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Whoop-dee-doo! It's Easter!
Santa? What do you want?
You must be here for some
of my delicious little eggs, right?
Looks like my hunch was right!
Santa is trying to take over the holiday again!
It's up to us to save the Easter Bunny!
Oh, do we have to?
I'm tired of savin' holidays, man,
especially this one.
Yeah, that bunny creeps us out.
Don't worry, Santa,
plenty more where that came from.
Nasty!
Nasty or not. It is our duty as superheroes to protect the innocent,
regardless of how creepy they are!
Titans, go!
Ahhh!
We saved Easter!
Oh, they all want Easter too?
It's because the Easter Bunny is so pathetic.
Must we fight all of the Bunny's battles?
If we don't, we risk losing the holiday as we know it.
Would that really be such a bad thing?
It would if something even worse took its place.
I don't understand
why all those meanies want my little holiday.
It is because you are the creepy weakling,
and therefore, the easy target.
Unless you stand up for yourself,
Easter will always be in danger.
But I don't want to fight.
I just want to lay my little eggs.
These are for you.
- Thank you. - Ew! Thanks.
- Nice gesture, I think. - Thank you very much.
Uh, didn't you used to hide those good chocolate eggs,
like the ones from the store?
These are more special
because I make them myself.
Go ahead. Eat them.
I, uh... Man, I had a big breakfast, you know?
Please.
I like to watch people eat my eggs.
Mmm.
Man, I liked Easter much more when I ain't know
where these eggs come from.
Well, it's like my dude, George Horace Lorimer said,
"If there's anything worse than knowing too little, it's knowing too much."
Now, as adages go, he's definitely top five,
but...
Guys, you got to see this!
- Look. - It is the chocolates.
Yo! This ain't no booty eggs!
They appear to be chocolate Easter eggs.
The Easter Bunny must have realized
no one wants to eat his booty eggs.
I'm not sure these are from the Easter Bunny.
He seemed very intent on handing out those booty eggs.
Friend Robin, do not look upon the horse with the mouth gift.
Mmm.
Wow! This is really good.
Mmm.
Oh, wow. This is the sweetest chocolate I ever had, yo!
Mmm-mmm-mmm! Super sweet.
We can enjoy Easter again.
Oh, so good.
Yes. But my teeth.
They cry out in agony!
Mine too.
Ow! They hurt!
Especially this one.
Ugh, this overly sweet chocolate
is causing our teeth to fall out!
Oh, I see you have been
enjoying my delectable chocolates, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
The Tooth Fairy!
Great! As if one creep wasn't enough today.
I see it all so clearly now,
chocolate that makes your teeth fall out.
The Tooth Fairy is planning to take over Easter!
Very good, my little plum.
No one loses teeth eating the Easter Bunny's eggs anymore.
Very disgusting, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
So, I will deliver chocolates for the children to enjoy.
Your chocolates made our teeths fall out, yo!
Yes, special chocolate.
My own recipe. Extra sugar.
It is win-win!
The people get their Easter chocolate,
I get their teeth, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
What about the Easter Bunny?
Oh, what a creep.
No one will miss him or his disgusting eggs.
That may be true, but we can't let you do this!
Oh, what a shame, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
Shall we settle this with a tooth eating competition?
We'll settle this with our fists!
Have it our way, da-da-da-da-da.
Molars, incisors, canines!
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
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