Six Swedish Girls in Alps (Sechs Schwedinnen auf der Alm)

Wherever our six Swedish girls show up,

they make an unforgettable impression.

Today they have arrived in Switzerland to collect an inheritance from the director

of the finishing school where they spent last summer.

I can't wait to find out what the old man has bequeathed to us.

Whether it's a little or a lot, we're in Switzerland and going on holiday.

Like the uppercrust, first class.

Yes, there's nothing like going out in style.

We're rather going up!

Darling, we are rich actually. - Do you think so?

I don't know about that. - Neither do I. Let's see.

Right now though, we're broke.

We only have enough money left for tickets, apples and chocolate.

Does one need any more than that?

I can think of something I could do with.

And what do you mean by that?

With all that quivering and shaking, certain nerve endings will get stimulated.

It's happening to all of us. - Would you like something nice? - Yes.

I just want to know what gives him that idea...

The big one? - He was secretly in Engadin. - What makes you think that?

He couldn't be satisfied.

She always met with him. - Better than nothing.

She is so insatiable.

The most highly sexed of us all.

Is that why she was gone every night?

Come here, Sweetie. That's no substitute. - I think so too.

I know he liked all of us. But him being in love with her is new to me.

That could be the real reason he made a bequest to us.

So the old saying is true. Love conquers all.

You'll have to add: Sooner or later. - What do you mean?

Better a little love sooner as later.

I see. You mean, a bird in the hand...

Hardly had they started to speak about birds, but a cock appears.

When I just think of the fun and what kind of choices we had...

I could start helping myself. - Look what's coming!

Exactly my cup of tea.

It's as if we summoned you.

- Come on. - Help! No.

- Come on. - Let me go!

Give me a kiss.

Cock of the walk - he couldn't grasp...

He's trapped at last, he's come to pass.

Let me, let me out...

Come back.

They laughed too quickly. They will see. Their smiles will soon be history.

Another man should come in...

Yes, real hard. Come on!

Change positions.

Change positions.

Let me get on top, then you can shoot it even deeper into the goal.

Enjoy your meal!

Mate, won't you come along. You need private lessons in attacking.

I would certainly be very grateful for that.

I said: Halftime!

Do what you want.

Come on.

What are you up to? - You'll see soon.

Not bad.

Shouldn't we all get undressed?

Turn around. - Yes.

Down with all clothes. It's too warm in here anyhow.

A hardy football team were worn out by our six Swedes.

In any event, our heroines accomplished their goal.

They also accomplished their goal in Zurich,

where all their dreams should come true,

at least as soon as the money comes from their benefactor.

It's not that far any more. We need to go over the big bridge there.

And at the far end of the bridge lies the secret treasure of our Director.

May he be blessed in heaven.

This way.

Not far now and we're rich.

Where there is light, there is also shadow.

An old saying.

According to another: Don't count your chickens until they hatch.

Well, I want to go to Arabia...

What do you want to do in the Orient?

Our six Swedes, thinking that they will soon be showered in riches,

get to the office of the lawyer, who was supposed to make their dreams come true.

Ladies, crying won't make the dead come back to life.

First of all, you have to sign a general power of attorney to me.

I have prepared a power of attorney for you.

Excuse me, but you are wetting my table. - Sorry.

I am your representative in this bequest.

So, you must all sign over the power of attorney.

Get started.

The director, what a good man!

He only ever wanted the best for us.

Yes. Always. - Yes, the next. - Please.

May I ask you to be the next? - Do you need the tissue?

Greta... - I'm coming. Even though it's hard.

The darling director...

Thank you for the tissue.

I still don't believe it.

I guess it has to be like that.

It's all very sad. However, I still cannot say what you're getting.

The bequest is still en route. - What do you mean? - But he had promised...

I don't get it. We should have got everything today!

We must say that this situation is scandalous.

There's no point in shouting. You'll get nothing that way.

We spent everything to come here.

We had planned on holidaying here and we don't even have enough money for food.

- It's not fair on us. - What should we do?

Shall we starve? - Or become prostitutes?

We don't have work permits.

Let's got. - But what are we to do? - You will be to blame if...

we drop down dead on the street. - I think I know how I can help you.

I would advise you to spend a few days holidaying in the Swiss Alps.

Don't you get it? We don't have money to be going on holiday.

Listen, I want to help you.

With an advance. How about that?

Finally something good.

I understand your situation. Believe me, I am truly sorry.

We will speak about the interest as soon as the bequest is finalized.

Naturally, you should enjoy yourselves now.

If you kindly excuse me. I will get the advance.

Please, go ahead.

We have plenty of time.

We are waiting for you. - You are an angel. - I am delighted.

Excuse me, I am looking for the lawyer.

Will we have some fun? - No sooner said than done.

So...

Hold on. What are you doing?

Help!

What are you doing to me?

What are you doing? You may not do that.

Have you gone crazy?

What the... Help. Stop. I can't believe this!

That's enough.

Help!

Help! Where's the lawyer?

If anyone saw me like this...

Get out.

Put it back.

Sit down.

Ladies. I hope you weren't bored.

No, not at all.

So, which of you minds the money? - I do.

Inga.

So there. One thousand, two thousand.

That will have to do for a start.

The cost of living is cheaper in the mountains.

And healthy on top of that. You need to do something for your health, eh?

When you're in the right hands, you have all you need and more.

For free. You can believe me. I am speaking from experience.

Well then, bon voyage.

Wow, that's a good feeling.

Guys, we can get going.

You are the best.

Thank you.

I can't wait.

Hey, what's over there?

Karl has been felling trees. Crazy, in this heat...

That man is right. It's far too hot.

Hey, do you see that?

What are you doing there? - You're not allowed to do that in the bus.

We are Swedes and we can do anything anywhere.

Get undressed, you fools.

Fine with me. - We love freedom.

Hey, you're crazy.

Wave the flag.

Hey look. I have a secret admirer.

Do you like me?

Oh really! What a hussy, showing your bottom to an innocent little rabbit.

Good bye. Ciao.

Good bye, you little girls.

Good bye, you darlings. Ciao.

There they go. - Ciao!

A well!

- I'm enjoying myself. - I'm thirsty.

Stop.

Stop refreshing yourself s. We have to paint the Swiss Alps red!

Come on. - Go in and win!

Who's here?

We're on our way.

No hustle. We're on holiday.

- Come on. - Yes.

- Finally. - Why the hurry?

Did you see the big guy?

We'll come back.

When I see the girls of today...

What we could do together...

You pig!

Prick.

How often have I said to you that you shouldn't be looking at other women?

You should have enough with your own wife.

Why did you marry me when I can't satisfy you?

Calm down.

That's better. - Yes, darling. - Do you want to?

- Yes, darling. - Then shut up.

Yes, darling.

Have you closed up around the front?

Yes, darling, otherwise everything would be open.

Now are you happy that you can fulfill your duty as behoves a good wife?

Of course, darling. I want to.

Everything that you want...

How about a little break?

Oh yeah! Look there!

What a pretty sight! Everything looks so healthy and unspoiled.

No wonder why Swiss cheese tastes so good.

We admire them and they are amazed about us.