Upstarts

This wasn't part of the plan.

Relax, man, nothing will happen. Come.

Keep quiet. We'll get caught.

Just saying this wasn't part of the plan.

Just climb, man.

Is it Vaishano Devi temple that I should climb man climb?

-Come fast. -Climb up.

-Just climb up. -Kapil, give me a hand.

Hurry up.

Never climbed a tree?

Why would I ever climb a tree? Are you crazy?

Sorry.

Careful, man.

Where is she?

-Where is she? -She'll be here.

There she is.

Hi.

-Hurry up. -Hurry up.

-There's a problem. -What?

The bag is too heavy.

-Leave it. -No, I need it.

-Leave it. -Leave the bag.

No, I can't leave without it.

-Let her throw it down. -Please, man.

-Throw it down. -Fine. Throw it down.

Oh, shit.

He's awake.

-What do we do? -Who's there?

-Forget the rope. Use the main door. -What do we do?

The lights are on!

He's coming here.

-Pick up the bag. -Bag?

No...

Throw...

-Grab his legs. -I can't.

-Please forgive us. -Sorry, Uncle.

Don't let go.

Richa, hurry up.

Run!

Just run.

-Sure? -Run!

-Run! -Uncle, please calm down.

Run!

-He's too heavy. -Pin him down.

Richa, what are you doing?

-What is she doing? -Leave the bag. Run.

-One second. -Get off me!

No, no, Uncle.

Please, no. Sorry.

What is this?

Load it up.

Uncle, we...

-You-- -Stay put.

How did our innocent little girl end up with that guy!

He's not a bad guy. He's a computer engineer.

Aren't you guys taught to stay within your limits?

It's loaded, right?

He is a good guy, uncle...

He's a manager in a big IT company.

Manager?

We employ managers here...

-Not bring them home as grooms. -Understood?

That's not all.

-He will soon become the CEO. -What?

The CEO.

We're planning a startup together.

-Shut up. -Hang on!

This is the age of startups.

This phone, in your hand. That's the new world now.

Soon our App will be on every mobile phone.

We're talking millions, even billions.

Uncle, your daughter will rule the world.

What nonsense.

-No... -Wait.

Hold this.

-Yes? -Please shut up.

He'll kill us.

As long as I'm talking we're alive, right?

Fine.

Billions, huh?

-Get lost. -What?

-Get out, or else... -OK.

Her father won.

So that's why they let us go.

That stupid bag.

We should have known.

A girl who wouldn't even leave her bag, would never leave her father.

-Correct? -Right.

You never told us how dangerous her father is.

You wouldn't have come then.

I see, Loverboy, you get the girl, we get shot?

'Happy ending' for you, 'the end' for us?

-Lucky there were no bullets... -Exactly.

-We'd be dead right now. -Rascals.

-Don't friends help a guy elope? -Right. Elope.

We should do something in this.

-Oh God. -Just listen.

There are so many matrimony apps.

From luggage to legal hassles, we take care of it all.

There he goes again.

Listen...

My parents were overjoyed when I was born.

I don't know why.

As I grew up, I proved to be worthless.

My parents were unhappy.

I dropped out of college.

I couldn't excel in studies nor sports.

My parents were very unhappy.

living off others, deep in debt,

borrowed house, borrowed booze, a borrowed laptop.

After college...

friends don't lend you money and banks aren't your buddies.

That's how I got the idea for..

with a valuation of 1.2 billion rupees.

My share is worth 300 million.

Money, fame, cars, houses. I have it all.

But my father is still unhappy.

He wants to know why investors are pumping in all this money.

When you were born...

Where are you going?

-What's wrong with him? -No idea.

Why?

This.

Here comes Mr. Big Shot.

-Hope. -You should really start charging him now.

-You are calling him here? -Where will he sit?

Mother Teresa, shift.

You got late?

-Liqueur chocolates. From Hong Kong. -Great.

If you are not selling soap, cola or insurance after college...

start your own small company.

As long as you represent hope,

you are the king.

For your investors, you're hope.

For your employees, you're hope.

You hope that your app goes viral.

So, let's see who our next hope is.

Join us now, as the CTO.

-We're doing something together. -Really?

It's been three years since we graduated, the world still hasn't changed a bit.

Chinese food with Indian?

It's the best combination in the world. You won't even find this in China.

You are nuts.

People obsess about weight loss, you eat this junk.

Elon Musk is going to Mars.

Zuckerberg is exploring VR.

And you're starting a suicide helpline?

Everyone wants to change the world in their own way.

I do too.

I also want to do something meaningful.

Then do it instead of criticizing me.

You can't change the world just like that.

Not as long as you're doing it on a small scale.

Look at my mom's NGO.

All those years of work, what good did that do?

The poor didn't get rich. We definitely got poorer.

The biggest problem is

there's no profit in social service.

Start with service, the profit will follow.

I want both.

Work like yours, with Mr. Big Shot's lifestyle.

Seen his girlfriend?

He has a girlfriend?

He's not like you.

You can't even talk to any girl other than me.

Come on.

Don't tease me.

I'm struggling for ideas.

What shall I do?

You can't have everything.

That doesn't mean you give up trying. That's a lame excuse.

You win some, you lose some.

Everything else is a bonus.

Not going to work?

No, it's Saturday. I'm going to the village camp.

-I can't find my underwear. -So?

-If you're free, look for it. -Like we have nothing better to do?

What do you do, other than mope about Richa?

Yeah, man, it's been four months.

Come on, man, move on.

Let's do something. Let's brainstorm, guys.

That's all we've done since we met.

Even on our deathbeds, we'll be doing it.

Exactly, so quit brainstorming and look for my underwear.

Are you wearing them?

-Don't irritate me. -Let me see.

Got to go to work. Show me which one you're underwear.

Hey. Listen.

Wi-Fi enabled RFID chips for clothes.

Installed right here.

Imagine that.

Your phone tracks where your underwear is.

It tracks where you took it off, where you put it back on.

It's a terrible idea.

Terrible? Why?

If Richa was here, she'd be using the app on you.

She was the possessive type.

Guys, I've been thinking on my own all morning.

But now that we're together, the ideas are just flowing.

So, if we search together, I'll find my underwear.