Oh My Baby (O Mai Baeibi / 오 마이 베이비)

Gosh, I'm a complete mess.

Is it because you want to impress me?

My gosh.

I also want to impress you, Ms. Jang.

My goodness.

Eu Ddeum, have you lost your mind?

What... What? Why?

You said you like me.

And I like you, too.

So I kissed you to help you muster up your courage.

What in the world? I can't believe this darn punk.

If you're drunk, you should go home...

and just quietly go to bed.

Hey! Get back here.

I'm sorry!

Unbelievable.

What the... Are you kidding me?

Unbelievable.

This must be some joke.

How dare he kiss me without my permission.

I haven't been kissed for 10 years!

10 years!

Why does it feel like it's been less than 10?

I felt very unpleasant afterward.

About what? - Don't you remember?

What? My gosh!

No way.

Should I or shouldn't I read it?

Only a jerk would read it, right?

You wouldn't like it either if someone looked through your phone.

How about a peek?

Just a peek.

I can, right?

Let's take a look.

Do Ah, have fun with your friends at daycare, okay?

Off we go.

Are you off to work? - Yes.

What are you up to this weekend?

Can you help me with Do Ah's birthday party?

I'm going to skip the party and just take photos.

Could you introduce me...

to some good photo studios? - Sure.

We'll go shopping and stop for a nice meal.

Maybe your mom could babysit while we watch a movie.

Sure. - Really?

There's no taking it back.

What movie should we watch?

A sweet romance movie sounds nice.

Sure.

You don't hear me, do you? - Sure.

Ha Ri! - What the...

What on earth is on your mind?

Didn't I tell you that a troubling man isn't worth it?

Don't even think about...

having eyes for only one single man.

Look around you...

and choose the guy that ticks all the boxes.

Here!

What a sinner you are, too. - What?

What do you mean?

I was reborn, you know.

I no longer skip Do Ah's meals.

Isn't that right, Do Ah?

Don't you have gimbap in squared shapes?

Want one?

Ha Ri, why don't we go to lunch?

What good would eating do?

Why are you in a rotten mood?

We need to shake these hangovers.

Let's grab a bite to eat.

Let's get something with a nice broth.

Aren't you coming?

I guess I need fuel.

Gosh, that's good.

Ms. Jang, will you be the next...

editor-in-chief then?

Editor-in-chief Jang, what are your thoughts?

Will he sue me for this?

What? Did you say something about your soup?

A woman in her 30s who repeatedly...

kissed and harassed a man she knew...

was taken into police custody for questioning.

The victim reported...

that he's been suffering from a stress disorder.

Ms. Yoon, it's not common for a woman to have been arrested...

for sexual harassment.

That's right.

The woman justified her actions by saying...

how men are never offended by advances made by women.

I was surprised by her misguided notions.

What a sinner.

You're right about that.

What a nutjob.

Hi, it's been a while. - Hello.

Hi! - Hi, guys.

All the tables are full. - We'll wait.

I'm done with my meal.

You can sit here. - You barely touched it.

I said I'm done.

Ha Ri, who'll pay for this?

But I didn't bring my purse.

My gosh.

I didn't bring my purse either.

Gosh. I'd like to order!

Goodness. Oh, dear.

This can't be happening.

Ms. Jang.

I'm sorry about yesterday.

Why did you do it?

Because I heard you liked me.

You were talking to Ms. Park and...

So I gave you the wrong idea.

I'm sorry.

We were only talking about sperm donation.

No, please don't apologize. It's my fault.

It's all right. I don't have the right to judge you anyway.

I'm no different which is why I should just die.

Thank you, Ms. Jang!

Mr. Han, over here.

Mr. Yoon, over here! - Gosh.

Hi.

I see that Mr. Han is here too.

Is this a special occasion?

We meet again. - Right.

He's rated with two stars.

He's rated with a triangle.

Brothers...

May I call you that?

No. - Don't.

You said this was about Ha Ri, so go ahead.

You see, I made a huge mistake with Ms. Jang.

What kind of mistake?

I made a confession in the wrong way.

What confession did you make?

You must've done something wrong.

What is it? Did you borrow money you can't pay back?

I think I have feelings for Ms. Jang.

I think I have feelings for Ms. Jang.

Hey, young man.

What's with the "I think"?

Saying I like her doesn't seem serious enough,

but saying I look up to her sounds too serious.

I think it's in the middle.

But why would you tell her that?

It's obvious she'll slap you silly.

I already did get hit.

But I want to do it properly. I was hoping to ask you two for advice.

We're something like allies, right?

No, we're not.

Actually, go for it.

Ha Ri likes the attention,

so plan a surprise for her in the heart of Myeongdong...

so that everyone can see. - A surprise?

With a huge bouquet.

With a million flowers.

That's right. And...

you can't leave out singing and dancing.

Looking at you, I think...

you should do some b-boying. - B-boying?

But the 2020 trend is the Bongsan mask dance.

It's big in Hongdae right now.

You know your stuff.

You should play an instrument too.

The gong? - Castanets?

Triangle? - The ajaeng.

Those are good too.

If you can, I recommend the saxophone.

That's great.

Brothers.

I majored in applied music and the sax.

That's good. A saxophone serenade.

There will be videos all across social media.

She'll be so happy.

You're a real romantic.

My shoulder... It hurts.

What if he looks good doing it?

I didn't think of that.

Ha Ri does fall for strange things at times.

Eu Ddeum? - She'll like...

But just unilaterally telling someone you like them...

will make them feel awkward.

Especially someone like Ha Ri.

I know. I think...

she's only interested in me because I have a lot of sperm.

You have a lot of what? - You have a lot?

Yes, like 10 times the norm.

What...

Does Ha Ri know that?

Yes. I said I'd give it to her, but she seems to be pondering about it.

So you are...

the legendary king of sperms?

That's why he had two stars.

Ms. Jang.

I have a question.

Which do you prefer between the Bongsan mask dance...

and b-boying?

Bongsan what?

I'm thinking of taking dance classes.

Which do you prefer?

Do what you like. I'm not a fan of either.