Chikati Gadilo Chithakotudu (చీకటి గదిలో చితక్కొట్టుడు)

As this film has the backdrop of Thailand,

for better understanding, all the characters will be speaking in Telugu.

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PRESENT DAY

CHIKATI GADILO CHITHAKOTUDU

-Do it right dear! -FEW DAYS AGO

-Wait dear, I'm doing it -Someone might look...

-We still have time -you're always slow!

Don't rush me.

A bit on the top, come little on top

Oh God! Ah!

How long does it take to button your shirt?

I'm doing it faster.

Started gawking didn't you guys?

Doesn't have to be double meaning always.

-Greetings! -Greetings!

Everyone is here to fix a match for me.

Not sure if this is the last time

let's hope for the best, with this one.

This is my Dad.

By now you should be aware who am I, Chandu.

By now you should be aware who am I, Chandu.

Let's see why the previous matches, didn't work out.

Aren't you Anitha's ex-Boyfriend?

You're Shraddha's ex-Boyfriend?

Sakshi's?

Krithika's?

Reshma-Lakshmi's?

Chandana's ex-Boyfriend?

Aren't you Lathika's ex-Boyfriend?

The reason that I'm not married yet is

I'm a big playboy.

This is my son, Chandu.

-Hello! -Your son is fine

There are a few conditions if you want to get married to my daughter.

He's my to be bride's father.

This isn't the first time for him too looking for a match.

Have a look, how he tortured the guys came looking for a match.

He's having sprouts.

Keep eating!

Expected him to shoot bullets but he's farting instead.

Look here son,

aim at the center and piss on it.

I'll turn around.

Sir, how do you expect me to hit that?

It's too far to hit it.

Come on

If you can't hit this

wonder how will you last during sex?

Son, please stand up.

Sir, what are you looking at?

You're not that tall

wonder how tall your little brother would be?

Oh no!

He should be man who will satisfy my daughter's sexual needs.

That's the condition.

I thought of tonsuring my head at Tirupathi after my son's marriage.

But he's focused on satisfying sexual needs.

I have to run few checks, before the wedding.

First let them meet.

If they like each other, then we can run the checks.

Are you fine with it?

You see

you please hold on for a moment.

Son, our daughter is upstairs.

You both sit and talk with each other.

Later, we'll discuss further on taking this forward.

Upstairs?

Yes, upstairs.

-What's happening? -Let them talk.

Hi, I'm Chandu!

Pooja!

-How are you? -I'm good.

-How are you doing? -Ah... fine!

What is she thinking about too much?

Do I know you from somewhere?

I think, we've met earlier?

Are you wondering, where you know me from or you've heard of me?

I think, I've heard of you.

Even this one is going into the pooper.

Excuse me!

You don't have to be angry.

May be your friends would've shown my picture saying Ex-boyfriend

this is the result of my own bad deeds.

It's ok!

I'll go down and say, that I'm not interested.

Anyway, thank you.

-Ey... Chandu! -Nice to meet you.

Excuse me!

What's wrong with him?

-Son, did you like the girl? -Is she good looking?

I don't think, this will work out dad.

I'll tell you why.

Son,

do you really have so many girlfriends?

Uncle!

I don't know much

so no need to get worked up.

No issues, if you had girlfriends.

Sure?

So all of them are Ex-girlfriends now

-or you're still dating some? -Ah!

Everyone is ex now, aunty.

I'm not dating anyone now.

What's this?

That's great!

It's better to have affairs in the past.

Yeah!

Having affairs is better-uh?

These days to impress a girl

and to maintain a relationship with them

Guys must do a lot of things.

They have to compliment and pamper them.

You got be sensitive.

also will have to use pick up lines from Gautham Menon and Maniratnam's movies.

Only all these antics will lure a girl.

But you've been doing this as a full time job.

If that's the case

In spite of doing everything, if it didn't work out

what was the reason?

Each girl had her own reason to it.

If you don't get the women.

you'll end up finding them boring.

Or you should be straight forward with them.

Oh no! It's really not what it sounds like.

Please!

Fine, then do one thing.

Go on a trip.

Spend some time with each other.

Trip-uh? Where to?

That's your choice.

But, it won't be nice if you guys just go

if there's another couple in your group, take them along too.

How come before the wedding?

Uncle, is aunty serious about this?

It might sound funny with the way I speak.

But I never talk funny.

That's fantastic!

Your son going on a trip

do you have any objection?

Oh no! When you guys have no objection

why would we have any objection.

I'm fine with it.

-Hey... -Hey... come over here.

Tell me brother.

Where's your boss?-Hey, let go.

He is at some brawl over there.

-Let go, I'm going to die. -Put down the knife.

-Let go off me. -Put it down, you'll die.

Can't your hear me.

What the hell are you guys doing?

-What are you doing? -Look over here

What's wrong with you?

Mass suicide.

-Mass suicide? -Why?

Farmer and lovers commit suicide due to failures.

This is a suicide for failure in marriage.

Do you think it's a scene from the movie 'Kaidhi No. 150'?

He did that for a national cause.

But mine is a domestic problem.

Fine, what's wrong with you?

There's no problem if you go to a war

but there's an issue painting the horns during Sankranti.

-Yes, correct. -

Buddy, what happened?

I've decorated the bar for its first anniversary.

I have arranged for an item dance.

Where's she?

But these guys have been torturing me with knives.

Instead I should've used the knives.

What do you want now? You want to celebrate right?

Hey, start music!

"Smack smack boom boom"

"Smack smack boom boom"

"Lets smash and crush"

"Smack smack boom boom"

"Smack smack boom boom"

"Lets smash and crush"

"Guntur boy goes thumping"

"Nellore rough guy whoop whoop"

"Puthur tough guy bombards"

"Chithoor thug guy bombards"

"Half rupee to play"

"Quarter rupee to cache"

"Rupee for song"

"Half rupee to play"

"Quarter rupee to cache"

"Rupee for song"

"What is dear, bring it on"

"Don't leave seducing"

"Break into peaces"

"Will surrender my shapes its all yours"

"Heavy milk bottle"

"Open the lid to see in it"

"Finish it with slurp and combat"

"Hey I will come and show you my pace"