Lovesick

[I am happy to share with you.]

[I have aimed for every spot...]

He's probably on his way down.

Mhmm...

Oh! I'll be quick. Alright.

And we never saw her again.

What kind of party is this?

I don't know.

I call shotgun.

Let's get some light in here Boo Radley

I don't think I can do this.

This is your idea Dash,

I have no desire to hang out with your ex-girlfriend, but for some reason you do.

It's fucked.

Let's go.

Mary and Conrad are waiting.

C'mon.

Get up.

Into the shower,

I'll find you something to wear.

Not this.

Hey Poop.

Oh hey Snoop.

I wasn't sure where to put it.

Mark's not wild about it,

but I love it.

You are so talented it makes me sick.

Like uh... Like Flu sick?

Like cold sick?

Like sick sick?

Fuck off.

You know what I mean.

Are you having fun?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm having a blast; great party. Uhh, Um-ah Sorry, I forgot to shave.

That woulda been good.

I do love your little... French mustache.

Ooo... Merci.

What? What are you doing? Oh. Didn't think it'd be on my cheek.

Mmmp...

Oh that's-I get it.

Yep. No that's good.

I'm the Mayor of Munchkin Land? King- Great...

Super not embarrassing I bet right.

It's... Much better.

Is there a drinking competition that I forgot to sign up for? What else don't we know about this party?

Stop.

I heard there's a key exchange at midnight.

I guess we're a threesome now.

Yeah, where's Mary?

She left.

Really?!

She's not one for mustache rides.

We can leave whenever you want to.

Why didn't you say just something?

Well you were too busy

getting lipstick put on you face. I need a drink...

You have a... drink.

Mmmmmm.

MMmm.

Sorry, but I mean, fuck it?

Let's get wrecked.

Do not threaten me with a good time Sir.

Oooh!

[MAN SINGING: Every odour on the corner]

[by the gutter's leaking stories on the ground]

[Little magnet didn't make it]

[couldn't stick and made a clink clank sound]

[Everybody's got a secret]

[and they'll keep it till they throw it out]

[Little secrets getting mouldy]

[on the corner hoping rain comes down]

[ooOO You gotta wait]

[ooOO You gotta wait for the]

[oooooooOOOOOO The day you finally find it's all washed away]

[oooooooOOOOOO The day you finally fi-]

Uh, sorry excuse me. Everybody.

Excuse me, can I get everybody's,

Excuse me, can I get everybody's, undivided attention.

That happened so quickly,

thank you. Lovely. That's Terrific, terrific.

Um. I just want to thank everybody

for coming tonight.

Uhhh. I'm-I'm having a blast,

I don't know about the rest of you guys,

but I'm-I'm having a terrific time.

Uh You all look... ridiculous.

Uhhh. But I just-uh...

If you're here right now,

it's because you're the best people I know. And I have a lot of love for all of you,

all of you beautiful people.

So thank you.

Uhh, but actually one-one of you

is a bit more beautiful than the rest.

Uhh.. Lauren can you come here a sec?

Oohhh!

I just gotta... sorta make a big scene,

I'm gonna make a big fuss about something here for a second. 'ere, umm.

Thanks to you,

I-I now feel like the man I always dreamed I'd be.

You are just,

the champion of my life.

Umm, and, Yeah,

you're just everything to me.

So I'd like very much if I could be your husband,

so uh...

Uh, will you marry me?

Yes! Yes!- -Yes?! Aw terrific. Yes! Yes!

Oh wait, you have a mustache on you. Oh!

Get this ridiculous thing off you.

-it would have been so awkward if she said no. MAN: -it would have been so awkward if she said no.

What the... fuck...

[with tears all over the bed.]

[and that's when you shot me dead.]

Ohh fuck!