Infinity Train

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Ugh.

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Hmm. Glad-One: Miss Tulip?

I don't want to get cavities, either.

Oh, of course not.

Uh...

Here you go.

Don't forget to get the ones in the back.

Sad-One: You're not my dentist.

Tulip, hello.

So, with the humidity in that luau car,

along with the hard floors here,

my fur and I seem to be having a disagreement.

Well, I think it kinda suits you, but...

Very regal.

I appreciate it.

Glad-One: My tartar is under control!

I can see that.

Alright, you two ready?

-Ready! -At your command.

I declare bankruptcy!

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- Whoa! -Whoa!

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Hmm. No exit in sight.

Glad-One: Miss Tulip, look at all these mums!

I guess we could just stand here, not moving,

and give a real hard look, out here on the floor,

where we won't be distracted.

Again, without moving.

Or I suppose we could take a quick break to...

Oh!

Whee!

Now, this is the kinda thing I'm gonna miss

when I get home. Home?

Weren't you trying to get to Oshkosh?

Well, I mean, I was trying to get to game design camp,

but it's over.

Now I just kinda wanna go home.

Hmm.

Hey, Atticus?

Thanks for sticking with me through all this.

Ptoo! A king needs to avenge the wrongs

committed against his kingdom.

Turning a blind eye to what that monster did

isn't an option.

But you don't need me for that.

I've got a lot of stuff going on,

stuff that you don't have to deal with.

Tulip, everything we have dealt with,

we have dealt with as a team.

I have never questioned our alliance or friendship,

the latter of which I value more.

Thanks. You're a good boy.

I'm a good man.

Muffled voice: Heroes! We need heroes!

Glad-One: He could be anywhere.

Oh, my jeepers!

Are you three the champions I've been waiting for?

You are in luck.

I am Atticus, King and Uniter

of the Cardigans and the Pembrokes.

Well, I'm Khaki Bottoms.

And all of the cotton is rushing to my head.

Sorry, Mr. Bottoms.

I'm Tulip, and this is One-One.

Glad-One: My cotton is where it's supposed to be.

Look at you three!

This is perfect!

I have an artifact that needs to be returned

to its sacred holding chamber --

the Jiggle Wiggle.

Rewards await adventurers who are bold.

Yeah, adventure.

Can't get enough of it.

Bottoms up!

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The first trial has claimed many.

I can see why.

Tulip: Hmm.

Miss Tulip, without a helmet?!

I live dangerously.

Oof! Ta-da!

They're gonna make a statue of her one day.

Uh...

Glad-One: We're also heroes!

Tulip:

We'll put that one down as a team effort.

Let's keep it up.

Wait! Bshhh!

Bshhhtzhhht!

Force field.

You're gonna have to solve the puzzle to deactivate it.

Sad-One: We could be stranded up here for weeks.

I'll split up the rations.

I'll warn you. I'm gamey.

Fear not, One-One.

I've danced this tango once or twice before.

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-Ha. -Ooh.

Hmm.

Hmm-hmm!

A bold move.

Bzzhhhhhhhhhhh-tck!

Okay, it's safe to go now.

Hup! After you, champion.

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The final test -- the punching bags of pain.

-There she goes. -Wow!

Sad-One: Been nice knowing ya.

Ugh!

-Yay! -

With courage and grace,

a champion rises to the challenge.

Very cozy.

Oh, my jeepers!

Thank you so much!

I tell you few eyes get to gaze upon its majesty.

You are so lucky.

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And now the artifact can rest.

And the world is made whole again!

While heroism of your caliber can never be properly rewarded,

your bravery must be recognized.

You may select any of the --

Jiggle Wiggle!

An excellent choice!

It's basically the most fun thing ever.

Whoa.

Neat.

Aah!

Whoa!

Oh, no, no, no, no.

We gotta go! Right now!

How do we get out of here?

Oh, but you just got here!

And the feast of a thousand chicken nuggets --

No. This is serious.