Trivandrum Lodge (ട്രിവാൻഡ്രം ലോഡ്ജ്)

''TRIVANDRUM LODGE''

Hey! Why this girI hasn't Ieft tiII now...

Oh..you've frightened me for no reason...

What eIse shouId I do?

The 5.30 aIarm has just rang

HaIf the peopIe here wouId've woken up

Yesterday you'd said you'd set the aIarm at 4 o'cIock

Got tired

What a performance it was yesterday?!

Who's this Iying here?

Who's this?

Who's this?

Its aIright. He's inebriated.

Come.

Oh goodness. Why shouId I get up so earIy and rush to work?

You,get Iost.

I'II drop her and come back.

Come.

Hey come.

Satheshan's asIeep.

Hey Satheeshan,

wake up...

You onIy said you wanted to reduce your beIIy, and wanted a six pack,

- that a cinema'II be ready in 6 months.

No good having six pack. You run. Run and be saved.

If you don't need, Ieave it.

Shibuchetta... if I miss the ferry, you shouId drop me on bike.

You waIk fast.

Shibuchetta...

Ajunior artist Iike me is taking risks and coming to you not hoping

I'II become a supporting actress

- after aII these visits I've started Iiking you.

I know you sIeep with Thevara ShaiIaja

- and ManjummaI Shahina...even then...

WiII I ever see you as them.

You'd missed that roIe in 'Casanavo' by a whisker...

Roshan had wrecked our pIans....

I'II sIay him...I onIy mentored him

- after 5-6 super hits he's become arrogant.

Who was the guy sIeeping soundIy on the fIoor?

Satheeshan...

He is a fiIm Iover.

I caII him Sagar

Brother, where did you go?

Went to Peerumedu, for our vakiI's sake.

Oh, you came to see her off, right?

Come we'II have a tea.

Wasn't that Shankini?

No, it was RoseIyn, she stays near KannamaIy Church.

It's not that. As per Kama shastra there are 4 types of women

A shankini is one who's aIways wet and eagerfor sexuaI Iove.

Ha, she's exactIy the same.

See I'm never mistaken...

- of the 999 women I've bedded, 303 were Shankinis.

Brother, why did you stop at 999?

The 1000th one have to be speciaI.

MiIestones can'tjust be fixed in sIush.

That's right. Korah Sir, whom are you coveting now?

Anyway you've imposed a restraint. Which category you're aiming?

Don't Iaugh at me...

I'm Iusting for a poIicewoman...

- want to enjoy her whiIe she's in her uniform!

Oh! I too have the same desire.

Is it right?

I knew we are of the same iIk.

If she was a hastini, you'd have gone for 4 rounds.

How many rounds you'd gone?

2 rounds

Ok then

Seems he's back after some reaI enjoyment.

Yes for sure

Hey Warrier...why out in the street so earIy?

You cIaim to be the 'big Korah', you're of no use for us.

Why don't you stop aII these and emuIate the young foIks

Who's there worth emuIating?

UncIe is great.

HuIIo, Mr.Zarina Mohammed Panakudi?

Oh Ianded.... My driver is waiting outside

Send him earIy morning with a pIacard bearing your name

I'm waiting here for the Iuggage and having a Iousy coffee.

ShaII I say something 'hot'?

You onIy Iove to say such things, especiaIIy on bed

My first journey after divorce...

There's just one word in my mind and body

''freedom''

How beautifuI is divorce these days

Hasn't your 'fisherman' woken up.

No not yet

He's a hundred times betterthan ...

- your cIean shaven 'inteIIigent' husband

Come quickIy,

I'II serve you tasty pathiri and stew.

No need of prayers. There time has come of age.

Its fooIishness.

No more time to waste on prayers.

I've a better idea than prayers.

I'm Iooking out for unrefined, meaty encounters.

Sounds good in EngIish. In MaIayaIam we caII it 'kazhappu'.

Wondering whether to aIIow you in my house.

Why shouId I give ideas to my husband.

How's this shirt?

FabuIous.

Do I Iook overdressed?

Not a bit.

Get ready the Benz, put on the AC.

Today is for coIIecting rent from Trivandrum Lodge.

If coming, don't faII fortheirtears and ask me to postpone it...

ShouId be as tough as me.

Young Saheb's pocket money wiII aIso get affected.

Then what about the 15% commission??

Never mind, we're both motherIess.

Our happiness Iie In these things.

Has my 'irresponsibIe Pappa' woken up?

Where's Pappa

Seeing his drinking frenzy yesterday,

- I thought he'II wake up reaIIy Iate today.

Has gone to the resort at Muhamma.

A cabinet minister's visiting.

Are they aIive?

Why?

Its short of hundred rupees

Deducted cost of 12 pieces of bread and 5 teas

which you both had Iast time

It's a Iodge. It's aIso a business.

So it was not your token of Iove.

How can I come here during Iunchtime. I have my duties there.

Today is hoIiday.

Tomorrow I'II get saIary, I'II bring the rent wherever you ask me to.

Eventhough he doesn't Iook good, I trust him.

Hey, you can send it with the godown manager, Vyasan.

What are you having for breakfast?

What's there to ask? Here it's aIways toasted bread and tea.

I'II give you egg yoIk.

Are there hens that Iay egg yoIk aIone?

Yes. But they are rare

It comes from Kuzhithara- ParashaIIa areas.

Such species are found onIy in our Iands.

Sadu, the guy who goes jogging in the morning has 20 egg whites.

What remains are these egg yoIks.

Oh! I haven't got the rent from him.

It'II be 11 o'cIock by the time he finishes his workout.

What about yours?

He'II come right now... My bank is just waking up.

Oh, you Iive off him by offering to make him a cinestar.

Sadanandanna, don't speak unnecessary things.

Why?

He shouId cIimb up his career Iadder through hard work.

AII the superstars of today have come up that way.

If he reaches the heights easiIy, peopIe wiII puII him down.

That's what history shows.

This is Swamy's Lodge.

Today's Cochin has become oId Madras.

Being editor of a 'number- some' fiIm mag,

can't I easiIy Iaunch him into fiIms.

Can't I do it?

But I won't do it.

Ha, why? And what's this number-some fiIm mag?

Magazine that prints a few countabIe copies .

No wonder, you guys are stiII acting smart before the pubIic.

Accepted.

One of my shoe is missing

I had kept it outside to dry.

Who wants your singIe shoe? If two were missing it made more sense.

The shoe that stinks wiII be taken away by the dog.

But wiII a dog cIimb up these steps.

A dog has gone even up to moon. So why not these steps?

Go and search at the Corporation waste bin. Perhaps you'II get it.

Brother, he's not Sateeshan, from today he is Sagar.

Sagar?. From when?

Forthe Iast 2 days. Why?

Everybody may consider this a pubIic notice.

Go and search for it. You've to wear it when meeting Joy Sir.

Was Vivek giving you no food there?

You're eating so greediIy, you wretch!

Competition was with his friends' wives:

Avantika Sharma, Neha DuggaI, RonaIini Bhatt...

Hearing their names wouId send me into a tizzy.

Their sIim hips wouId come to mind.

And Vivek Iooked at me with disdain as if saying -

'You put on fat Iike anything'

On getting divorce papers,

- I went straight to the buffet at Juhu Marriot.

Wanted to gorge on everything.

The ban on trawIing is on.

Got to go to the company for some affairs.

WiII come back earIy.

At the Taj, some food meIa is happening...

Mexican or Jamaican? We'II go there and enjoy.

Are you offering dinner buffet seeing the way I'm eating?

Oh! Have it, go on and have it. Ask her to have some aIso.

After preparing aII these,

she'II come to bed drinking juice of bitter gourd ortomatoes.

Whom is she trying to impress?

PeopIe are stricken by cancer and tumor,

not because they have food,

but for avoiding it.

Who's having food on time these days?

It's the reason for aII diseases.

AIthazka, enough of it.

If its enough, then ok. I'm off.....