Trauma

Hey, Nance, I grabbed some sheets. Do you think we'll need anything else?

Nancy? Nance!

Glenn, I'll give you one of two scenarios. One, I am completely deaf. Two, I'm ignoring you.

You're ignoring me.

What are you reading there?

Still ignoring me.

Got it.

Strike three!

Shut out inning, buddy!

Come on, Sheila. Little hit, Sheila, come on.

Take the walk, princess. You're not getting on my bases without it.

- Shut up and pitch! - Have a seat, man!

Come on, Sheila. Come on, Sheila.

What the hell are you doing?

Preventing you from stealing.

There's no stealing in softball, you idiot.

- Yeah, since when? - Just shut up and pitch!

You know something? I feel bad for ya.

Forget the shut out. I want you to hit one ball. Just one.

Nice and easy.

Come on, Sheila. Show him what you're made of. Come on!

Right down the alley. Come on, Sheila!

Oh, no, he's hurt!

Medic 114, respond code 3, Golden Gate Park. West of Steinhart aquarium.

Man versus baseball. Individual's semiconscious and unresponsive.

Hey, Nance, I know it's none of my business, but...

Yeah, you're right. It's not.

- If you wanted to tell me... - I would. And I don't.

Boyfriend?

Ex-boyfriend.

Friend?

What did I say earlier? Don't take Folsom, take Howard.

- I'm trying to get off. - Well, then turn on Mission.

I'm not gonna take Mission. Mission has too many lights. I'll take Van Ness. It's quicker.

Stop trying to change the conversation here. I'm trying to talk to you.

We are not having a conversation.

Hey, guys, listen up.

There's construction on Folsom, so if you wanna go across town, take Howard.

Okay.

Whatever you want to tell me, I don't want to know.

It's about us.

Oh, God, if we did something last night that I was too drunk to rember, please.

- Let me live in ignorance. - It's our golden anniversary.

- Sorry, what? - This is our 50th shift together.

Oh, thank God we didn't sleep together.

Why, 'cause it would have ruined our partnership?

Exactly.

Oh, what up, air stud?

Oh, do not encourage him, Tyler.

I'll tell you what's up. Au masix tickets to the warriors game tonight, courtesy of an assistant coach

who received premium flight medic care en route to an emergency bypass.

Courtside, foul line. Who's in?

Well, since I flew Mr. Assistant coach, thank you!

You're welcome.

I finally get to hit up the oracle without treating myself for a nosebleed.

- Thank you, Rabbit. - Mr. Boone.

I can't. I have not seen my kids awake in two days, bro.

- So that means. Screw you and you. - I'll take one.

No probies.

Pick you up at 6:00.

A little presumptuous, don't you think?

Love to.

Courtside seats! Courtside, man.

I'm gonna be all like, yo, jackson, why you keep jumping from team to team, man?

Pacers, warriors, pacers, warriors?

- Make up your damn mind, right? - You're gonna use that blackcent too, huh?

What you talking about? Blackcent. I don't even know what that is.

Dude, that was a blackcent, you know, how you said it.

- Like I smell like a black - Hey, watch it.

Medic 78, respond code 2, Golden Gate Park. South side of crossover drive.

Adult male disrupting traffic. Possible psych 5150.

Hey, sir?

Hey, uh, sir. I'm a paramedic.

You mind conducting the orchestra across the street?

All right?

Looked like you were playing some good music out there.

Oh, you heard it too? Beautiful, isn't it?

Actually. Beautiful.

The chariot awaits.

It's nice, isn't it?

The music.

Sure.

Sorry, sorry.

Hey, man, that's not cool. Just don't do that

- Knock, that's it! - Sorry, sorry, sorry.

- What are you lookin' at? - I'm not... I'm not looking at...

That's it. Pull the rig over.

I first I drew my pistol and then I drew my both: rapier I said.

Stand and deliver stand and deliver I am the for I am the both:

Lord, why do you have to make everyone crazy but me?

Both: ring dumma do dumma da whack for my daddyo whack for my daddyo there's whiskey in the jar.

We should do something special, you know, 'cause it's a special shift.

Special shift?

Oh, Glenn, this cute, endearing thing, it really does have its limits.

Well, I'm just saying for you, that's a longterm relationship.

Oh, you have just reached those limits, dude.

- This is not a relationship. - Yes, it is. Think about it.

Of all the men you spend time with, you spend the most with me.

See?

Yeah, wow.

You know, I am infinitely more screwed up than I thought I was.

You know, I have a special idea for a special shift.

I'll get the coffee, so you get the sheets.

Itit's not what it looks like.

It looks like you're eating your patient's food.

He was discharged, and I haven't eaten for days, so.

Oh, and people expectme to tellthemwhat to do.

I know.

Took me a couple of months just to find people's veins.

Yeah, they call me doctor, and the techs know more than I do.

At least you get called doctor.

I either get called probie or dude.

- Dude's not bad. - No, dude's not bad.

It beats moron.

Being new sucks.

Yeah.

Being new does suck.

I've got something for you.

Finally.

I bring you people every day. What do I ever get in return?

- What's that? - My letter of recommendation.

- For what? - For you.

Residency at sutter just opened up.

If you want it, I'll make it happen, but I need to know soon, or they'll post it on eras.

You've got the degree. You've got the talent.

Here's your chance to be a doctor.

Take it.

That a girl.

Nance? Nance?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, help. Somebody help us.

You're bleeding.

Yeah, I'm oI'm okay. Are you okay?

It looks like a stellate laceration with a small degree of devitalized tissue...

- Hey, Nance. - You're losing a lot of blood.

- Glenn, you're losing a lot... - Stop... stop it!

Are you tell me you're okay. Can you answer me that? Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

I don't know what hap something hit us or we hit something. I don't know. I didn't see anything.

This is medic 114.

Uh, I'm reporting an MCI.

We're on the corner of folsom and 12th. It's a muni bus versus an SFFD ambulance.

Please identify ambulance call number involved in mci.

It's mine.

Medic 78, code 3. Report to 12th and folsom for MCI, muni bus versus medic 114.

Hey, dispatch, can you please confirm that sffd call number?

- What rig was in the wreck? - Medic 114. Respond to.

Dude, go, go!

Rabbit. Rabbit, hold up!

Hey, this bird's not ready to fly. It's not fueled up.

We got enough fuel to get us to folsom and back?

- Yeahbut - Then we're flyin'!

You signing off on this?

All right, let's go. Let's go.

Nance!

Glenn!

Guys!

Hey, I'm gonna get you guys out of here, okay?

Hey, what's your name?

- Jorge. - Hang in there, Jorge.

Help is here, all right?

You heard me?

She's pretty messed up, man. 12 on the gcs.

Hey, Nance. Nancy, talk to me. Tell me... gimme symptoms. Gimme symptoms, baby.

Oh, my God. Sir, are you okay?

Nancy, talk to me. Gimme me symptoms, baby. Gimme symptoms.

Stop!

- We can't extricate them. - What?

Listen, we're first on the scene.

I'm incident commander, and you are in charge of triage.

- Screw protocol, Boone! - No! They are breathing!

They're talking. Rescue will cut them down.

Forget it, man.

We've got severely injured people on that bus.

No! Listen, protocol saves lives. You tag 'em, you tarp 'em. Do not treat.

No treating.

He's right, Tyler.

It's probably just a cracked rib.

Go. Protocol.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

All right, everybody, let's keep it calm. We got help right behind you, okay, everybody?

It's open!

Okay, hey, hey, talk to me.

Battalion 4, this is medic 78.

First on the scene at 12th and folsom for a level three mass casualty incident.

Over 40 injured. Requesting three MCI trucks, rescue and multiple rigs for transport.

Conservatively, I need about 30 beds.

Copy that, medic 78.

- Hey, what's your name? - Franceluce.

Franceluce, that is a very, very pretty name. Can you walk? No?

Listen, franceluce, I want you to do me a favor, okay?

I want you to just relax and calm down, okay? I've got help on its way.

No, no! Please! Please don't go! Please!

Hey, why isn't this guy out here yet?

Waiting on rescue.

Guys, listen.

This guy over here in the taxi's more critical.

If we don't get him out, he's not gonna make it.

You notice you got one of yours in there.