Horse in the Coat!

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Mosfilm

Cine Concern "Mosfilm" Invest Media

present

a satirical comedy

HORSE IN THE COAT!

or DIM RELATIVES

Alexander Peskov Yulia Yurchenko

I now give the floor to the deputy of the city Duma

Igor Podberezov.

Anton Batyryov Evgeny Kosyrev

- One, two... - It works.

The cast: Nikolai Valuev, Sergei Badyuk, Vitaly Khaev, Pyotr Korolev

Today we all rose to fight corruption!

Olga Khokhlova, Natalya Batova Vladimir Figurovsky, Marina Barsukova Svetlana Josefiy

In the renovated building of the Prosecutor's

work will be brimming.

And more lock-ups, so to say,

Script by Vadim Novak, Grigory Fedorov Vladimir Vinogradov, Dmitry Makarov

with real long terms!

Music by Dmitry Polukhtin

Hurrah, comrades!

A good start!

You'll be the first one. This way, please.

- What? No! - This way.

No, no! Help!

Please don't! No!

Photography by Vladimir Zvezdochkin Evgenia Pritchina

You saw prosecutors in your dream again?

Yes. It's a real nightmare!

Produced by Vladimir Vinogradov Pavel Vinogradov, Andrei Koldomasov Maria Menshova

At the longer the dream - the bigger this fright.

Directed by Dmitry Makarov

- You mean they grow in size? - No, they multiply!

What erotic dreams!

When you see them coming,

it will be worse than any erratic dream!

I hope they'll come in a car...

- ... 'cause you're a deputy. - You fool.

God forbid. Don't you jinx me.

Darling - happy birthday!

Thank you.

Speaking about my birthday.

At least today...

... you could move your brother away from the windows.

No. Away from the windows, someone may ‘nail’ him.

Oh he'll nail himself. Such is his ambition.

A very talented boy.

He promised me to, but didn't keep his word.

Promised what?

To nail his balls to the pavement...

... if I don't leave my post.

Don't be angry at him.

He has such a rich imagination.

Oh yeah, a poor relative with rich imagination.

Why are you so sour, Mikheich?

- Hung over? - Don't piss me off.

- I've a terrible headache. - It's amazing...

... that you drink so much with a job like this.

What if traffic police stop you?

They won't. I'm a driver for a deputy.

And should your master notice?

He won't. Or, if he does, Ira will cover up for me.

So good to have such ‘Ir-relatives’.

- Ira’s my relative. - Well, yes.

Ira, what have you done?

It’s Special Diamond!

And so? I can’t drink some petty Courvoisier on your birthday.

Are you serious? It’s not imported anymore.

You know the cost of one bottle?

So what?

And here's to Igor for Ira...

Oh, my darling...

Now I gonna indulge my depu-tee.

Don't you call it depu-tee!

Now we'll, you know... And then - a banquet.

Wait. A banquet? What banquet?

Don't worry, everything will be very modest.

Modest?

Last time, I nearly had to step down

because of your 'modest' banquet.

This time, it'll be even more modest.

- Only a close crowd. - Oh yeah.

I can bear with my colleagues,

but why should I bear with the drunken mugs

of your relatives on my birthday?

We'll mix them up with some bohemians.

Say, with an erotic show 'Barabara Grandpas'.

I heard they are just something!

Also - the small fireworks from Singapore.

- Is that all? - Yes.

No. My mom is coming.

I agree to anything except your mom.

Too late. She's on the way here.

A banquet is a public event, ...

... and you as the future mayor maybe...

... should take part in it.

Consider it your work.

An unexpected New Year's surprise...

... happened to Platon Koroedov, ...

... Director of Improvement...

... at the Department of Development.

A bribe of 400 thousand Euros in marked bills

Wait, what the...

... and the compliment of handcuffs and police escort.

Mister Koroedov was caught red-handed...

... by law-enforcing men in his own office.

And now, instead of Christmas holidays on the Maldives, ...

... the dirty official is in for a trip...

... to the Non-Black Earth Belt.

Non-Black Earth Belt? Is it some kind of a resort?

I wanna go there!

Oh, come on!

If you’re so developed, why taking bribes in your own office?

You dimwit, ...

... to whom did you give the briefcase instead of Koroedov?

The restaurant 'Three Beers'.

'Three Bees', you idiot.

Third table near the stage, a blue suit.

- I came up and said: "It's for you". - And then?

He looked into the briefcase and said: "Thanks".

- I bet he said that. - And then I left. Why asking?

You gave the briefcase to the wrong man.

How you gonna return it?

I'll annul him and take away the briefcase.

- And if he's from the organs? - The more so.

I'll...

I'll...

I'll...

I admire your suicidal optimism.

Though, this time your intellect of a caveman...

... did a good favor to us.

What good favor?

Our rivals brought this briefcase to Koroedov, ...

... right to his office. Understand?

No, Uncle. I mean - Sir.

Sir, eh.

Tell them to bring my porridge.

- Make sure it's warm. - Yes, Sir.

Some relative.

God forbid.

Ten years in prison!

Your old act again?

Stop hugging this costume of a prisoner.

Every time some of your acquaintances is arrested,

you try it on.

Is it some kind of ritual or what?

You, fool! Ten years in prison!

Koroedov will have to wear this 'couture' now.

I wouldn’t like to find myself in his shoes.

As you wish.

Yeah, guys. The clouds are gathering.

Yet another one of us...

Don't overdo it.

And you idling around again?

'tis not my blame I was born strong.

My sit-ups are ideal like reflexes.

I sit down on the WC with my back straight.

No wonder.

120 kilograms of perfect conviction.

But I stick to the principle:

train twice, put on weight but once.

The cook will come soon, time to eat something.

Give me your hand.

You jerk.

Wojciechowski, a journalist shouldn't be so fat.

I'm no fat - I'm respectable looking. Give me a hand.

Don't be such a phrasemonger.

It's you journalists who are phrasemongers, ...

... while we, artists of cinematography, work silently.

By the way, I'm the winner of the Teffi Award...

... in documentaries nomination.

Give me a hand.

Give me a hand. Damn.

On you fly...

Stretch. Good.

- Devil. - Not devil, but your mommy.

Peter darling, I cooked your faves - ...

... pancakes with sour cream.

Your old tricks again?

Peeking at your neighbor?

- But, Mom!... - Yes I am. Beware: ...

... her centauruses will and trample you with their hooves for this.

- But, Mom!... - You like her?

- Then go and take her! - But she is married.

I don't care! I want to have grandchildren.

- You will. - In my lifetime!

I was doing the washing.

Glafira! Didn't I forbid you to make photos, ...

... the more so selfies in my house.

- Sorry, just one snapshot. - Whatever.

Delete everything.

Our mistress is so spiteful!

How did she ever get married with such a character?

It's a long story, you know.

As a child, she knew she'd get married to a rich man.

So, she studied auctions, exhibitions, ...

... elite resorts, yachts, golf, etc.

She even took part in a beauty contest