. These are creepers.

Super adorable, surprisingly very comfortable,