Be Melodramatic (멜로가 체질)

How about we set times for when we start and finish work?

I don't think that's possible in terms of making dramas.

Let's still do it. - Why?

I'd like my working hours...

to be exact...

so that I can do something sweet...

from the time I get off work until I go back to work.

It'd be great if there's a clear line.

Does something sweet...

have anything to do with me?

Only with you.

We aren't working now, right?

Right.

When he holds my hand,

I somehow become relaxed.

I feel like I can hug him...

and like I won't regret it.

Dating is the process of breaking such trust though.

You're going pessimistic again.

There's a process of restoring the trust too.

That's also part of dating.

So you're thinking of a long-term relationship with him.

I just...

want to do only the sweet things right now,

but something unexpected happened.

I think it was good to go to work in the morning.

It feels nice to walk.

I'm walking too.

I'm going to the studio. - Okay.

Did you have breakfast? - No.

I've packed some cherry tomatoes.

Then I'll buy some bread and milk on my way.

What kind of bread do you like?

Plain bread.

Then I'll buy some eggs too.

See you at the studio. - Bye.

Plain bread, I like it.

Milk, I like it.

Eggs, I like them too.

Delicious protein and calcium.

But if you eat too much, you'll leak out gas.

How? Like this.

At a time like that, turn on the air purifier.

Why are you coming out from there?

Well, I just wanted to play a prank.

It was a bad idea.

And I didn't hear anything.

Don't lie.

Even the neighbours next door would've heard it.

It's nothing. It's not a big deal.

I also farted when I was with you once.

It's okay. - Don't come.

It's nothing.

It's just a kind of sound. It can't even smell it.

No way. That suddenly starts running?

I told you not to come.

We still have five minutes before the work hour begins.

I'll come back out at 9am. Everything will be fine then.

Well, that was a bit too soon,

but it's something lovers have to go through anyway.

Use this chance to make it natural to fart around each other.

I don't like it.

It's not good to fart out loud around someone you love.

It's nice to hide what you can hide.

I don't like it either. That's what I'm saying.

But I got caught too obviously.

Is it something to be this serious about?

Yes, it is. I seriously hate it.

So why did you fart while putting those eggs in the fridge?

Wait.

Are you sure it was this sound?

Be honest with us.

Maybe it wasn't cute like this,

but kind of dirty.

How in the world did you fart?

It's a bit hard to express...

with my mouth.

I really don't get why you're so serious about this.

She says it's hard to express the sound with her mouth.

That changes things.

It was only the vibration of the sphincteral muscle.

Whether it sounded like this or that...

Right, that was it. How did you know?

What? How did I do it?

No, not this.

Do it again.

Whatever. This is not important at all.

It was a fart. A fart of all things.

So what did Director Son say?

Your fart fairy is something inevitable...

in the process of your digestion.

It needs to be released.

Shut it. - If you hold it,

it will be accumulated in your bowels.

Then your belly will be bloated. - I said, shut it.

Part of it will be reabsorbed to your blood...

and released through your breath.

So what? - Let's be cool about it.

I don't want to. - Isn't it an obvious lie...

to hide your fart?

Everyone knows about it,

but you hide it, release it in secret,

and get caught sometimes like today which is very embarrassing.

There's no need for all that.

It was an accident today.

It's natural to be upset about an accident!

Okay, okay. Don't get worked up.

It's a perfect example of when people say,

taking one's mistakes out on others.

What did you just say?

Nothing.

He's indeed a man.

He approached the problem rationally.

I mean,

it must've been awkward to go, "Jin Joo, I think your fart's cute."

I don't want it to be settled in an emotional way either.

It can be annoying if it stinks.

Hey, why are you going deep in thought again?

I get that you like...

whatever the other person does when you like them.

But there are still some things that make you uncomfortable.

And you need to be careful about those things.

There are times when you argue fiercely...

and later you can't remember...

what you have been arguing about.

In most of those times, you failed to be careful...

about things that could make the other uncomfortable.

Right. Rationally speaking,

A human being farts eight times a day on average.

Do it in hiding 4 times, and openly 4 times. Okay?

It sounds reasonable at first, but...

Farts are like goalies in soccer.

You can block 7, but if you fail to block 1, you can still lose.

So? Is there a conclusion?

Yes. I erased his memories when we went for a walk...

after dinner. - What?

Let's erase that memory and start over.

Is that necessary? I already heard and smelled it.

Stop saying that.

Why don't we do this? Whenever we feel it coming,

let's hug each other and let it out warmly.

Stop being ridiculous.

I don't want you to wonder if I'm about to fart every time I hug you.

You're right.

Fine.

Let's erase that memory and start over.

But...

Seriously.

Hey. It's gone. - What is?

Your fart. - Not yet.

That hurts.

Right in the temple. - Does this actually work...

at erasing memories?

The day we fought and you were sick,

You went to the bathroom and made a sound

Are you writing a song? - Yes. I was bored.

You have the title already? - I watched a short film recently,

and it really inspired me. It's the title of the movie.

What was the movie that it even inspired you?

The husband's business failed...

and fought with the wife the day before they moved.

He takes a dump in the bathroom and they make up while smelling it.

What? Was it a toilet humour movie?

No. It's a beautiful love story.

What's wrong with the lyrics?

"The day we fought and you were sick,"

"You went to the bathroom and made a sound. Boom, boom."

What is this? - What? Why?

It's so cute.

It reminded me of my ex.

We had a big fight because I let out a fart.

Was that ex... - Yes.

Him.

I see. I guess he really hated that.

He hated it like you wouldn't believe.

It doesn't matter anymore.

I want to send him a message with this song.

I hope the smell will fade away...

Let me hear it once you finish it.

Take it easy. You'll get sick.

I leave at quitting time on the dot. Don't worry.

And I don't eat here much.

I end up throwing most of the food away, so don't fill the fridge.

Stop ordering in. All you need to do is make rice.

Also, Director Son and I decided to date seriously.

What?

What do you mean?

During work, he's the director. After work, he's my boyfriend.

How could you say something so huge like it's no big deal?

Why is it so huge?

It had to have been a difficult decision on his part.

What does he see in you?

I think he's into looks.

That can't be possible. - Yes, it can.

Bring him home.

I feel bad. I should at least feed him.

You feel bad? - Yes.

No, I don't fart.

Exactly. Why not? For all these years?

I don't know.