Yamada-kun to 7-nin no Majo (Yamada and the Seven Witches / 山田くんと7人の魔女)

Good day to all. I'm Yamazaki Haruma.

I'm president of this school's student union. My specialty is taking control.

This will be much like rehearsal but let's have a loot at the note.

There is a legend in this school about seven witches with various powers.

I heave learnt this knowledge upon succeeding to the presidency, from the former president.

Investigating this legend full of secrets is the PPRC, whose one member is vice-president Miyamura.

Thanks to them, six witches have already been found, first being Shiraishi Urara with the power of swapping.

Then there's Odagiri Nene, another vice-president, with the power of captivation.

Also, Ootsuka Meiko with the power of telepathy,

...Takigawa Noa who can see past traumas,

...Sarushima Mariya who can see the future,

...and my precious secretary, Asuka Mikoto, who has the power of invisibility.

The one who has discovered them is Yamada, a vulgar and stupid delinquent.

He has a mysterious ability of copying the witches' powers which became a sort of "witch-detection".

And then I found out that I had the "witch-kill", the ability of making the witches' powers dispossessed with a kiss.

Are you following so far? Or are you not?

Using the "witch-kill" ability to gather all seven witches, I have a certain plan laid out.

That being...

You absolutely mustn't tell Yamada.

He's sensitive and has a weak tummy.

However stupid he is, he wouldn't like such images distributed, no?

For me to have fallen for Shiraishi~

I~

He must already know!

Yeah.

Don't let is bother you, Yamada.

Huh?

I'm on your side.

Huh?

I have fun spending time here with you and it cheers me up.

So you mustn't care what others around you say.

Shiraishi~

Ah, is that so?

I give up now~

But if someone says something I will deny it.

And say you aren't one to steal underwear!

Huh? Underwear?

Yes, we know the origins of those pictures and that you weren't stealing bras but picking up empty cans!

Bras?

What are you talking about?

Huh?

Have you not seen the underwear-stealing pictures?

Huh? What are those?

Huuh, who is this perv -

...it's ME!

Yes.

But these are photos taken of your litter-picking, no?

Yeah, Miyamura took these didn't he?

I forgot to express my gratitude to you two. It was an award winning picture, thanks a lot.

Don't tell me he~

Miyamura can't be the only culprit.

Who else could be?

That traitor double-agent!

Double-agent?

Yamada and the seven witches -7

Ito, you threw my magazine away despite me not having looked at the idol pages yet!

Ah, busted!

What's the ignorant face for?

Do you understand what you've done?

Why is she angry?

Did you cast some spell on?

Ah, no.

Don't talk to me again!

Me? What have I done?

What splendid acting! Could win at Cannes.

Urara, let's go!

Come on.

I hope you undergo cattle mutilation!!

At the end of this month I will retire.

And about the next president,

...I regret to say I haven't made up my mind yet.

In short, you are all ineffective.

Hence,

...I will nominate the one who finds me the seventh witch.

You can choose any way you like.

Hang on!

Why is he now also a candidate?

It's simple. His work is fast and faultless.

Is it so bad to appreciate capable people?

What now, aren't you also capable?

This is not funny!

What's wrong? What happened?

At such a critical time, there is another candidate!

What?

And it's that incompetent Inose!

I can't believe it!

Calm down! Stress will only damage your beauty!

As always, you are good at controlling people.

Just like chess figures.

What do you mean?

Is it better to say you don't like your hands getting dirty?

You don't seem as calm as usual.

If you want to say something just say it.

I just happened to overhear,

...what you said about me.

- Why do you like her? - Because she'd do anything for me.

Why is that bad?

Yamada,

Ah!

What?

Shouldn't you discuss it with Miyamura?

Discuss what?

Whether Miyamura is responsible for those pictures.

I had that thing with Ushio, so I don't want to think of Miyamura like that.

Yamada!

Did you make him confess?

Confess?

Ah, not really~

Why do you stick up to him after such a thing?

Is your sixth chakra shrunk?! Use it!!

Ouch~

Ouch!

I don't want someone like him in the clubroom, OK?

Hey!

Why does she have to be so upset about those photos sent out?

You heard her. I don't think it's fine to leave things like this either.

If it's hard for you, we can swap and I will talk to him.

Hey, hey ~

Ouch!

OK?

Gosh, Shiraishi is super cute!

Uber-cute, a deity!!

This is like "perfect face"!!

Shiraishi,

... I like you!

Aw, done it!

Ah, Shiraishi, I like you!

Ah, ouch!

Shiraishi~

Miyamura,

...Miyamura!

Huh?

Can we talk?

What's up, Shiraishi?

Why do you know?

You had no reaction to this.

If it were him he's be all over it.

So what do you want to ask pretending to be Yamada?

Shiraishi, I like you!

Shiraishi!

Oh, you fool!

Helping myself to peeping at her underwear, I'm a real bastard!

I've hit her face!!

I'm such a fool!

Ah, I've done it again!

Constrain!

Yamada,

Shiraishi!

I'm sorry. I may have crossed the line.

I guess it would be better if this matter was settled between you two.

That way he can give a proper answer to you.

Shiraishi~

Miyamura,

...um,

...that...

What was the president calling a meeting for?

To say that he'll nominate whoever finds the seventh witch as the next president.

Plus he added Inose as another candidate so it's now three of us.

What?

President, it's time for the meeting.

Right, sorry for making you come here.

No, it's my duty as secretary.

Hey, I don't care how but you must find the seventh witch and become the president!

I don't care even if I have to kiss all the girls in this school!

What's wrong so suddenly?

You had zero interest in me becoming the president before.

Truth is I saw.

Saw what?

In a future vision, I saw that Inose as president.

Oh, Inose?

So why are you fretting?

That's not all,

...his secretary was Shiraishi.

Being part of the SU is an advantage for higher education, that must be her reason.

No.

Because when I saw her that time she looked just so unhappy~

Just like before I met her.

I don't want to see her like that!

You,

Yeah.

I didn't realise, then I didn't want to admit,

...but I like her.

No way! Are you serious?

What are you laughing for?

Did you just realise?

You're unbelievable!!

What the hell?

Even if you don't ask me to I will become the next president!

But we have no clues on the last witch.

Hence I'll kiss them all~

I'm not teaming up with a sex offender!!

- But you are~ - Shut up!

You're stupid!

Besides what's with this?

Why is his torn out? You spilt juice on it too.

Totally irrelevant!

Hm?

What?

Look here!

It's just a stain no?