Fast Getaway II

Timing's everything.

Morning.

I found this apron in the drawer.

It's my pop's.

He aspired to barbecuing greatness.

Did you cook?

Cook?

I don't cook, Nelson, at least not that way.

You're going to need your strength, baby.

Uh, for...

Oh, look, I got to get to work.

At 10:00?

Yeah. It's banker's hours.

You can spare me five minutes.

You won't regret it.

I take longer than five minutes.

But I don't.

Man.

Aah!

Everybody stop what you're doing and freeze.

Folks, this is a stickup.

Everybody on the ground right now.

Look, people, just because I have this devilish charm

doesn't mean I won't blow her brains out.

Everybody down right now.

Aah!

Better.

Come with me, princess. You're my helper.

Let's go. Back. Back.

Fill this up.

Go! Get over!

Get up and over. Hurry up.

Fill it up.

Yeah!

Hey!

don't shoot.

Move, you're dead meat.

You! You don't move, and you're dead meat.

Fill it up faster. Come on!

Go ahead.

Make my decade.

Bang!

Come here, pops. Come here.

You, too.

Press the alarm button.

Press the button right now.

Pay attention, folks.

It doesn't matter

because when the cops get here, I'll be gone.

Get over the counter right now.

You get back.

Get back. Back up also.

See ya.

Wouldn't want to be ya. Ha ha!

Come on. Let's go.

Move it.

Aah!

How are you?

Sorry, ma'am.

Where you going, huh?

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am taking this lady hostage.

I don't want anybody to move for the next five minutes.

Is that understood?

Anybody know tchaikovsky?

I am in a tchaikovsky mood today.

I want to hear the 1812 overture.

I said I want to hear the 1812 overture or she falls.

Louder!

On key!

Come on.

Aah!

Get in the car. Get in the car now!

Get in the car!

Did you have to push me against that guy?

He smelled like a dead fish or something equally disgusting.

Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it was your cologne.

Good morning to you, too, patrice.

Yeah, right. Damn!

What?

The teller put a dye bundle in.

We got to get it out before it goes off.

Oh, great. "Go ahead.

"Push the alarm button.

I'll be gone before the cops get here."

Guess you didn't figure on a cop being in the area.

Nelson, you're getting arrogant and careless.

Patrice, did you want to help me or bitch?

Let me rephrase that.

Stop bitching and help me.

O.K.

I can't find it.

Heading west. Requesting backup.

I got it.

Aah!

Timing is everything.

Let's see what the boys in blue

are doing back at dispatch.

Roger. 26 in pursuit.

Yes!

I'm in the police computer.

Right on water... And a quick left on Charleston.

All units, suspect heading east on west grant.

Backup units are on the way.

E.T.A., two to three minutes.

Hey!

Aah!

Aah!

They're cutting off everything to Lexington.

Go to option three.

Miss finklestein.

Mrs. finklestein.

Mrs. finklestein.

Ahh, good old Mrs. finklestein.

She's like clockwork.

She gets her blue roots tinted even bluer.

Patrice, timing is everything.

Uh-oh. They're going to try to push us and box us in.

They're putting a roadblock up on fremont now.

Great! Yes!

Whoo!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Come on!

Whoo!

Position!

They're never going to take me alive.

I'm going to take them all out.

Yeah.

I'll always love you, patrice, always.

And we'll always have...

What city are we in?

Never mind.

I'll see you in hell, doll.

No way I'm going back to the big house.

You want me? You come and get me.

Filthy pigs.

Come on, come and get me.

Come on.

Who's first?

Who's gonna be first? You?

How about you, huh?

How about you?

No, no, maybe you.

Come on. Come get some.

Ow!

All right, everyone, you can stand down.

The exercise is over,

and we'll debrief at the bank in 30 minutes.

She used to be so much fun.

She hurt my nose.

Patrice, my briefcase.

Would you hurry up, please?

We're late as it is

because you insisted on playing Hollywood gangster.

Fine.

What?

Ugh!

What up?

What'd you call me, butthead?

I didn't call you butthead,

but if the cheek fits...

Real cute.

So...How is your scumbag father, huh?

He's excellent, thank you.

I'm sure he'll be thrilled you asked after him.

Hey!

You know, rankin, you better let me go,

or people will think we're in love.

Rankin.

Aren't you wide from your territory?

Who's going to arrest homeless children in L.A.

With you in Tucson?

I heard about your escapade this morning.

And you wanted to play, too?

I'm sorry. It's against the rules.

We don't allow mentally challenged FBI agents

to point loaded weapons, even in fun.

Excuse me.

don't you want to hit me, Nelson?

An officer of the law?

No. I'd have to disinfect my hands afterwards.

It's a waste of my time.

Go ahead. Show me what a man you are.

Oh, rankin, let me give you a tip here.

Really try brushing your teeth just for once.

Ugh!

Rankin, I hope I didn't see you assault

a valued associate of bankers security insurance.

Did he?

No.

Spontaneous bleeding runs in my family.

I want this fully understood by you.

Nelson's company evaluates our clientele's security profile.

While he works with us,

he's under our corporate blanket.

You mess with him, you're messing with us.

In other words, me.

Oh?

I'm so frightened, mira.